What Made You Smile Today, v6

Twisting my intentions… you fit right in ;) 😂

Pfft

The socialist utopia IS a trap. But it would be wrong of me to try to trap someone. I want them willing :D

(Thanks for the distraction. You’re a doll)

I mean if I can’t twist peoples intentions to make it what’s best for me then what is the internet even FOR??:giggle:

Look I’m already marginally not annoyed with you, if you keep making socialist Utopia comments I’m gonna start to think you might be OK :unsure:......and before you ask, no I did not get the job writing greeting cards for Hallmark..shocker I know:giggle:

Now I’m off to learn how to do all this cool quote separating replies that you cool kids are doing and to finish off the personal ad I was supposed to work on. Would it sound more professional to use Penile Party Favors instead of Penis Balloons?.....😐
 
Laughter coming from a neighborhood of kiddos living their best lives
There's very little that compares the happiness of watching children play and live their best life completely oblivious to everything but the fun they're having at the moment. We could learn something from them. Too often we keep our eyes on the horizon while ignoring the happiness right before us.
 
I mean if I can’t twist peoples intentions to make it what’s best for me then what is the internet even FOR??:giggle:
Look at you, fitting in like a big kid! I’m so proud!! 🥲
Look I’m already marginally not annoyed with you, if you keep making socialist Utopia comments I’m gonna start to think you might be OK :unsure:......and before you ask, no I did not get the job writing greeting cards for Hallmark..shocker I know:giggle:
I would hope not, you’ve already committed yourself to balloons and marvel quotes. You might be stretching things too much to add greeting cards
Now I’m off to learn how to do all this cool quote separating replies that you cool kids are doing and to finish off the personal ad I was supposed to work on.
😂
Yes, then get me a link! I’ll share it! We’ll find you a suitable candidate toot sweet!
Would it sound more professional to use Penile Party Favors instead of Penis Balloons?.....😐
Inflatable Erections? Business name?
 
Look at you, fitting in like a big kid! I’m so proud!! 🥲

I would hope not, you’ve already committed yourself to balloons and marvel quotes. You might be stretching things too much to add greeting cards

😂
Yes, then get me a link! I’ll share it! We’ll find you a suitable candidate toot sweet!

Inflatable Erections? Business name?
Nah, could be brought down by one little prick
 
Look at you, fitting in like a big kid! I’m so proud!! 🥲
Wait....I think I just learned a thing 🤫 🎬
I would hope not, you’ve already committed yourself to balloons and marvel quotes. You might be stretching things too much to add greeting cards

😂
Yes, then get me a link! I’ll share it! We’ll find you a suitable candidate toot sweet!
And what precisely are your qualifications as a matchmaker? Before I hire you for free in this economy I need to make sure I'm getting my moneys worth :unsure:
Inflatable Erections? Business name?
Ya know...after some additional consideration I'm not QUITE so sure that name is going to inspire confidence in my future clientele.....maybe we'll workshop that one some more 🫣
 
Wait....I think I just learned a thing 🤫 🎬
😂🤣
And what precisely are your qualifications as a matchmaker? Before I hire you for free in this economy I need to make sure I'm getting my moneys worth :unsure:
Well, I have a vagina and I’m reasonably concerned with the other women i know here and their experiences.
Ya know...after some additional consideration I'm not QUITE so sure that name is going to inspire confidence in my future clientele.....maybe we'll workshop that one some more 🫣
Set up a teams. I’ll show up. Maybe.
But on the other hand in order for that to happen you have to have been blown pretty extensively first :D :LOL:
Video. Or it didn’t happen 😊
 
😂🤣

Well, I have a vagina and I’m reasonably concerned with the other women i know here and their experiences.

Set up a teams. I’ll show up. Maybe.

Video. Or it didn’t happen 😊
Well Son of a B.....😡....now you're just showing off pulling them from two different posts🤨
 
😂🤣

Well, I have a vagina and I’m reasonably concerned with the other women i know here and their experiences.
So does that mean you'll find me a nice girl to go steady with that will promise to dress up as Black Widow on my birthday and Scarlett Witch on our Anniversary ? 😙

Set up a teams. I’ll show up. Maybe.
Lemme guess...you'll send me a calendar invite for September 32nd:rolleyes:
Video. Or it didn’t happen 😊
As a professional matchmaker are you promoting Kissing and Telling? 😯
 
So does that mean you'll find me a nice girl to go steady with that will promise to dress up as Black Widow on my birthday and Scarlett Witch on our Anniversary ? 😙
Yep. I am happy to make sure you meet your needs, but I can’t fulfill either
Lemme guess...you'll send me a calendar invite for September 32nd:rolleyes:
31st. lol
As a professional matchmaker are you promoting Kissing and Telling? 😯
Nah, but I know there are a lot of stand up gals here. :)
 
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