Ok full disclosure here.......the balloon animals aren't really a panty dropper and shockingly women don't really get turned on by guys who walk around quoting comic superhero movies
I’ll have you know that brandishing a giant balloon penis quoting superheroes does, in fact, attract a certain type of woman. I bet we can find you one.Ok full disclosure here.......the balloon animals aren't really a panty dropper and shockingly women don't really get turned on by guys who walk around quoting comic superhero movies
The disdain is appealing. The eye rolling would get you slapped so you keep that.But I assure you that my disdain for annoying people is very genuine and very real..........I'd like to think there is a frowny faced girl who is expert in the art of eye rolling out there for me
Well something tells me after scanning threads here that if my goal is to find a balloon penis loving woman this is definitely the placeI’ll have you know that brandishing a giant balloon penis quoting superheroes does, in fact, attract a certain type of woman. I bet we can find you one.
The disdain is appealing. The eye rolling would get you slapped so you keep that.
I’d just like regular orgasms with someone I like.
Fuck yes it is. It’s a spectrum. Im sure you’ll find the right fit.Well something tells me after scanning threads here that if my goal is to find a balloon penis loving woman this is definitely the place
No no no. Eye rolling in general is irritating. If you roll your eyes, I’ll slap you. Well. Probably not. You’ll just go in a bucket.But why would a woman who is good at eye rolling get ME slapped?
Noted. You should make a personal adI'd like irregular orgasms with someone who makes me laugh
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there is a fine line between "it's a spectrum of finding the right fit" and 'Nightmare Fuel'Fuck yes it is. It’s a spectrum. Im sure you’ll find the right fit.
No no no. Eye rolling in general is irritating. If you roll your eyes, I’ll slap you. Well. Probably not. You’ll just go in a bucket.
Noted. You should make a personal ad
The more detailed the better.
I could tell you stories. There have been some choice encounters.
That’s because you’re weird. But the interesting kind of weird, not the nose picking kind.
I’ll torment you either way.Uh huh, sure. I'd love to give you an ad that you can use torment me about over and over......that sounds like fun
I’ll have you know that brandishing a giant balloon penis quoting superheroes does, in fact, attract a certain type of woman. I bet we can find you one.
The disdain is appealing. The eye rolling would get you slapped so you keep that.
I’d just like regular orgasms with someone I like.
This really doesn't feel like a big ask
(Because really, same)
And here I slipped in a subtle eye roll at the end of that as a test and you didn't even punch me so you will be unable to torment me because you already like me too muchI could tell you stories. There have been some choice encounters.
That’s because you’re weird. But the interesting kind of weird, not the nose picking kind.
I’ll torment you either way.
I’m just waiting. You’ll never know it’s coming.And here I slipped in a subtle eye roll at the end of that as a test and you didn't even punch me so you will be unable to torment me because you already like me too much
I love this
Honestly, I haven’t ever even talked to him before today, but he’s proven entertaining
Wait a minute.....you said this morning you like “regular orgasms”.......now you’re talking about surprise, unexpected sneak attack-gasms??I’m just waiting. You’ll never know it’s coming.
In my defense she started itHim...he always makes me smile.
And this conversation between @MedicalMuse and @BubbaHyde5 has been interesting.
Twisting my intentions… you fit right inWait a minute.....you said this morning you like “regular orgasms”.......now you’re talking about surprise, unexpected sneak attack-gasms??
But either way I accept
PfftIn my defense she started it
The socialist utopia IS a trap. But it would be wrong of me to try to trap someone. I want them willingAnd even if it appears like I did then I’m claiming the use of one of my all time favorite phrases of “socialist utopia” as a form of entrapment.
