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Because Collar shouldn't have a monopoly on all the cool cat stuff around here:

Watching Cat Videos May Actually be Useful to Us


PS, There's a dirty little secret behind this link, which I will reveal upon performance of profoundly deviant acts with yours truly. :D


I've been racking my brain to imagine what useful kitty videos and MWY have in common. Well. Mostly imagining performance of profoundly deviant acts but the kitty videos keep getting in the way.
 
Oh well.
I'm not into coercion or blackmail, so I'll just do without the secret :)


I was a phone sex provider for a time and it was amazing how many guys were in to blackmail. I could be a robot or an inmate or quack like a duck but putting myself in the mindset of a blackmailer was beyond my reach.
 
I've been racking my brain to imagine what useful kitty videos and MWY have in common. Well. Mostly imagining performance of profoundly deviant acts but the kitty videos keep getting in the way.

Fucking cat videos! They aren't as useful as advertised.
 
I was a phone sex provider for a time and it was amazing how many guys were in to blackmail. I could be a robot or an inmate or quack like a duck but putting myself in the mindset of a blackmailer was beyond my reach.

Errrrr... my mind went a bit wacky there with the duck quacking. Sort of, When Harry Met Sally meets Daffy Duck :D :D :D
 
Errrrr... my mind went a bit wacky there with the duck quacking. Sort of, When Harry Met Sally meets Daffy Duck :D :D :D

My barnyard animal noises are on point. :rolleyes:. I should say were. It's been a while. Perhaps a skill I'll leave in the drawer.
 
I was a phone sex provider for a time
You have mentioned that before.

Some day we should break out a jug of moonshine, set some bales of hay in a circle and hear some stories. There must be some good ones!


and it was amazing how many guys were in to blackmail. I could be a robot or an inmate or quack like a duck but putting myself in the mindset of a blackmailer was beyond my reach.

Which certainly doesn't speak against you!
:rose:


(Did you ever try the role of the blackmailing duck?)
 
No no! You must post that in the say something thread? Please please please? :D
And I don't beg for just anything ;)

Haha! I like the begging.

Quack quack!!


You have mentioned that before.

Some day we should break out a jug of moonshine, set some bales of hay in a circle and hear some stories. There must be some good ones

Which certainly doesn't speak against you!
:rose:

(Did you ever try the role of the blackmailing duck?)

No blackmailing duck but someone did want me to blow my nose on him.
 
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