What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Leah57]

I'll take a refill, Saucy


I'm not sure which was more enjoyable today: Watching Robin William's Live On Broadway DVD or giving my dogs baths and watching them haul ass around the house to dry off.

I vote for the Robin Williams DVD..... I laugh so hard my abs hurt the next day!

 

[pleasteasme]

I vote for the Robin Williams DVD..... I laugh so hard my abs hurt the next day!

He IS definately hilarious! It is one of my favorite comedy DVD's!!!

 

[TBKahuna123]

He IS definately hilarious! It is one of my favorite comedy DVD's!!!

And he is so off the medication in that DVD. At least he was duringthe live show on HBO. One of his best.

 

[Leah57]

I'm gonna have to watch it today... I need the laughs

 

[bobsgirl]

You know I gotta wonder where my husband got this DVD of Help!--it's one of the movies the Beatles starred in, for you youngsters.

I just put it in the DVD player...it's got Korean subtitles! Awesome!

 

[Denae]

You know I gotta wonder where my husband got this DVD of Help!--it's one of the movies the Beatles starred in, for you youngsters.

I just put it in the DVD player...it's got Korean subtitles! Awesome!

Oh dear--does hubby know what he purchased? Hee Hee

 

[shy slave]

I had a pm which resulted in my mind trying to imagine a pregnant woman having a fuck on an exercise bike....I am sort of laughing but with a puzzled look!

 

[FurryFury]

I had a pm which resulted in my mind trying to imagine a pregnant woman having a fuck on an exercise bike....I am sort of laughing but with a puzzled look!

That just made me LMAO!

Fury

 

[alltherage]

A cd of beyond the fringe that i received for christmas.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I had a pm which resulted in my mind trying to imagine a pregnant woman having a fuck on an exercise bike....I am sort of laughing but with a puzzled look!

I'm trying to imagine ANY woman having a fuck on an exercise bike. I'm perplexed...and strangely intrigued.

 

[FurryFury]

Maybe this will help.

He sits on the cycle.

She is highly motivated. She faces him and rides him, wrapping her legs around his back.

Her pregnancy hasn't made her tummy too big for such, yet.

Fury

 

[midwestyankee]

You know I gotta wonder where my husband got this DVD of Help!--it's one of the movies the Beatles starred in, for you youngsters.

I just put it in the DVD player...it's got Korean subtitles! Awesome!

BG, I told this story at dinner last night and we then riffed on the fact that our copy of the Top Gun dvd offers the option of watching the movie dubbed in French (we've actually watched a good portion of it this way, as everyone in the family knows at least some French). That led to speculating how much fun it would be to watch a movie dubbed in one language (say German) but with subtitles in a second foreign language (say, Japanese if you wanted a nice Axis-of-Evil feel to it).

Maybe you have to be a linguist for this to make sense?

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm trying to imagine ANY woman having a fuck on an exercise bike. I'm perplexed...and strangely intrigued.

Kahuna, haven't you ever seen a recumbent exercycle? It would be a piece of cake to do the horizontal mambo on a recumbent bike, much in the manner that Furry recommended above.

And think what this might do to the usual projection for calories burned while having sex.

 

[bobsgirl]

BG, I told this story at dinner last night and we then riffed on the fact that our copy of the Top Gun dvd offers the option of watching the movie dubbed in French (we've actually watched a good portion of it this way, as everyone in the family knows at least some French). That led to speculating how much fun it would be to watch a movie dubbed in one language (say German) but with subtitles in a second foreign language (say, Japanese if you wanted a nice Axis-of-Evil feel to it).

Maybe you have to be a linguist for this to make sense?

It makes sense, and strangely sounds like fun. I'm imagining the Wizard of Oz in German.

I got suspicious when I noticed there was an awful lot of Korean on the cover. I wondered at first if maybe the whole movie would be dubbed in Korean. Which would be beyond hilarious.

And oddly enough, only the dialogue is subtitled. The songs are not.

 

[bobsgirl]

Kahuna, haven't you ever seen a recumbent exercycle? It would be a piece of cake to do the horizontal mambo on a recumbent bike, much in the manner that Furry recommended above.

And think what this might do to the usual projection for calories burned while having sex.

Just as long as somebody keeps pedaling. Ooh, bumpy!

 

[shy slave]

I'm trying to imagine ANY woman having a fuck on an exercise bike. I'm perplexed...and strangely intrigued.

Thats how it all started in my head too!

I hate exercise, but next time he tells me to get on the bike I will want him to join me (knowing my luck we will either fall off or get interrupted, or both )

 

[TBKahuna123]

Kahuna, haven't you ever seen a recumbent exercycle? It would be a piece of cake to do the horizontal mambo on a recumbent bike, much in the manner that Furry recommended above.

