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HoldYouDown said:
....I don't want to hijack the thread over semantics.
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Good idea.

One of the worst was the guy who was became so drunk that he passed out before he could actually do the deed. I mean, there was nakedness and foreplay, and I was certainly ready, and he was certainly hard, but I suddenly noticed that he was out cold.
 
Ex wife. I don't know if she was trying to be something she wasn't, or pretending to be something she wasn't, the net result was the same. After the I thee weds, she was one dimensional and unimaginative in the bedroom. The Thomas Kincaid of partners.
 
BongoGal said:
Good idea.

One of the worst was the guy who was became so drunk that he passed out before he could actually do the deed. I mean, there was nakedness and foreplay, and I was certainly ready, and he was certainly hard, but I suddenly noticed that he was out cold.
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that is sad...
 
That sounds about as bad as whiskey dick. They just think they can get there, and then the sweating starts.... It's just not a pretty picture. Probably only works when your both too drunk to remember the next day.
 
Is there such a thing

I dont really think there is a worst ...just Inexperience or poor performance.Perhaps you need to whisper a letter grade in His / Her ear when you think they are finished
 
I can't say I've ever had a 'bad sex partner'. Some were certainly better than others, but I guess I've been lucky.

One thing I do remember, however...

Once in middle school, 7th or 8th grade, I was making out with a girl and at some point realized she'd fallen asleep.

Was it me? or was it her?

:eek:
 
I dated a girl once who was going through a divorce. We would usually just meet for drinks and as I lived a couple of doors down from a bar, we made it back to my apartment one night.

Now, the build up had been tremendous, because she didn't want to have sex until her divorce was final. So the one night we go back to my place I started kissing her and we proceeded to rub each other through our jeans and eventually I took her by the hand and led her into my bedroom.

After I took all of her clothes off, I took mine off and my face ended up between her legs. She was so wet it wasn't funny. I brought her to orgasm and then started to climb between her legs and placed my cock at the entrance to her pussy. She guided it in and that's when it got pretty bad.

Her rhythm was all off, she just wasn't good. In fact horrible. I ended up rolling her over and go her one her hands and Knees and fucked her from behind, controlling everything by pulling her back as I thrust forward.

It never got better until the day that I broke up with her. She was crying a little and asked me to have sex with her one more time, and amazingly it was pretty good. But, I wasn't really into her anymore and we parted ways.
 
Can't say I've had a bad sex partner, but boring,yes. By the third or fourth time I've realized that she not only knew only two positions she wasn't interested in learning anything new.

like others have mentioned I have had a partner fall asleep, but then so have I, alcohol and sex don't always go together.
 
I have had two...
The first was a few years ago, I was really excited to find that he was a bit large. My happiness quickly faded when it became clear that he couldn't stay hard. It was like those porns where the hung guy can't keep it hard enough to fuck. Didn't help that he like anal, all the time.

Second, started ok. Met him on a sex/dating site. The first date went well enough, was a really good kisser and things progressed. the sex was pretty good. I calked it up to the first time being together. Second date just as good, but when it came to the sex same thing. He liked me sucking him but wouldnt even touch my pussy, at all. Then he proceeded to get pissed because I told him I was not ready for sex, took his hand and placed it on my pussy to show him what I liked. He jerked it away and wiped it on my thigh. Then got mad because he lost his erection. Blamed it on me. Only like two positions, missionary and cowgirl. Nothing else. Just very annoying as he was so selfish.

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I don't get the not checking part at all. I always check, partially because I enjoying using my hands and tongue (if she likes that) and also because well it's much more enjoyable when she is actually ready.
 
LOL @ this thread and responces. Hilarious. I dated a man who clearly learned all about sex from watching cheesy pornos on his laptop. Let me just say I have never laughed so hard in my life at this bozo trying to be a 'sex bomb'. He was a bomb alright more like a dud. Oh and before you call me a bitch there is a difference between truly being sexually inexpeirenced and just being well...hilarious.
 
My worst sex partner was a guy I hooked up with at a very low point in my life when I was like 20. He seemed to be so sure that he knew exactly what was going on in my head (and body) that he never bothered to listen, or, you know, notice what was going on with me. When I asked him not to do something, he wouldn't listen. Moving his hand would distract him for about ten seconds and then he'd put it back.

He gave my pussy a few cursory rubs before thrusting in -- there was no build-up, no kissing or touching either frantic or slow. Just... clothes off, pushing me down to the bed, condom on, pushing me back down onto the bed. Any time I tried to redirect what was happening with words or actions, he was completely oblivious.

Then he had the gall to talk over me, saying things like, "Oh, I can tell you like that baby, you filthy disgusting whore," which, for the record, is a turn-off, both being informed that I like something and being called disgusting or a whore. I tried jokingly to say that if he wasn't paying me, I definitely wasn't a whore, and then I flat out asked him to stop saying shit like that because it was killing my mood. He didn't.

I ended up becoming so angry with his failure to listen that I faked nausea as an excuse to leave. He fucking ignored that, too, until I told him I thought I would vomit. He was pretty angry, but all I could think was that even having a conversation with a loser like him would have been lowering.

The fact that I got naked with someone like that is humiliating to remember. I eventually developed enough backbone that I don't usually need to lie to get out of situations with people-who-turn-out-to-be-assholes, and enough sense to see the warning flags, usually, before we're fucking, but the fact that I was dumb enough to try to fuck this idiot is something I'll never forget.
 
