What made you laugh your ass off today?
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Leah57
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quoll said:I hope she realises they were my best undies, the other eleven are nowhere near as classy.
How's everything going?
Hey, at least you have undies to contribute..... I almost never wear any unless medically required.
I'm tired here... been up for 3 hours, can't sleep..... I'm sure I'll get sleepy as soon as I get to my meeting later on this morning....
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SJ: knowing you and bg, this is clearly a case of discretion being the better part of valor. :>
sorry, leah. :<
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sorry, leah. :<
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Eilan said:
Thanks, I needed that. Sounds like a lot of college guys I know unfortunately.
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This is one of things that I wish I didn't know because it's really none of my business, but. . .center_stage said:
An ex-brother-in-law of mine liked for his partners to be on top so he wouldn't have to do anything, so when I see stuff like "you always make love to me...you're the sex leader...I'm ALWAYS under you" and I don't think that's hot. I think that's someone who's selfish and lazy.
I suppose it's a nice fantasy, though, and maybe he'll get lucky and meet the woman of his dreams at Lit. But it's still funny.
I wonder if always being on top is good for the thighs?
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right so this happened yesterday.... but i thought i t was great...
L5P {my husband} is in security, and the xmas party was last night... it was held outdoors & santa, in security fashion, showed up in a squad, with lights flashing. we could see them for about 1/3 of a mile, and when they finally got to the pavilion we were @, a small child... im guessing 4 or 5, went running up to his mom and said "mama mama! its the PO-LICE!" {his father is in security--aka-- the PO-LICE also!! } LOL
~5PHF
L5P {my husband} is in security, and the xmas party was last night... it was held outdoors & santa, in security fashion, showed up in a squad, with lights flashing. we could see them for about 1/3 of a mile, and when they finally got to the pavilion we were @, a small child... im guessing 4 or 5, went running up to his mom and said "mama mama! its the PO-LICE!" {his father is in security--aka-- the PO-LICE also!! } LOL
~5PHF
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my zoe cat slayed this morning. The cannister that holds the cat food fell over. She was trying so hard to flip food out of it and then tried to stick her head in the little opening ...I had to stop her as I had a visual of taking her to the vet for the extraction process.
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quoting Nacho Libre made me laugh a lot today
and playing with my goofy six month old daughter...she likes to roll
and playing with my goofy six month old daughter...she likes to roll
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The Captain of my hockey team should recieve an award for creative motivation techniques:
1:45 to go in the 3rd period and we're down by 1 goal. We call a time out and I head to the bench, expecting to hear them planning what to do and when to pull me out of the net. As I approach I hear him raving, quoting Bluto from Animal House... "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
God I love beer league hockey!
1:45 to go in the 3rd period and we're down by 1 goal. We call a time out and I head to the bench, expecting to hear them planning what to do and when to pull me out of the net. As I approach I hear him raving, quoting Bluto from Animal House... "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
God I love beer league hockey!
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Ok, I know I've been raggin on Britney and Paris lately, but this one takes the cake.
"Us Weekly reported that Hilton has introduced Spears to pole dancing on her in-house stripper pole."
SO what? Big Deal! I agree, who cares.
But it's still funny. If you are going to bitch about the media stereotyping you, please stop reinforcing proving them right.
"Us Weekly reported that Hilton has introduced Spears to pole dancing on her in-house stripper pole."
SO what? Big Deal! I agree, who cares.
But it's still funny. If you are going to bitch about the media stereotyping you, please stop reinforcing proving them right.
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.TBKahuna123 said:Ok, I know I've been raggin on Britney and Paris lately, but this one takes the cake.
"Us Weekly reported that Hilton has introduced Spears to pole dancing on her in-house stripper pole."
SO what? Big Deal! I agree, who cares.
But it's still funny. If you are going to bitch about the media stereotyping you, please stop reinforcing proving them right.
HAHA, i seriously doubt paris had to INTRODUCe her to it...lol.. im thinking that was a prerequisite to some of her videos.... maybe they were just comparing notes?
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Thanks Happy Misha!
You know you're a teacher if...
1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
2. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
3. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8:00 to 3:20 and have summers free."
4. You believe chocolate is a food group.
5. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
6. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
7. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
8. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
9. You have no life between August and June.
10. When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
11. You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
12. You wonder how some parents ever figured out how to reproduce.
13. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
14. You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
15. You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "never dream" of doing your job.
16. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
17. You know you are in for a major project when a parent says, "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
18. You want to choke a person when he or she says, "Oh, you must have such fun every day. This must be like playtime for you."
19. Meeting a child's parent(s) instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
20. Your boss tells you of a great new policy she's adopted called "Zero Tolerance."
You know you're a teacher if...
1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
2. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
3. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8:00 to 3:20 and have summers free."
4. You believe chocolate is a food group.
5. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
6. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
7. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
8. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
9. You have no life between August and June.
10. When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
11. You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
12. You wonder how some parents ever figured out how to reproduce.
13. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
14. You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
15. You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "never dream" of doing your job.
16. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
17. You know you are in for a major project when a parent says, "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
18. You want to choke a person when he or she says, "Oh, you must have such fun every day. This must be like playtime for you."
19. Meeting a child's parent(s) instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
20. Your boss tells you of a great new policy she's adopted called "Zero Tolerance."
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