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silverwhisper said:
you big tease! now get back here with yank's flogger!
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Actually ed, I think it would be great fun to see if we could mimic another Litster's posting style and and then guess whose it was. Some of us have very definite styles.

I blew it with yours...I forgot to sign it at the bottom.
 
i've tried this on another site. it's harder than it might seem, but this does give me an idea for a new blog entry... :D

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
i've tried this on another site. it's harder than it might seem, but this does give me an idea for a new blog entry... :D

ed
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I think with some, it would be fairly easy. You for example have a very definite style: No uppercase letters and the :> instead of the ) How did that come about by the way? With Yank, I'd need to consult a dictionary. And with Erika I'd need a set of encyclopedias. Wait, for her I'd need a whole library. She's just that smart.

But you're right, with most, it would be a challenge.
 
How do I know when I've spent too much time on Lit ?

When the afterschool kids are banging on the door cause I've been too *busy* to go unlock it........ :rolleyes: :D :catroar:
 
At the airport, you see 16 different things to post on here, and now can't remember a damn one of them. And you get singled out for additional screening. . . and have to fight the urge to frisk them back. ;)
 
silverwhisper said:
you big tease! now get back here with yank's flogger!
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bobsgirl said:
Actually ed, I think it would be great fun to see if we could mimic another Litster's posting style and and then guess whose it was. Some of us have very definite styles.

I blew it with yours...I forgot to sign it at the bottom.
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Ok, i know this is an old post, but i just couldn't resist. I read it as get back here with flogs yanker. . . and giggled like a maniac.
 
Saucyminx said:
At the airport, you see 16 different things to post on here, and now can't remember a damn one of them. And you get singled out for additional screening. . . and have to fight the urge to frisk them back. ;)
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Hey, I enjoy a good groping as well as the next perv, but those airport people give me creeps. ;)
 
bobsgirl said:
Hey, I enjoy a good groping as well as the next perv, but those airport people give me creeps. ;)
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This guy wasn't too bad. EVERY time i fly i get singled out. I think they are just trying to determine if my breasts are real. :rolleyes:
 
Saucyminx said:
This guy wasn't too bad. EVERY time i fly i get singled out. I think they are just trying to determine if my breasts are real. :rolleyes:
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You got a guy? No fair. I always get girlie-groped. Which I'm not opposed to necessarily, but jeez, they don't even ask my name first... ;)

Well? Are they real? :D
 
Hey,you made bail, that's great.

Saucyminx said:
This guy wasn't too bad. EVERY time i fly i get singled out. I think they are just trying to determine if my breasts are real. :rolleyes:
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Perhaps if you stopped adjusting yourself like you had something hidden in your panties it might not happen everytime, one would almost suspect it is deliberate...oh. :eek:
 
INterstingly enough, when I went to play hockey this weekend we found out the other team didn't ahve a goalie. So they decided to use the SHooter Tutor, the vinyl screen you stretch across a goal to act as a blocker if you have no goalie. The problem is how the announced it...

"Hey Kahuna's our only goalie. Someone grab the strap-on!!"

For a split second I was concerned for my safety. :D
 
TBKahuna123 said:
INterstingly enough, when I went to play hockey this weekend we found out the other team didn't ahve a goalie. So they decided to use the SHooter Tutor, the vinyl screen you stretch across a goal to act as a blocker if you have no goalie. The problem is how the announced it...

"Hey Kahuna's our only goalie. Someone grab the strap-on!!"

For a split second I was concerned for my safety. :D
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This is why goalies always keep their ass between the puck and the net, isn't it?
 
quoll said:
Perhaps if you stopped adjusting yourself like you had something hidden in your panties it might not happen everytime, one would almost suspect it is deliberate...oh. :eek:
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I did not. . this time.

A guy friend of mine did say that i was carrying concealed weapons.

I replied that my boobs are non-violent, very polite, and not weapons at all.

He said they are, i've been using them against my husband since 1983. lol
 
i know i am beating a dead thread but it seemed appropriate

I was hanging up something in the grocery store, and i dropped it. Before i could pick it up, a handsome man standing beside me, picked it up, and handed it back. I gave him a big smile, and immediately dropped it again. So he picked it up a second time, went to hand it to me, held it back a moment and said "um are we playing that game that little kids play?"

I laughed and said, "no really I swear." He offered it again and i took it, went to hang it up, and oh yes, dropped it a third time. This time i stamped my foot, and we both started laughing. I picked it up myself this time and said, "You know, if i had a nickel for everything i've dropped today, i wouldn't need this job."

He said, "Could go around the world huh?" I must have looked at him funny, because he went straight into a belly laugh. (And for him? Hell yeah i could have.)

So i just grinned and said "Twice."

I know i'm going to get fired for sexual harrassment one of these days.
 
From my hubby's email...

We have the Tampa Bay Buc's Cheerleaders touring Korea. The commander of Public Affairs was on AFN last night and he said, “We’ve been plugging the Cheerleaders pretty hard.”
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man...what a job!!! :D
 
When you see the same thing in this paragraph that I did. :eek:

A couple of tips: Wear stretchy clothes, i.e., sweatpants and a t-shirt or something. They have to trail those wires under your clothes. Also, bring something to sleep in besides your undies! My nurse told me horror stories about men coming unprepared for such a test, and her having to glue diodes to a naked man. Uncomfortable for both, I'm sure.
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You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

You tune in just to see what avatar Quoll is using today!
 
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