What's your mood today?

[Tzara]

Speaking won't really be necessary. Not to worry.

I was actually thinking that the tongue hanging out of the mouth would come in handy as well.

 

[Angeline]

I thought you artsy New York intellectual types were all Trotskyites.

But perhaps I've read too many Mary McCarthy novels.

My mother's parents had sort of a shrine to FDR and JFK wherever they lived. My grandfather was also a card-carrying socialist, but I guess he was pragmatic. Anyway I haven't strayed too far from from the fold. Uh like not at all I guess. Now my dear ee comes from upper middle-class capitalist repubs. I think that's one of the reasons he loves me. I'm his midlife rebellion lol. Jewish and third-gen dem.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'd make some clever riposte to that, but I find it difficult to speak with my tongue hanging out of my mouth.

I'm right there with ya! This looks like the cat fight of the century - got any popcorn Tz?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I was actually thinking that the tongue hanging out of the mouth would come in handy as well.

I did rather have some ideas along those lines.
Okay, a LOT of ideas. Just a BUNCH.

I'm right there with ya! This looks like the cat fight of the century - got any popcorn Tz?

He will, i suspect, be rather too busy to eat any popcorn.

bj

 

[Tzara]

I'm right there with ya! This looks like the cat fight of the century - got any popcorn Tz?

Well, I can make some, sure.

*looking in refrigerator*

That's odd. All the butter seems to be missing.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well, I can make some, sure.

*looking in refrigerator*

That's odd. All the butter seems to be missing.

Check the freezer. I've made a couple of interesting objets d'art.

 

[Tzara]

Check the freezer. I've made a couple of interesting objets d'art.

Oh, right. Combining the frozen thing as dildo and carving stuff questions.

I'm surprised you got as high as 12.5.

 

[Safe_Bet]

You can take a wide, superhero stance wearing a kimono?

*looks closer*

Oh, um, they aren't usually so short as that. Very nice. Carry on.

Oh Shit! - bj, I'm just the typist here - I am SO not getting in the middle of this one!

Amy said that there is no reason to be all polite and respectful, just yet. You'll get your chance when she finally allows you to beg for mercy.

She now wants to tell you that it is a good thing you have such a short kimono, because the it won't get in the way when you are wearing her fist up to her elbow!

She also says that "Geisha Grrrl" spends a lot of time kneeling in tea houses, so you will be in practice when she uses you face for a vibrator.

"Cuntsider it 'brought'!"

Forget the popcorn Tz, I'm flipping hiding behind the couch!

 

[Tzara]

My mother's parents had sort of a shrine to FDR and JFK wherever they lived. My grandfather was also a card-carrying socialist, but I guess he was pragmatic. Anyway I haven't strayed too far from from the fold. Uh like not at all I guess. Now my dear ee comes from upper middle-class capitalist repubs. I think that's one of the reasons he loves me. I'm his midlife rebellion lol. Jewish and third-gen dem.

I always thought I'd make a good liberal Republican, kind of in the Lincoln Chaffee mold--socially liberal, not wholly against business, kind of quaintly irrelevant. But then the social conservatives took over the party and I had no option but to stick with the Dems.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh, right. Combining the frozen thing as dildo and carving stuff questions.

I'm surprised you got as high as 12.5.

*mochaspew*
Yeah, me too. I blame it all on peer pressure.

Oh Shit! - bj, I'm just the typist here - I am SO not getting in the middle of this one!

Amy said that there is no reason to be all polite and respectful, just yet. You'll get your chance when she finally allows you to beg for mercy.

She now wants to tell you that it is a good thing you have such a short kimono, because the it won't get in the way when you are wearing her fist up to her elbow!

She also says that "Geisha Grrrl" spends a lot of time kneeling in tea houses, so you will be in practice when she uses you face for a vibrator.

"Cuntsider it 'brought'!"

Forget the popcorn Tz, I'm flipping hiding behind the couch!

Now now. Tell her I'm more into exhibition than competition. And I can be an excellent sub, when I'm in the rare mood, so long as you don't mind leaving me ungagged so I can be a smartass.

And I'm at my best when kneeling, trust me. If she's got the mad skillz you suggest, she may certainly take me for a test drive.



...long as she's willing to hand me the keys afterward...

bj

 

[Safe_Bet]

*mochaspew*
Yeah, me too. I blame it all on peer pressure.




Now now. Tell her I'm more into exhibition than competition. And I can be an excellent sub, when I'm in the rare mood, so long as you don't mind leaving me ungagged so I can be a smartass.

And I'm at my best when kneeling, trust me. If she's got the mad skillz you suggest, she may certainly take me for a test drive.



...long as she's willing to hand me the keys afterward...

* Amy smiles and blows a kiss *

"Fair enough. We will take turns. They we can both jump on Sue! By the way, when I eat you Geisha Grrrl, will I want to do it again an hour later?"


