StilettosNSpurs
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Just have to add a PS since your PM's are turned off. I'd love to talk to you about the horses.
What made you laugh your ass off today?
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Just have to add a PS since your PM's are turned off. I'd love to talk to you about the horses.
bailadora
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Phew!
Better than I have been for a while.
That's good to know.
Don't be such a stranger, ya hear?
NewHorizon
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Funny indeed.
Although I find it hard to believe that's true, congratz to you for making me laugh my hardest today.
Although I find it hard to believe that's true, congratz to you for making me laugh my hardest today.
SweetErika
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This morning, as I was taking a very wet diaper off of my little guy, he promptly and enthusiastically said hi to his penis, gave his hand a big kiss, then stuck that kiss to the freed penis. 
I think he was happier to see his penis than he was to see me; I didn't get a hello or a big kiss!
I think he was happier to see his penis than he was to see me; I didn't get a hello or a big kiss!
Quoll
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This morning, as I was taking a very wet diaper off of my little guy, he promptly and enthusiastically said hi to his penis, gave his hand a big kiss, then stuck that kiss to the freed penis.
I think he was happier to see his penis than he was to see me; I didn't get a hello or a big kiss!
*Nods* It's a guy thing.
SweetErika
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Ah. I wonder if they've found the Penis Obsession Gene on the Human Genome Map yet.
'Nuture' has something to do with it, too, I'm sure. We're making it a point to be very positive, open, and encouraging of his joy and exploration because obviously the self-loathing and prudishness that pretty much comes standard in our culture isn't working out well at all.
midwestyankee
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This morning, as I was taking a very wet diaper off of my little guy, he promptly and enthusiastically said hi to his penis, gave his hand a big kiss, then stuck that kiss to the freed penis.
I think he was happier to see his penis than he was to see me; I didn't get a hello or a big kiss!
Priceless!
some of the comments in this thread http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=775307
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=775307sweettreat601
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Still trying to figure this out!
I'd love to talk about horses too, let me figure out how to turn on my PM's and we'll be in business!
Just have to add a PS since your PM's are turned off. I'd love to talk to you about the horses.
I'd love to talk about horses too, let me figure out how to turn on my PM's and we'll be in business!
FoxBuddiKagome
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The lengths some ppl go to feel worth something
philos
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This morning, as I was taking a very wet diaper off of my little guy, he promptly and enthusiastically said hi to his penis, gave his hand a big kiss, then stuck that kiss to the freed penis.
I think he was happier to see his penis than he was to see me; I didn't get a hello or a big kiss!
40 years later and I'm still happy to see it. I just wish others would be happy to see it. Damn indecent exposure laws.
Cruel2BKind
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The general board
They're all like mean insecure little monkeys!
They're all like mean insecure little monkeys!
erotiquegirl
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littlebabyclit
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Short men in big pick up trucks who park badly out front or elsewhere to get noticed.
Pathetic !!!!!
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Pathetic !!!!!
. . PhilGarlic
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24
now tell us he is 24 years old
This morning, as I was taking a very wet diaper off of my little guy, he promptly and enthusiastically said hi to his penis, gave his hand a big kiss, then stuck that kiss to the freed penis.
I think he was happier to see his penis than he was to see me; I didn't get a hello or a big kiss!
now tell us he is 24 years old
Quoll
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Dramaticflare
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I was reading cracked.com today, and one of the photos in their articles was titled, " How dare you write something that I also believe you idiotic internet troll?" which, having recently had to point out to someone that they were trying to argue my point to me, brought out a hearty laugh.
Also, the video I took of my chef with his new power tool: a saw he turned into a microplace for cheese grating.
Also, the video I took of my chef with his new power tool: a saw he turned into a microplace for cheese grating.
ArchLady03
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NippleMuncher
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Going through one of the crap sites I visit on the weekend, I came across a link to Canada's Worst Driver (on YouTube). I started at the end of season 6 and watched the last 3 episodes of the season and laughed my butt off for most of the viewing time.
It's scary, it's sad, yet oddly compelling in that "train wreck" sort of way. You'll laugh, then you'll cry because you know that idiots like these share the roadways with us every single day!
It's scary, it's sad, yet oddly compelling in that "train wreck" sort of way. You'll laugh, then you'll cry because you know that idiots like these share the roadways with us every single day!
NippleMuncher
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Sadly, Nothing
Wanna see my wiener?
(that was intended to make you laugh, or at least giggle a little
)
NippleMuncher
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APPETITE SUPPRESSANT
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and
eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He
declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of
soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he
says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a
juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to
be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and
eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He
declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of
soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he
says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a
juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to
be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
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thesweetsweetness
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LOL!!
FatFilly4Fuckin
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i'm laughing at myself cos i thought i had stuck up a friendship with someone who played the man but is barely a boy. users are losers!!!
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