Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What do you do when your cat walks like a duck with crap in its pants? Apart from that whole question of what kind of pants ducks prefer (Quackhis?), here's the answer.

You certainly seem to read a lot about cats for someone who claims they don't like cats. Yup.

Your question just quacks me up....

Insert witty pun here

 

[Shankara20]

You certainly seem to read a lot about cats for someone who claims they don't like cats. Yup.

It is due to his active survival desires.

"Know thy enemy" as the saying goes.

They will kill you, those damn pussies....

 

[Shankara20]

Insert witty pun here

(silent chuckle in responce)

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You have to stop ducking out of the pun attempts collar. The more you get used to it the less it will feel like paddling upstream.

If only it were so easy
You might as well ask me to speak Martian.
It's just not going to happen!

 

[Shankara20]

If only it were so easy
You might as well ask me to speak Martian.
It's just not going to happen!

Thats punny...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Thats punny...

Eeeehhh... it is?
Seriously, my brain just doesn't do puns, so don't confuse me any more!

 

[cookiecat]

Eeeehhh... it is?
Seriously, my brain just doesn't do puns, so don't confuse me any more!

I'm with you. I just don't fit the bill for puns.

(See what I did there?)

Honestly, though - puns generally elude me.

 

[midwestyankee]

If only it were so easy
You might as well ask me to speak Martian.
It's just not going to happen!

You could get some good tutoring on this from Seela.

 

[midwestyankee]

It is due to his active survival desires.

"Know thy enemy" as the saying goes.

They will kill you, those damn pussies....

I am softening on cats and have determined that owls are out to destroy civilization. The love of owls is the hoot of upheaval.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Ok, Martian lessons from seela, punning 101 from MWY, DGE, or just about anyone that is part of humanity other than Cookie (you can join me, Cookie! ) and kink lessons from shank.
I would be invincible!

 

[cookiecat]

Ok, Martian lessons from seela, punning 101 from MWY, DGE, or just about anyone that is part of humanity other than Cookie (you can join me, Cookie! ) and kink lessons from shank.
I would be invincible!

I'm ready to get schooled in the art of pun.

By the way, I have a spare glitter cape for that added incvincibility.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm ready to get schooled in the art of pun.

By the way, I have a spare glitter cape for that added incvincibility.

Well fuck Christmas, can I have it now??
*imagines roaming the streets with Cookie, punning and wearing matching glitter capes*
Oh yeah!!
Bums, beware!

^^^ I think that held the merest hint of a pun! It's working already!!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I almost pm'd you to get one of you to reply to mwy,,,

'You twitt, you'

Ummmm...
Ehhhhh...
Twoo!
Ok, need practice still

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm with you. I just don't fit the bill for puns.

(See what I did there?)

Honestly, though - puns generally elude me.

If a pun is the first thing that comes to mind under nearly any circumstance, the likelihood of a mental disorder is high. But then you should see my desk and then this order would all make sense.

 

[Shankara20]

I am softening on cats and have determined that owls are out to destroy civilization. The love of owls is the hoot of upheaval.

Attempting detente:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/dfaaaff5b12b82bfe9c12027d170f3ce/tumblr_nkmycj4eU71ql9ti8o1_400.gif​

 

[midwestyankee]

Another mash-up with Collar's frivolous thread.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Let us know when you get your first kitten?

 

[midwestyankee]

Let us know when you get your first kitten?

I'm pretty sure the proper response to this would be a mashup with the Fuck! thread.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

Older cats are Lovely.

ALL cats hate my breathing system and they all are part of a worldwide conspiracy to infect the human population with their dander.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Shankara20]

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WELL PLAYED!!!!

 

[midwestyankee]

https://featuredcreature.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/DSC_0156.jpg

I forgot to mention that all cats look like they are plotting the end of human civilization, even the hairless ones. Especially the hairless ones because you can see the evil in their eyes more clearly.