I've had a partner that was very inconsiderate. He also had the mentality of give and take. Anything he did for me wasn't really for me. It was his way of getting some kind of sexual payment. :( I already had hang ups about people doing or buying things for me and he just wrecked that even further.

Other than that I think it was all learning. Anything that was unpleasant or a turn off was really just an experience for what not to do later.

^_^ I'm sure I wasn't the best lover at some point.

My husband and I were not very good at sex when we first got together. Over the years we've perfected our fun time. I think sometimes it's a matter of compatibility.
 
Mrclean_sober said:
Had a one night stand one time when the girl insisted on me going slow, real slow. She said she just really didn't like it fast, it felt wrong to do it fast, sex should be slow and gentle. OK, I agree it can be like that at times but, this was a one nighter, not exactly a long term loving kind of thing you know? It was BORING. I've had really fun slow sex, but this was just slow and boring, and awkward.
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Okay I actually had to read this a couple of times but EXCUSE YOU. Just because you're having a one night stand doesn't mean that you have to get away with doing things that are not comfortable for the other person, it sucks that you thought it was boring but perhaps a bit of foresight or stopping things if you were not into it. I've had my share of weirdos but unfortunately I was once with a guy who pushed past what was comfortable for me and it turned into sexual assault. Do not fault a woman for not doing it harder or faster or feistier but even if it was a one nighter that doesnt take away from the fact that she was a person like any other. Walk away and dont sleep with "boring" people instead of faulting them for it cause that shit is super scary.
 
HoldYouDown said:
In my experience, women have made sex a poor experience when they act like bottom shelf porn stars and don't shut up with the filth talk and "fuck me harder." I'm not anti-porn but it's so ubiquitous that a generation of American females think they need to act like Jenna Jameson once the clothes come off. That kind of sex can be fun but for the love of God...

Be that as it may, it's the man's responsibility to direct things in the bedroom (like with almost everything else), so if you as a man don't get what you want out of sex you're not doing your job. Women can be very flexible and eager to please. In general if a woman gives you problems or is incompatible you either take charge or walk away, simple as that. That's my two bitcoins.
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Wow haha, just wow. This is the most ridiculous thing I've read tonight.
 
Worse sex

Met a girl at a club,,,last call. I had been playing there with a bar band and was completely sober. She as average-ish, but younger than me and curvy. I was horny and it was progressing,,,,so I let my penis talk me into going further. We kissed for awhile in the parking lot, it was ok, but awkward, and that should have been a clue. Again, I was horny.
We drove a very short distance to a motel and I got a room. Inside we began kissing again and fumbling with each others clothes. Not sure if it was a push up bra, or padding, but what I took to be full bust turned out to be sort of pancake droopy breasts with very tiny nipples. Not like I'm Adonis, so we went on.
Down to her panties,and I'm nude when I notice her unshaven armpits and legs. Thinking that I already paid for a room, and my dick is still hard,,,soooo.
I am sucking those pip-squeak nipples and running my fingers under her panties (Yes, very hairy) and doing the sort of things one might do to arouse a lover, when her cell goes off. SHE PICKS IT UP.
So, I finger her as she takes a moment to text someone,,,,,less horny now, but still determined to salvage this.
She puts the phone down and begins to rub my cock, kissing the tip,,sort of, but at least it's progress. At least until the cell rings again.
She stops and texts someone again, and i bite my tongue.
While she is engaged in texting, I roll her panties down. I came of age in the 70s and am no strangers to some pubic hair, but this was a carpet. No way I was offering oral!
I did have a condom and gave her the idea that it would be hot to have her put it on me. No dice, she sort of waited for me to do it. Still stiff,,,,,but losing it a bit.
She flops on her back like a jelly fish, still half glancing at her damn phone. I roll her onto her knees and grab her hips. At least from behind I can salvage something of this. It was barely better than masturbation, and yes, she snuck glances at her phone.
I did cum, but regretted the cost of the very cheap room, the time, and the ding in my ego.
Not one of my better moments. Made me wonder why she even agreed to go with me. I never met a more disinterested or distracted lover,,,ever.
That is mine.
 
MissVianne said:
Okay I actually had to read this a couple of times but EXCUSE YOU. Just because you're having a one night stand doesn't mean that you have to get away with doing things that are not comfortable for the other person, it sucks that you thought it was boring but perhaps a bit of foresight or stopping things if you were not into it. I've had my share of weirdos but unfortunately I was once with a guy who pushed past what was comfortable for me and it turned into sexual assault. Do not fault a woman for not doing it harder or faster or feistier but even if it was a one nighter that doesnt take away from the fact that she was a person like any other. Walk away and dont sleep with "boring" people instead of faulting them for it cause that shit is super scary.
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your right,you really need to want to please your partner and its hard too when you have no desire to keep some kind of relationships with them.you need to know and care about pleasing some one before you can be a great lover.just saying
 
What I like to call the Dead Fish.

Having sex with a woman who wants to do nothing but lay there and take it is boring. Sorry.
PS. 100% consensual.
 
YoungToy said:
What I like to call the Dead Fish.

Having sex with a woman who wants to do nothing but lay there and take it is boring. Sorry.
PS. 100% consensual.
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PoisonedEve said:
The very same thing applies for men too.
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Oh, god, and it's even more annoying when they think that passivity and submissiveness are the same thing. "I'd love to submit to you" can be very exciting until on further questioning you discover that means "I really can't be bothered to take an active role in any stage of this, including communication."

http://media.oglaf.com/comic/submission.jpg
(Source: Oglaf.com/submission)
 
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