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What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?
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Thoughs on a Sunday Afternoon
Life can be pretty boring sometimes. It’s Sunday afternoon, I’m on my hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor. I do this every month or so as my part of the household chores. Years ago things were more exciting and different.
I’m a submissive, and my wife is a dominant, well a Vanilla Dom. At one time I was a slave to a Dom who knew how to train me. Twenty years ago I’d be nude and scrubbing that kitchen floor. My ass would be red from a warm-up spanking and we few high welts high on my ass which she did with her riding crop. Later on I would then receive some very wicked swats and welts lower on my bottom as a reminder of what would happen next time she found my house a mess. Those were interesting times.
Things change, many S&M clubs will not even punish a slave over 50 and my former Mistress is now a born again Christian. My wife dominates me, but well, she is not heavily passionate, which may not be a bad idea. Still again you can always dream.
Life can be pretty boring sometimes. It’s Sunday afternoon, I’m on my hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor. I do this every month or so as my part of the household chores. Years ago things were more exciting and different.
I’m a submissive, and my wife is a dominant, well a Vanilla Dom. At one time I was a slave to a Dom who knew how to train me. Twenty years ago I’d be nude and scrubbing that kitchen floor. My ass would be red from a warm-up spanking and we few high welts high on my ass which she did with her riding crop. Later on I would then receive some very wicked swats and welts lower on my bottom as a reminder of what would happen next time she found my house a mess. Those were interesting times.
Things change, many S&M clubs will not even punish a slave over 50 and my former Mistress is now a born again Christian. My wife dominates me, but well, she is not heavily passionate, which may not be a bad idea. Still again you can always dream.
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The whole thing's brilliant but something about the juxtaposition of Richard Burton and James Stewart is truly pant-wettingly funny
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This channel on Youtube (BDSM themed parodies of famous songs):
I just could not choose a song, so I at end I picked up this That is NOT a word
I just could not choose a song, so I at end I picked up this That is NOT a word
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Nelson was featured in the LA Times. 
We're famous!
Tee hee.
(He's right about the Prestige Resort. Blerg, last place I'd stay here.)
ETA: Everyone in Nelson owns a copy of the Whitewater cookbook. Everyone.
We're famous! Tee hee.
(He's right about the Prestige Resort. Blerg, last place I'd stay here.)
ETA: Everyone in Nelson owns a copy of the Whitewater cookbook. Everyone.
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Nelson was featured in the LA Times.
Tee hee.
(He's right about the Prestige Resort. Blerg, last place I'd stay here.)
ETA: Everyone in Nelson owns a copy of the Whitewater cookbook. Everyone.
Excellent. A window into KWorld.
But they left out the town founders.
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HA! Nice.
It's always interesting to get an outsider's perspective. Why he ate at BiBo is beyond me. Far better eateries around here. And the border guard's comments made me laugh. (He probably lives in Castlegar - they're so jealous of us).
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Pushing someones buttons and them playing back. I hate it when people can't take a joke.
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I hate it when you push someone's butt and they don't play back. Come on, non-butt-pushing-joke-untakers!!!
Those Castlegar fuckers. GOD, I hate them.
BLoved was from Castlegar, too. He was mayor, actually. And he hate at BiBo constantly.
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After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.
'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed.
So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.
'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed.
So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'
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My nephew telling me that my support and belief in him has meant the world to him. I have so much pride when I look at him and see what a great young man he turned out to be.
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Last night's video conference with my mom and my brother's kids.
Technology is such a wonderful thing.
Technology is such a wonderful thing.
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Loved this...thanks. My grandma used to dance on skates and bragged that her jitterbug was awesome and that kids these days don't know how to have fun...Maybe she was right.
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Nice evening catching up with one of F's friends; kittys being their adorable, demanding selves; and logging in here and finding a PM from someone who often crosses my mind fondly.
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I got a new kitty, today. I had to put one to sleep a couple of months ago (cancer) and another died of old age shortly after that. I was down to just one cat and then this one was offered (the lady found him and his brother on her doorstep). He's a real cutie. I wish I had a camera.
My present cat still is a bit stand-offish, but the little guy is trying to be friends. These things take time.
My present cat still is a bit stand-offish, but the little guy is trying to be friends. These things take time.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6626090/cat-vs-hair-dryer
Cat trying to catch air from a hair dryer.
Cat trying to catch air from a hair dryer.
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It's so strange. The cat in the video looks VERY close to what my 8 year old cat looks like. The cat in your AV looks very close to what my new kitty looks like. The lighter colors on the kitty in your AV are just a little brighter than on my new kitty, but not much. He doesn't yet have a name, so right now, he's still "new kitty".
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