what was the strangest object you ever used on yourself??

[ima6uldv8]

Ha ha! A gun made for that thread.

Tried to use a battery powered toothbrush one time. That was a huge disappointment. My vibe had died and it was my only toy. I learned my lesson after that.

 

[lemmesee]

.....a 1/4" hand drill with a soft white car buffer attachment....

 

[Slave Master]

One weekend we had decided to go away with some friends and their families. Hubby and I were out driving alone for some shopping and he pulled out a new, long white tapered candle

I looked at him and he looked at me - both knowing what those looks meant - by the time we managed to find a secluded parking spot that candle was almost soft ....

That night we lit the candle at dinner and each time we looked at each other we had to smile knowing exactly where and what that candle had been previously used for ...

Katie

 

[elleanor]

A vibrating pen. Ya know those ones that you turn on and you write fun squiggles...

Something like this ... http://www.harttoys.com/swwriter.html

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I've stuck the handle of a wooden hairbrush up my bum when I was lonely in a hotel room away from home.

 

[AmandaBa6969]

I've stuck the handle of a wooden hairbrush up my bum when I was lonely in a hotel room away from home.

tried that last night..but it was a plastic hairbrush with rounded handle into my pussy..

i want hubby to get me one of these..then no more beer bottles!

 

[LusciousLoralie]

A vibrating pen. Ya know those ones that you turn on and you write fun squiggles...

OMG! I've done that too!

tried that last night..but it was a plastic hairbrush with rounded handle into my pussy..

i want hubby to get me one of these..then no more beer bottles!

I want one of those sooooooo BAD! you have no idea

 

[cadman7777]

OMG! I've done that too!



I want one of those sooooooo BAD! you have no idea

I love a woman and her toys

 

[MK88]

A banana peel. I just cut the banana in half squeezed the actual banana out an then I shoved my dick in there. Unfortunately my cock broke the banana peel. I still came none the less.

 

[AlwaysNaked]

Just built my own enema kit out of hose pipe, a tap connector and a garden sprayer. A very stimulating feeling.

 

[gothic_nymph]

ok I didn't do it personally to myself.. But my hubby once used a popcicle on me...

 

[deskuser]

Fun objects

Before I was married a guy used the narrow end of a wine bottle on me. Also a cucumber , bananas and a large cuban cigar unlit.

Great fun.

 

[LusciousLoralie]

travel size bottle of Downy Wrinkle Release

 

[m140]

And bottleneck of baileys he drank from*

i used my roommates bottle of baileys too

 

[Shysweet]

First orgasm was with a vibrating toothbrush. I think I was like 12?

 

[RuReal]

The other day I thought it would be fun to use the bottle of lube on my wife it fit very well.

 

[NurseClavell]

First time I tried using anything, it was a 'unicorn" lollipop (long, twisty) still in the plastic wrapping... It started melting and I panicked, hid it under the bed! *laughs*

 

[LusciousLoralie]

First time I tried using anything, it was a 'unicorn" lollipop (long, twisty) still in the plastic wrapping... It started melting and I panicked, hid it under the bed! *laughs*

that sounds hot. how long were you using it when it started to melt?

 

[relaxitsonlyme]

A woman once, oh my, she was a strange one!

 

[EnglishGuy1982]

if ur american u prob wont know what twiglets are or pepperami sticks,

Very kinky Did you eat them after?

 

[Heatlessfever]

What could be stranger than men? They have this sticky out thing you play with and it gets hard, you play with it too much it spits at you then hides. Then it refuses to come out till you play with it more, seems strange to me.

Hahahahahahaha, agreed.

But I've used some mildly different things than men.

 

[millieteases]

hmmm...the usual assortment of vegetables, a few candles, a small flashlight...a snake bite kit suction cup on my clit and a plastic tent peg one night out camping...

 

[gizmo36]

I useda hoover vaccumm..just right shape and thick..I actually rode it doggie style..and pulled it into me on edge of couch..amazing..covered it with condom..for sanitary reasons but oh my god..

 

[prock70]

I stuck my cock in the tube of a vacuum cleaner once while it was on. I was about 14..easy clean up

 

[LusciousLoralie]

a snake bite kit suction cup on my clit

how was it?