What would you tell your younger self if you could travel back in time?

Don't be so fucking selfish.
Listen more.
Be braver.
Exercise a little every day.
Don't sell your Marvel X-Men comics.
Learn piano or guitar.
Don't cash in your IBM stock.
Don't make decisions based solely on negative emotions.
Kiss her... and her... and her...etc.
Make sure your fiance understands you're a Dom...and polyamorous... before you get married.
Tell the truth.
Love better.
Write that book.
Get diagnosed for ADHD.
Complete what you start.
 
There isn't a gottdayum thing truly wrong with you. You're awesome. And your life will truly begin once you realize that.
 
“Spend as much time as you can trying to suck your own dick while you’re still super flexible.


What?
No, I’m not some creepy pervert, I’m you from the future!
Wait, don’t call the police! Stop yelling!!!
Jesus, I gotta get out of here and back to the future!”
 
That I should have chased my dream right out of high school instead of pussyfooting around for 12 years
 
Value relationships.
Don’t be so hard on yourself.
Smile and have fun.
Many girls have a dirty mind just like you.
 
Do not bother playing by the rules, it's just not worth it and you don't get farther for doing so.

Do not get married. Spare yourself the disappointment, anxiety, heartache, and loneliness it brings. She won't care for you anyway.

Embrace the fun you had in college. Do those things with your roommate that you live to regret not doing today.
 
Do more of that and less of that one.
Embrace change. It not going ever stop.
Never fear the unknown.
Look everything square in the eyes. Eyes tell you everything.
And lastly, no you won't go blind doing that but if you keep it up that often you will get rsi.
 
Learn an instrument

Learn a language

Dump your first BF way sooner, but not too soon, there were some good parts of that relationship.

Don’t be so “good”

Don’t be so caught up in being in a relationship before getting intimate

Mess around with women

Don’t worry about your partner’s parents liking you

It’s all going to work out fine
 
Keep doing what you are doing. You are going to experience some amazing successes and a couple of A-grade fuck-ups. But that's how life is supposed to be. You are going to come out just fine on the other side.
 
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