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[cookiecat]

What happens when you can't take off any more clothes and you're still hot???

I have never faced this dilemma in my entire life.

menopause

You stand in front of the a/c

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I might move in with Honey.

I hope to retire in about 4 years and warm is on my radar.

I'd make the same choice, tbh.

Well. This could be fun!

What happens when you can't take off any more clothes and you're still hot???

Cold bath. Which isn't cold, it's warm, but it's the best you're gonna get. If you have access to a pool, get in by 9am and don't get out until the sun goes down.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never faced this dilemma in my entire life.

Ah ha ha! Quit it.

I miss your turtleneck pic. Now that was hot!

menopause

You stand in front of the a/c

And lift your boobs to get underneath.

 

[gracie920101]

And lift your boobs to get underneath.

yes. this

I'm just cranky being too warm and can't cool down.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ah ha ha! Quit it.

I miss your turtleneck pic. Now that was hot!



And lift your boobs to get underneath.

I don't recall any particular turtleneck photo, sorry.

Lifted boobs are always good.

 

[midwestyankee]

Considering doing something stupid here on Lit. Without knowing what it is, what's your advice?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I don't recall any particular turtleneck photo, sorry.

Lifted boobs are always good.

It was your profile photo. I think you were at a party? White turtleneck, mask, holding a drink. You looked very smooth.

Considering doing something stupid here on Lit. Without knowing what it is, what's your advice?

What kind of stupid? What are the potential negative consequences? Might someone else be hurt, or will you just look silly? (Can't imagine you doing either, tbh.)

My advice would be don't hurt anyone, and don't compromise your integrity.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Ah ha ha! Quit it.

I miss your turtleneck pic. Now that was hot!



And lift your boobs to get underneath.

You shouldn't have to do that all by yourself.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Considering doing something stupid here on Lit. Without knowing what it is, what's your advice?

Without knowing what it is, obviously the only answer is: "Go for it." But that's mostly because it won't affect me negatively. Is someone gonna smile? Even better. Just follow Social Distancing and wear OSHA Prescribed safety equipment.

 

[midwestyankee]

It was your profile photo. I think you were at a party? White turtleneck, mask, holding a drink. You looked very smooth.



What kind of stupid? What are the potential negative consequences? Might someone else be hurt, or will you just look silly? (Can't imagine you doing either, tbh.)

My advice would be don't hurt anyone, and don't compromise your integrity.

Ah, I do remember that photo. It's really old, though, and shows my face much more clearly than I would want to do here. Still, it's fitting, as the photo was taken at a Litogether.

The potential negative consequences include making a bit of a fool of myself and/or inadvertently revealing information that I'd prefer to keep to myself. No one else would get hurt, though. Compromise my integrity? Have we met?

 

[midwestyankee]

Without knowing what it is, obviously the only answer is: "Go for it." But that's mostly because it won't affect me negatively. Is someone gonna smile? Even better. Just follow Social Distancing and wear OSHA Prescribed safety equipment.

Social distancing - check.

OSHA-approved gear - check.

Smiles likely - check.

 

[midwestyankee]

I did the stupid thing. I'll most likely survive.

 

[twister947]

I did the stupid thing. I'll most likely survive.

Stupidity is survivable. The evidence is conclusive.

 

[twister947]

"Favorite Sandwich" is too good of a topic to let slip away. Reuben is good, but my choice would be Monte Christo.

 

[cookiecat]

"Favorite Sandwich" is too good of a topic to let slip away. Reuben is good, but my choice would be Monte Christo.

haha! This made me laugh. The IMPORTANT things in life.

I love a good sandwich. Thick nutty bread. Lots of meat. A big tomato. I've discovered cucumbers as a thing to put on a sandwich.

I haven't had a Monte Christo in 25 years. Maybe I need to change this.

 

[cookiecat]

I did the stupid thing. I'll most likely survive.

You did it!

 

[cookiecat]

*looks for your dick pic*


Dammit.

I thought you might be here for the boob lifting.

Dick picks > boob lifts

 

[ultramarineblue]

I have never faced this dilemma in my entire life.

Visit the South and you may encounter that.

menopause

You stand in front of the a/c

Menopause in the South means that I wish I had a portable AC that could follow me everywhere I go.

Well. This could be fun!



Cold bath. Which isn't cold, it's warm, but it's the best you're gonna get. If you have access to a pool, get in by 9am and don't get out until the sun goes down.

Definitely this.

Ah ha ha! Quit it.

I miss your turtleneck pic. Now that was hot!



And lift your boobs to get underneath.

Definitely that last bit.

 

[gracie920101]

I did the stupid thing. I'll most likely survive.

I'll hold your beer.

 

[midwestyankee]

*looks for your dick pic*


Dammit.

I don't even give out dick pics to people who eat the right pizza.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'll hold your beer.

I see you managed to type even while holding my beer. You used to typing one-handed, are you?

 

[gracie920101]

I see you managed to type even while holding my beer. You used to typing one-handed, are you?

Ah! You know me well.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ah! You know me well.

Not even close to well enough.

 

[midwestyankee]

I nite that before I submitted the prior post the top nine threads on this board were all AMA theads. People really do like getting better acquainted.

 

[wicked woman]

I note that before I submitted the prior post the top nine threads on this board were all AMA theads. People really do like getting better acquainted.

Agreed. As much fun reading the answers as it is some of the questions.