What's your personality type?

[HornyProf]

Enfp

I am an inspirer!



You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. You break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused

 

[TwoShades]

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. You break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused

 

[Redrosewitch]

You Are An INFP

The Idealist

You are a creative person with a great imagination. You enjoy living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close to you.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards.
You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings.

At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak

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[TexasWild]

The Duty Fulfiller-ISTJ

You are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done.
You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knitting.
Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you.
You are conservative and down-to-earth. You hardly ever do anything crazy.

In love, you are loyal and honest. If you commit yourself to someone, then you're fully committed.
For you, love is something that happens naturally. And you don't need romantic gestures to feel loved.

At work, you remember details well and are happy to take on any responsibility.
You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer.

How you see yourself: Decisive, stable, and dependable

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Boring, conservative, and egotistical

 

[CurvAppeal]

You Are An ISFJ


The Nurturer

You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.
A good listener, you excel at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person... a partner who you do special things for.

In love, you express your emotions through actions.
Taking care of someone is how you love them. And you do it well!

At work, you do well in a structured environment. You complete tasks well and on time.
You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.

How you see yourself: Competent, dependable, and detail oriented

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Boring, dominant, and stuck in a rut

pretty damn on point

 

[FantasySlut]

The Nurturer

You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.
A good listener, you excel at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person... a partner who you do special things for.

In love, you express your emotions through actions.
Taking care of someone is how you love them. And you do it well!

At work, you do well in a structured environment. You complete tasks well and on time.
You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.

How you see yourself: Competent, dependable, and detail oriented

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Boring, dominant, and stuck in a rut

 

[Ahlam]

Each time I take that test, I receive a different result. Does this mean I have multiple personality disorder?

 

[BruisedBareback]

ENFJ? What's an ENFJ?

The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and you usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

I guess that's mostly true. I'm not very enthusiastic. I'm more of a sarcastic pessimist. I TRY to be social, but I have found that without alcohol I'm actually very awkward in social situations. I'm friendly but misanthropic

In love, you are very protective and supporting.
However, you do need to "feel special" - and it's quite easy for you to get jealous.

Big Blaring WRONG on the jealous thing. I've actually had previous partners complain that I don't care enough about them, and should be more jealous of their actions. Maybe that's why I get cheated on. Hahaha

At work, you are a natural leader. You can help people discover their greatest potential.
You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

Definitely NOT a leader. I do my tasks well, when they are given to me. But I need constant direction as to what to do when I'm done. Also, I can't handle long lists of things to do. I forget what comes next after the third or fourth thing.

How you see yourself: Trusting, idealistic, and expressive

sure, why not?

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Bossy, inappropriate, and loud

Bossy? hmmm, more like opinionated and stubborn. Definitely inappropriate. That one is dead on. I don't think I'm loud, though.

 

[BruisedBareback]

I took that myers briggs test on a different site and got:


ISTP
Introvert(11%) Sensing(1%) Thinking(1%) Perceiving(22)%

You have slight preference of Introversion over Extraversion (11%)
You have marginal or no preference of Sensing over Intuition (1%)
You have marginal or no preference of Thinking over Feeling (1%)
You have slight preference of Perceiving over Judging (22%)

Soooo.... I don't really put any stock in this method of finding personalities. seems too variant.

 

[Phoenix052]

Kind of knew it

I'm a nurturer. I always take care of people

 

[OnlineDOM]

The Visionary

You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but you are not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.

In love, you see everything as a grand adventure. You enjoy taking risks for love.
And if things don't work out, you're usually not too much worse for the wear!

You would make a great entrepreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

At work, you need a lot of freedom to pursue your own path and vision.
How you see yourself: Analytical, creative, and peaceful

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Detached, wishy-washy, and superficial

 

[TwistedMustache]

The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and you usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

In love, you are very protective and supporting.
However, you do need to "feel special" - and it's quite easy for you to get jealous.

At work, you are a natural leader. You can help people discover their greatest potential.
You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

How you see yourself: Trusting, idealistic, and expressive

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Bossy, inappropriate, and loud

I can completely see this in all aspects of my life, even if there is a little twist here and there, its pretty much spot on.

 

[SonNeedsMommy]

Hmm, it labeled me as The Mechanic but most of what it said is the complete opposite of me

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

The definition of hell for every Myers-Briggs type.


Love this.

 

[Shankara20]

The definition of hell for every Myers-Briggs type.


Love this.

...and Google is my tool

INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

 

[BiBunny]

The definition of hell for every Myers-Briggs type.


Love this.

I'm an INFP, and this is truly horrifying.

INFP – Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you’re pathetic and unoriginal.

 

[midwestyankee]

...and Google is my tool

INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

Welcome to the world of the business consultant. I am not quite this same "personality" according to M-B, but it was hell nonetheless. I cannot tell you how many bottles of wine it took to drown out the days and days of interviewing morons about their work.

 

[IrisAlthea]

The definition of hell for every Myers-Briggs type.


Love this.

Yes, but what am I doing in ENTJ-hell?

This is going to be one of those Josef K-experiences, right?

ENTJ – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement.

 

[midwestyankee]

Public Service Announcement

The Myers-Briggs test is horse shit wrapped up in seductive corporate junk bond paper.

On the validity of Myers-Briggs:

Journal of Management
The Straight Dope
Skeptic's Dictionary
Psychology Today
BBC News
Sharp Brains
Skeptoid

I have a much more accurate measure and by my own test I am a INBJ (I Need Blow Jobs).

 

[bogusguy]

The scientist INTF

 

[simplygirl69]

The Nurturer:
ISFJ

You have a strong need to belong and you are very loyal. A good listener, you excel at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking and music.

You find it easy to be devoted to one person. A partner who you do special things for.

In love, you express your emotions through actions. Taking care of someone is how you show love to them. And you do it well.

At work, you do well in a structured environment. You complete task well and on time.

You would make a good interior designer, chef or child psychologist.

How you see yourself. Competent, dependable, and detail oriented.

When other people don't get you, they see you as boring, dominant and stuck in a rut.

Shit I'm boring... I thought I was pretty fun.

 

[BiBunny]

The Myers-Briggs test is horse shit wrapped up in seductive corporate junk bond paper.

On the validity of Myers-Briggs:

Journal of Management
The Straight Dope
Skeptic's Dictionary
Psychology Today
BBC News
Sharp Brains
Skeptoid

I have a much more accurate measure and by my own test I am a INBJ (I Need Blow Jobs).

Oh, I know. But it's fun sometimes.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh, I know. But it's fun sometimes.

My test gives better results.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm an INFP, and this is truly horrifying.

I'm an INFP as well (I'd forgotten you were one); I'll see you in HELL!

...and Google is my tool

INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

Exactly what I'd expect an INTP to say.

Yes, but what am I doing in ENTJ-hell?

This is going to be one of those Josef K-experiences, right?

ENTJ – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement.

That kinda seems like just "hell," period.

The Myers-Briggs test is horse shit wrapped up in seductive corporate junk bond paper.

On the validity of Myers-Briggs:

Journal of Management
The Straight Dope
Skeptic's Dictionary
Psychology Today
BBC News
Sharp Brains
Skeptoid

I have a much more accurate measure and by my own test I am a INBJ (I Need Blow Jobs).

Pfftt. Of course. The author of each of those is an INTJ.

 

[CutieMouse]

The definition of hell for every Myers-Briggs type.


Love this.

Evil.

INFJ – You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak and generally degrade conditions for all of society.

This feels a little too much like my day to day dealings at the moment, to be as amused as I'd like to be... Does that mean I actually get to tell people I work for Hell, now?