And think what this might do to the usual projection for calories burned while having sex.

That's actually my cardio exercise of choise. hmm.... Next time I'm on one, I hope I don't get a hard on. that could be quite embarassing at the gym.

 

[FurryFury]

Kahuna, haven't you ever seen a recumbent exercycle? It would be a piece of cake to do the horizontal mambo on a recumbent bike, much in the manner that Furry recommended above.

And think what this might do to the usual projection for calories burned while having sex.

*smiles*

A recumbent exercycle would work too but it wasn't a recumbent one that I did this on.

Fury

 

[SlickTony]

I haven't laughed much today, but I made a friend laugh.

 

[Denae]

Watching my cat play with the string that I had wrapped around her tail.

 

[Quoll]

Opps did we really say that

From the Sun (U.K.):

Following our article on Princess Eugenie's birthday celebrations, we have been asked to point out the party was closely monitored by adults throughout and while a small amount of mess was cleared away at the end of the evening, there was no damage to furniture, no revelers dived into bedrooms in search of drunken romps and to describe the house as being trashed was incorrect. We are happy to make this clear and regret any distress our report caused.

From the Wilmington, Del., News Journal:

An article in Sunday's Local section on the estate sale of former Gov. Elbert Carvel quoted Olin Vanaman of Wilmington about his excitement in purchasing 35 of the governor's decanters during the auction, including one used at Queen Elizabeth's coronation.

Vanaman said he used a slang term when describing Carvel as "a big boozer," but he did not mean that the former governor was a heavy drinker. Vanaman refers to people who collect decanters as "boozers," he explained, "the same as guys who collect cars are gear-heads." No reference to drinking or the consumption of alcohol was intended in the article.

From the Chicago Tribune:

An editorial in Friday's paper incorrectly stated that Florida Cresswell, a candidate for state representative in the 28th District, was convicted in 1999 of battery and stealing Tupperware. In fact he was convicted of stealing a battery from a van as well as Tupperware that was inside the van.

- From the Mirror (U.K.):

Following the publication of an interview with Glenda Gilson on 11 September 2006, Ms. Gilson contacted us to state that the words published on the front page: "I haven't had sex for four months" were not words used by her.

While we accept that these precise words were not used by Ms. Gilson, we believe that they conveyed the sense of what was said in part of the article published on pages eight and nine to which the readers' attention was expressly drawn.

We acknowledge that Glenda Gilson was offended by the words in question and we wish to express our regret for any offense caused to her and her family.

- From the Rocky Mountain News of Denver:

An article and headline on Page 17A Thursday incorrectly stated that James Dobson, founder and chairman of Focus on the Family, believes people who don't practice what they preach should undergo an exorcism. His quote, in a TV interview about reaction to the firing of evangelical leader Ted Haggard for "sexual immorality," was: "Everybody gets exercised (worked up about it) when something like this happens, and for good reason."

- From the Daily Press of Newport News, Va.:

A correction in this column Thursday about a June 14 Taste section recipe for French coconut pie incorrectly suggested that the recipe called for a pint of vodka. The accompanying recipe for homemade vanilla extract uses the vodka. The pie recipe then calls for one tablespoon of extract. Here's the corrected recipe for vanilla extract, adapted from Lacy Smith's "Sugar Daddy's Treats": Drop one vanilla bean in a one-pint bottle of vodka, and six months later, you have vanilla extract.

- From the New York Times:

An obituary on Monday and in some copies on Sunday about Isadore Barmash, a retired business reporter for the New York Times, rendered incorrectly the name of a department store that he wrote about frequently. It was Gimbels, not Gimbel's. Gimbels, which closed in 1986, has been referred to correctly in the Times more than 500 times since 1980 and incorrectly more than 120 times; this is the first time the error has been corrected.

- From the Financial Times:

An item in the Observer column on March 14 reported that Ludwik Dorn, Poland's minister of the interior, had said some former police officers used the services of prostitutes. A more correct translation was that they had a "wide social life".

- And finally, just to confirm that the St. Petersburg Times is not immune from these kinds of whoppers, a search of our files turned up this "clarification" from Aug. 18, 1989:

A drawing of the lunar eclipse in Wednesday's Times may have given the impression that the sun revolves around Earth. Earth, of course, revolves around the sun and the moon revolves around Earth.

 

[SlickTony]

It seems to be Marx Brothers night on Turner Classic Movies. 'nuff said.

 

[pleasteasme]

Chasing my Scotty dog back to my house... in my scotty dog pjs!

 

[bobsgirl]

It seems to be Marx Brothers night on Turner Classic Movies. 'nuff said.

It's not any more, unfortunately. Gidget is on. I used to have a gigantic crush on Moondoggie.

 

[Quoll]

Did a google image search for tumbleweeds, this is what I got.