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True report from the front lines of high school, foreign language department:
"Mrs. W., how do you say pinata in Spanish?"
¿Cómo se dice "dumbass" en español?
What made me smile today? Pizza.![]()

Estupido asono
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Muchas gracias.
My Spanish could be much, much better. I learned just enough in college that I should be able to carry on a conversation with very small Spanish-speaking children. Very, very small children.![]()
True report from the front lines of high school, foreign language department:
"Mrs. W., how do you say pinata in Spanish?"
A 'wet willey'?
Really?
...and how old are you?
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What's that gotta do with anything? My and my daughter were sitting on other sides of my stepson and we wet willied him (one person to an ear) at the same time.
It was awesome.

Why, am I not suprised, gracie? heehee..
One good 'wet willie' deserves another, I say!
You might not be, but he was. And so was my husband, since we were at church.I got SUCH a look. I, of course, gave him my angel eyes and pointed at my stepson, but he wasn't convinced. I think I've used the angel eyes a time too many.
It's not my fault that pastor decided to do a sermon on being single that week. I was bored off my ass.
Compelling ritual. Must be high church.