Why Every Adult Should Carry a Gun

[JoePepsiCo]

The mind of a feline owner who is not a witch...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I might have been a witch in a former life.


I would like to have some of those evil powers now . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

You want evil powers?

Try three bean burritos with extra jalapeño...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My second cup of coffee will be sufficient.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Coffee does have its superpowers...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It is required viewing . . . .

 

[MajorRewrite]

Oh! I think I see a puppy! Target practice time.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I'm so happy with myself, I've only had one cup so far...,



... although, I have topped it off and rewarmed it twice.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Lit libturds counting 101

 

[JoePepsiCo]

We did used to train on "Dog" targets...


They did not look like dogs though.

 

[MajorRewrite]

There’s a goat farm a few miles away. Do you think they’ll mind if I shoot a few? It will probably be fine unless they’re some kind of commie Marxist pinko libtards.

 

[desecration]

Call me a hick if you want, but I think more people should own goats. They are not only "nature's lawnmower" but are handy little friends and good watchdogs. Their droppings make even the bleached-out tan soil into topsoil over a few years' time. They are resilient little creatures that demand little from their humans.

 

[wizzard426]

I had to go back a page to see where this thread was heading.

A) to hell in a hand cart!

 

[HisArpy]

I had to go back a page to see where this thread was heading.

A) to hell in a hand cart!

Yay, a pole!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Call me a hick if you want, but I think more people should own goats. They are not only "nature's lawnmower" but are handy little friends and good watchdogs. Their droppings make even the bleached-out tan soil into topsoil over a few years' time. They are resilient little creatures that demand little from their humans.

Our goat is low maintenance. He hangs with the horses. Good luck touching him.

I want a donkey.

 

[HisArpy]

Our goat is low maintenance. He hangs with the horses. Good luck touching him.

I want a donkey.

Not if you have a dog that won't stay out of the pasture.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Not if you have a dog that won't stay out of the pasture.

Which is why I want a donkey. The dogs stay in the yard.

 

[desecration]

Which is why I want a donkey. The dogs stay in the yard.

What I really want is a deep moat filled with freshwater bull sharks, but goats and donkeys are more practical.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What I really want is a deep moat filled with freshwater bull sharks, but goats and donkeys are more practical.

That may be awhile down the road.

 

[wizzard426]

I carry a gun because a southern cassowary frightens the gurly bois

 

[Fuzzy1975]

You sure do not talk like a lady. You sound like another angry, bitter, Leftist metrosexual...

Yes, we get it. You don't like women who stand up for themselves. You're a bitter fat old man daydreaming about about how your life could have been.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The homeless are homeless because they want to be. Not because they don't have other options.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1784392826345656794

Man. To think that he wanted this future for himself. Mindboggling, I say.

 

[HisArpy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1784392826345656794

Man. To think that he wanted this future for himself. Mindboggling, I say.

You're like those people who think that push cart vendors dreamed of that life as they grew up.

The homeless are homeless because they want to be. MANY people are broke and desperate and still manage to find shelter and food without living homeless. MANY of the homeless have managed to overcome that obstacle and return to a productive life.

Yet despite the TRILLIONS which have been poured into combating homelessness, we still have homeless people everywhere. The reason is the same one regarding someone who smokes and them quitting; they don't want to quit.

Neither do the homeless.

 

[AlexBailey]

You're like those people who think that push cart vendors dreamed of that life as they grew up.

The homeless are homeless because they want to be. MANY people are broke and desperate and still manage to find shelter and food without living homeless. MANY of the homeless have managed to overcome that obstacle and return to a productive life.

Yet despite the TRILLIONS which have been poured into combating homelessness, we still have homeless people everywhere. The reason is the same one regarding someone who smokes and them quitting; they don't want to quit.

Neither do the homeless.

You’re an embarrassment to all good people.

 

[ll74]

I noticed this thread has gone from reasons to own a gun to denigration of homeless people.

Can't wait until we get to Democrats and Biden.....which I'm sure will be next.