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Watching Andrew Zimmerman with someone that has in a perverted mood like i was today ....and hearing Zimmerman describe the texture of Chicken balls. Then seeing him in a bath and we took the "Rubber Ducky" song to a whole new level. It was a fun morning.
 
Saw this as a part of someone's sig on another site: Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Proofread carefully!
 
Eilan said:
Saw this as a part of someone's sig on another site: Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Proofread carefully!
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I don't get it? Why is Uncle Jack on a horse to begin with? And, if he wants to get off, he can fall off like the rest of us do. ;)
 
Holy shit! I thought you made up the user name.:D

You could have said "Yes, but only from a rope hanging off the rafters."

Just a teensy bit too much emphasis on the animals don't you think.

MMMM:kiss:
 
More of a chuckle than a LMAO, but still...

Over the holidays we did a bit of camping. We did a quick trip to one of the nearby towns to top up some supplies, I asked the girl at the counter for a cigarette lighter, "Something bright please."

In any other town this wouldn't have caused a problem.
 

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headline on ABCnews.com that read, "Harry Baals can't get respect in San Antonio; politicians Jack Spratt and Dick Swett understand."
 
interesting how fuckwits appear to multiple a thousandfold in BDSM. :>



at the risk of seeming cruel: i'm mildly surprised nobody's made mention of reactions to a HT newcomer.

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A girl in my office swore that Ben Franklin was a president because he is on money. You know because they only put presidents on money. She followed up this statement by saying "it's all about the Benjamins!". LMAO
 
Earlier today I was recounting me + hubby's morning outdoor sex, and hubby got rather aroused.

He called me into the kitchen, bent me over the worktop and had his wicked way with me.

As he came, he got a massive head rush and flashing before his eyes, staggered and promptly keeled over, hitting the open grill door on the way, completely busting it as it broke his spectacular fall..

Once I realised he was fine, and had only fallen over 'cos he'd cum so hard, I was absolutely poorless, laughing so much it hurt, as he lay on the floor, dazed but laughing at himself. I'm chuckling away to myself now, lol!!

Still have a broken grill door though. Damn!
 
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