What made you laugh today?

[Walkabout33]

Seeing some children playing with a kite. No phones, just enjoying life

 

[beachbaby179]

The decor at my hotel.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

A man decided that he and his cross-eyed wife had to get a divorce because they just didn't see eye-to eye.

Besides, he knew she was seeing someone on the side.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Having to double-check that I sent and not to my ex this afternoon.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

At the end of a book I just finished, the author provided end-stories of several characters as an epilogue. For one character, he said the man bought a fishing boat and worked as a commercial fisherman, which provided him a good living until his death at 86.

It finished with "although he never married, several elderly ladies attended his funeral and refused to discuss the reason for their presence."

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've decided to do this at some friends funerals. I'm going to turn up in black, killer heels, and a hat with a veil and enormous sunglasses.

I shall lay a single white rose on the casket. Or maybe red. I haven't decided yet.

And say. 'Why? Why, just as our time had begun?'

And then leave. With out further comment.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I've decided to do this at some friends funerals. I'm going to turn up in black, killer heels, and a hat with a veil and enormous sunglasses.

I shall lay a single white rose on the casket. Or maybe red. I haven't decided yet.

And say. 'Why? Why, just as our time had begun?'

And then leave. With out further comment.

It would be more fun at strangers’ funerals

 

[Wand3rlust]

It would be more fun at strangers’ funerals

Did I forget to mention that these friends? I dont know any of their other friends or family.
So I'd be a stranger to everyone except the dead person. Who, you know, I'm guessing won't give the game away...

 

[TongueLust]

A post.

 

[Jordan90]

A perfectly timed eye roll!

 

[lifeisgood3976]

My mechanic said he couldn't fix my brakes, so he made my horn louder.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Blue waffles

 

[Esslemont]

…..a six foot something behemoth of a man with shoulders slumped, eyes downcast, shuffling his feet…..
as he gets an ongoing lecture about picking things from the shelves randomly by a woman that could almost fit in his shirt pocket.

Ha! Simplicity of life.
Awesome.

Ps….chin up big guy…..put a cock in her mouth and all lecturing stops.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Joe Wilkinson - Buckaroo

 

[ericalauren]

The boy I babysit asked me how you say “hello” in Spanish. Friends, he had been taking Spanish classes for two years now. What is wrong with his school?!

 

[fsa52]

The grand’s doctor

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Posts here and some photos my daughter sent of one of our cats.

 

[barefootgirl69]

People in my PMs.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The Princess Bride gifs

 

[Taegul]

Predicting some unoriginal dude's post word for word in an ABC thread. simultaneously.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A shopping list.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Liverpudlian Jesus

 

[Misshotndeep]

All those people. All that energy. All that planning. And you got NOTHING. Karma is real. I don't have to say or do anything. I am loved. I am protected. I am.

 

[mortis]

Jack Black in the Minecraft movie.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

"I have a horse named Mayo. I like when Mayo nays."

Yes, it's dumb and corny, but it DID make me laugh.