OMG! both? Best break out the crutches now, while I can still walk!

P.S. Amy wants to lend you her new toy. She likes to listen to music when she does me. Says it will go well with that cute kimono. Don't worry, it has personalized sleeves.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

* Amy smiles and blows a kiss *

"Fair enough. We will take turns. They we can both jump on Sue! By the way, when I eat you Geisha Grrrl, will I want to do it again an hour later?"

That's the rumour, anyway. What's more, I contain no MSG.

OMG! both? Best break out the crutches now, while I can still walk!

P.S. Amy wants to lend you her new toy. She likes to listen to music when she does me. Says it will go well with that cute kimono. Don't worry, it has personalized sleeves.

That is one hell of a toy. Does the vibe buzz in time with the tune, like the lighting systems in discos? But I'm going for music on the big stereo, since that way we can all share the experience.

I do like the garter-style holster though. I'll have to rearrange a bit, maybe put the ben-wa balls and the magick shibari lasso on the other side.

bj

 

[Safe_Bet]

That's the rumour, anyway. What's more, I contain no MSG.

Yum!

That is one hell of a toy. Does the vibe buzz in time with the tune, like the lighting systems in discos? But I'm going for music on the big stereo, since that way we can all share the experience.

I do like the garter-style holster though. I'll have to rearrange a bit, maybe put the ben-wa balls and the magick shibari lasso on the other side.
bj

Yes it does, as a matter of fact! its in sync with the base line of the song!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Yum!




Yes it does, as a matter of fact! its in sync with the base line of the song!

Rockin'!

Man, I could do a lot of damage with something like that.
Evil supervillain lesbians, your days of shenanigans and tomfoolery are numbered!

or is that, your days of shenanigans and tomfoolery are about to become even more interesting. I can never remember.

bj

 

[Safe_Bet]

Rockin'!

Man, I could do a lot of damage with something like that.
Evil supervillain lesbians, your days of shenanigans and tomfoolery are numbered!

or is that, your days of shenanigans and tomfoolery are about to become even more interesting. I can never remember.

bj

You have NO idea! I've never made it through this song!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Very, very unhappy!

Amy took the girls for their first day of school. They will be gone ALL day!

Worst of all, they asked Amy to take them because she wouldn't stand there crying like a baby and embarass them.

(Yes, I WOULD have, but still!)

 

[Safe_Bet]

Much better!

Amy just called and said that she was on her way home to take me out to lunch. She said that she knew I'd be blue all day about the girls.

Isn't she the absolute sweetest, most wonderfulest person in the world? God, I am so lucky to be married to somebody that caring. She tries to play off the Butch thing, but she has a heart of gold.

I think I'll make a couple of sandwiches instead and keep her here with me for an hour or so! Hearts of gold make me SO hot!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Much better!

Amy just called and said that she was on her way home to take me out to lunch. She said that she knew I'd be blue all day about the girls.

Isn't she the absolute sweetest, most wonderfulest person in the world? God, I am so lucky to be married to somebody that caring. She tries to play off the Butch thing, but she has a heart of gold.

I think I'll make a couple of sandwiches instead and keep her here with me for an hour or so! Hearts of gold make me SO hot!

*Vanna White gestures on above message*

Ladies and gentlemen, the most adorable lesbian couple on the West Coast.

*applause, cheering*

My mood:
Lost but contented.
Satiated but ravenous.
Apathetic but productive.
Distracted but focused.
Intimidated but excited.
Proud but freaked.
Skilled but incompetent.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

you could have made an acrostic...

Satiated but ravenous.
Apathetic but productive.
Distracted but focused.
Lost but contented.
Intimidated but excited.
Proud but freaked.
Skilled but incompetent.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

you could have made an acrostic...

Satiated but ravenous.
Apathetic but productive.
Distracted but focused.
Lost but contented.
Intimidated but excited.
Proud but freaked.
Skilled but incompetent.

YOU could have made an acrostic. Cause you're really good at that.

Similarly, my attempts at origami often end up bearing a stunning resemblance to balled-up pieces of paper. I have a real talent for that particular shape.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

YOU could have made an acrostic. Cause you're really good at that.

Similarly, my attempts at origami often end up bearing a stunning resemblance to balled-up pieces of paper. I have a real talent for that particular shape.

bj

But I didn't have your words, I rearranged them.

 

[Tzara]

But I didn't have your words, I rearranged them.

But what BJ is sayin' is you see that. She doesn't, or didn't.

It's a talent, Ms. C. You're good at it.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

But what BJ is sayin' is you see that. She doesn't, or didn't.

It's a talent, Ms. C. You're good at it.

There ya go.

You make origami, I make cat toys. Both have their place.

bj

 

[WickedEve]

EEEEE! What is it? What does it do? Where do I buy one?!


~

 

[loststar]

I'm on the lower side of low today
not quite "down" but low
I am glad that there are people here that can make me smile