what was the strangest object you ever used on yourself??

[lex8508]

I'm not sure which is stranger, but I've ridden the bedpost, a Soft Shave bottle, both ends of a softball bat (not at the same time, obviously - the big end fits my twat, the little end fits my ass but only just past the sphincter), beer bottles, gear sticks, zucchini, seedless cucumbers, flashlights, and the fists of several girls.

OMG!! no offene but what a slut meant in the best of ways of course.. damn I need a pet that will let me try osme of that stuff on her.. as for me *blushes oys (not saying whose it still is a regret of mine) and even a 3.5 inch zuchinni once.. that left me shaking like crazy.. virgin curiosity for you... sorta like the evil golf ball (never listen to ppl online) haha I just hear it now the newest adage "curiosity killed the virgin" LMFAO

 

[lex8508]

oh and second thought.. I have thought this would be good to play with a girls gspot with since I got it.. my back brush for the shower lol

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h25/jaratt85/brush/brush.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h25/jaratt85/brush/brush1.jpg

 

[Hascats]

Weedeater, couple of 12v batteries, one of them hamster balls, and a mailbox (that I put back)

 

[LusciousLoralie]

Weedeater, couple of 12v batteries, one of them hamster balls, and a mailbox (that I put back)

hamster balls? like this? http://www.drsfostersmith.com/product/prod_display.cfm?c=6067+10378+11158&pcatid=11158

 

[secrets_4_u]

electric toothbrush, cucumber, cruiser bottle among other various items

 

[harkkenco]

strangest object

my father's electric razer when I was a little girl. Instant vibrator!

 

[sexx_type_thing]

Mascara tube, body spray bottle, electric hair clippers, popsicle, shower head, one of these and most recently an electric toothbrush.

 

[Jimm12380]

I suppose a beer bottle would be the winner for me.

 

[kinkymomjianlis]

The electric tooth brush is a great one ( i have one just for that purpose hidden between the mattress), so is a cucumber but you gotta make sure its room temp cuz a cold one is not comfortable for me.

 

[longteacher]

a hollowed out cucumber

 

[Megumikiss]

A hair brush and a perfume bottle.

 

[LusciousLoralie]

a perfume bottle.

which one?

 

[kencannuck]

ok I didn't do it personally to myself.. But my hubby once used a popcicle on me...

I had a HS girlfriend who was into that. Tightened her right up. We also tried a candy bar one time. Used on her then melted the chocolate and she had it in her mouth when she blew me.

I think the oddest thing I've ever seen used was a hardcore pic of a girl on a pneumatic jack in an autoshop. I am sure it was purely staged for the shot, but just the thought of something about 4 inch diam. hard metall pistoning in and out of her... yeah there was an explosion that night.

 

[AriannaKing]

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[isseii]

I have to admit that everything around me tends to end up looking like and being used as a toy at one point or another. However, I happen to have one of these in my office at work and after reading a bunch of the stories on Lit one day at work the urge to play with this one was just too strong to resist.

 

[frappdude]

cantaloupe - cut out a nice, custom-sized hole in the rind and went to town, forcing my way into the pulp. Loved the squishy insides. Right out of the fridge, too, so THAT was a nice sensation!

and of course, the underside of my key board tray... rocking baaaack and foooorth, rubbing the underside of my dick against it as I type or read stories

 

[LusciousLoralie]

I have to admit that everything around me tends to end up looking like and being used as a toy at one point or another. However, I happen to have one of these in my office at work and after reading a bunch of the stories on Lit one day at work the urge to play with this one was just too strong to resist.

thats looks VERY intriguing

 

[isseii]

thats looks VERY intriguing

It's not HUGE, but it was definitely a bit of a stretch to get it in but it felt incredible. I have to admit that a major part of the appeal was the fact that I was doing it under my desk at work. I have a private office, but it has a huge window that faces the front office so people are always walking by and looking in.

 

[isseii]

Mmmm. I would loved to have seen you sticking that up your pussy. Of course I'd volunteer to help you put it in. Wouldn't want you to strain yourself. Plus it would allow you to lean back and really enjoy it. And I'd want to know when people would be walking by so I could watch your reaction as you'd try to hold your orgasm back.

If you ask really nicely I might play with it again at work tomorrow and send you a picture of it. Granted, it won't be nearly as fun without your help.

 

[LusciousLoralie]

If you ask really nicely I might play with it again at work tomorrow and send you a picture of it. Granted, it won't be nearly as fun without your help.

I wanna see too!

 

[isseii]

I wanna see too!

We're not supposed to actually post pictures of stuff like that here right? I'm still new and learning my way around. However, if you really want to see I would be happy to send you the pic as well.

 

[LusciousLoralie]

We're not supposed to actually post pictures of stuff like that here right? I'm still new and learning my way around. However, if you really want to see I would be happy to send you the pic as well.

Yay!

 

[klippert]

If I may be so bold

Isseii, I would luv too see pix of you playing at work.....sliding that float in and out.....

-Klippert

 

[RawHumor]

I have to admit that everything around me tends to end up looking like and being used as a toy at one point or another. However, I happen to have one of these in my office at work and after reading a bunch of the stories on Lit one day at work the urge to play with this one was just too strong to resist.

Interesting... what is its 'normal' use?

 

[isseii]

Interesting... what is its 'normal' use?

They're actually glass water floats and used to be used for keeping the edges of fishing nets afloat before they started being replaced with wood and cork floats in the 40's. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes, but the majority of them are round. There are still a lot of these floating around in the oceans of the world waiting to wash up on a beach somewhere and grabbed by some lucky person. They are very popular with people who are into the whole nautical theme and there are tons of replicas that are mass produced. However, the real deal are made of blown glass, often originating in Japan, have a lot of bubbles and other inclusions from the creation process, and are often etched the mark of their original creator.

The short version...my plaything was hand blown, most likely created out of a recycled sake bottle, used for fishing for many years before it managed to escape and float around the world for a few decades, and eventually washed up on an Alaskan beach for me to find and pleasure myself with. I can't help but wonder what it's original creator would think if he knew what it was being used for today.