Whats everyone doing today?

EJFan said:
i don't think booze and strippers makes you an alcoholic perv. i think it makes you a perverted alcoholic. :p

LOL, I mix my adjectives at times...


Scalywag said:

Good golly Scaly, you were there in your corset, don't go getting all *eeky* on us!
 
Scalywag said:
oh man, i'm never gonna live down this corset thing, am I?
everyone has their calling in life, wag. just be glad you found yours.

let the record show that from this day forward, you shall be known as corset-boy... and you shall be endowed with vast and mystical powers.
 
EJFan said:
everyone has their calling in life, wag. just be glad you found yours.

let the record show that from this day forward, you shall be known as corset-boy... and you shall be endowed with vast and mystical powers.


Once again, late to the party and am missing the obvious connection/explanation about corset-boy.

Spill please...
 
Denae said:
Once again, late to the party and am missing the obvious connection/explanation about corset-boy.

Spill please...
during normal business hours, scalywag maintains an ordinary existence as a humble husband, father and professional. in times of great stress or disaster... whenever the helpless and hopeless need lifting up from the gutter of life, this meager man dons his corset and silken panties and swoops down to save them from their doom and peril.

there's a picture floating around in here somewhere. not sure which thread though.
 
Scalywag said:
there is a myth that I wear or have worn a corset...PTM claims to have pics.....but it ain't true.

I must admit i did wear a dress once.

Hmmm, who to believe? If you admit to wearing the dress, I guess it's not too far a reach to imagine a corset.

Perhaps another glass of wine will help me decide. ;)
 
Scalywag said:
there's actually 2 pictures....i think one of them is in the "what did you learn today?" thread
that's right... bg's was your purple outfit and you posted one in the leather.

i forgot about that first one. the leather is meant for less formal events, of course.
 
Scalywag said:
that's cuz PTM has a very active imagination. see, she can picture me in a corset, and know nobody could possibly look sexier, even though I've never worn one.
so adam and jamie aren't visiting you from "mythbusters" i take it.
 
Scalywag said:
and william shatner wanted me to play the green bitch on one of the star trek shows. he likes them green bitches
there's no pussy like green pussy.

wow... never thought i'd say that in my life.
 
Scalywag said:
as eddie murphy once said "if the bitch is green, there's something wrong with the pussy"

(that's where I got the green bitch idea.....it's not something i'd usually say....at least not while sober)

to think all of this started with the image of a man in a corset.
 
Back
Top