Words that Don't Belong on Lit

[SadieRose]

Yea yea, that is all well and good. As long as the uncontrolable giggle does not lead to an unexpected flatus-relieving.

Giggling is good in a mutual sitch. Giggling when you're both giggling and having a good time. Yeah.

The wind is only good in a sensual story when it's blowing through your hair.


.....perhaps I should rephrase that! *giggles*

 

[Guest]

A word that doesn't belong on Lit: Campervan.

Or, is that two?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

SPUNK! Has no place in any conversation to ever be had, spoken or written!

eeeeewwwwwwwww
-lucky

 

[Guest]

Re: How about?

“Encase your majestic tree of manhood in the sublimely soft wondrous wet hallowed depths of my body,” she implored.
“Oh,” he replied, “you mean you wanna fuck!”


My stories

Now thats funny, ROFLMAO!

Jmt

 

[dececious]

spunk

spunk in all senses of the word?

* "God hes such a spunk"
* "He blew a prodigious load of spunk onto my naked chest"
* "He was showing a lot of spunk to talk to me in that way."

D

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: spunk

spunk in all senses of the word?

* "God hes such a spunk"
* "He blew a prodigious load of spunk onto my naked chest"
* "He was showing a lot of spunk to talk to me in that way."

D

Suppose the last one would be alright but aren't there better ways to say he had great character and wit than with the word SPUNK?

lucky (not turned off by much...except spunk)

 

[A7inchPhildo]

SPUNK! Has no place in any conversation to ever be had, spoken or written!

eeeeewwwwwwwww
-lucky

I tried for a second or two to brace up and out with it, but I warn't man enough -- hadn't the spunk of a rabbit.

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by ~ Twain, Mark



Gosh lucky you are certainly spunky tonight!

Tat, camper van is two words. And many stories began in a camper van, that shouldn't have.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I tried for a second or two to brace up and out with it, but I warn't man enough -- hadn't the spunk of a rabbit.

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by ~ Twain, Mark



Gosh lucky you are certainly spunky tonight!

Tat, camper van is two words. And many stories began in a camper van, that shouldn't have.

Evenin' Phil,

Opinions, like belly buttons and assholes, are had by all. Not to knock the great Mark Twain but I still hate the word. And in comparison to chuckles, chortles, giggles and smirks: Spunk is head and shoulders above the rest. Am thinking of checking out some of your stories...is spunk involved?

respectfully,
lucky (feeling sparky...not spunky)

 

[Guest]

Ok, so we get rid of “Spunk” what do we replace it with?

Jizz, Ball Batter, Population Paste, or Chunky Elmer’s?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Ok, so we get rid of “Spunk” what do we replace it with?

Jizz, Ball Batter, Population Paste, or Chunky Elmer’s?

Am not picky about its replacement.

Only praying for its banishment

lucky

And you silly guys wonder why women are turning to each other.

 

[dececious]

pronunciation

Gauchecritic -
dececious is prononuced like facetious (sp?)

D
or Dece
or 'wheres my coffee, woman' (as I am also known around the house)

 

[Boxlicker101]

I don't see anything wrong with camper van. A man and a woman (or two men or two women or a threesome or more) can go on a camping trip and skinny dip and then fuck in their sleeping bags. They can travel there in a camper van.

I will never use spunk as a synonym for cum, unless I am writing a story set in Victorian England, which I will probably never do. I might describe a lively person as being spunky or full of spunk but I probably won't.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Evenin' Phil,

Spunk is head and shoulders above the rest. Am thinking of checking out some of your stories...is spunk involved?

No spunk is not a term I would consider. That to me is a childish reference to spermatozoan that have been spattered and smashed about like a fish on the dock just begging to have its head chopped off.

cum, sperm, semen, ejaculate, loving fluid That is about it.

Oh unless I am refering to seminal fluid produced by male fish about to have its head chopped off, then it is always milt. (of course)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

No spunk is not a term I would consider. That to me is a childish reference to spermatozoan that have been spattered and smashed about like a fish on the dock just begging to have its head chopped off.

cum, sperm, semen, ejaculate, loving fluid That is about it.

Oh unless I am refering to seminal fluid produced by male fish about to have its head chopped off, then it is always milt. (of course)

Sounds Great! Thanks for clarifying...will check you out. (Unless, of course, your stories are about male fish in the process of decapitation.)

lucky

 

[BlackSnake]

chuckle

...

Laugh, snort, grimace...okay. Maybe even chortle. But please, no more fucking chuckling.

---dr.M.

Ding! Every other paragraph in my last posted story was "she chuckled."

 

[shereads]

Those of you who like your porn Victorian-style might like to know that there's a lamps-and-interior lighting store in Miami called "Pego."




You may snicker now.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Re: Re: Words that Don't Belong on Lit

Ding! Every other paragraph in my last posted story was "she chuckled."

Ok I will only use 'chuckle' when refering to men, I know that is wrong but it seems like a masculine word.


She,
I don't get it? the lady who owns it is named Peg and she is a turn on?

Of course I don't travel down to Miami too often. Especially light shoping. Not much else to do down there!