You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

[honeypot104]

Biblical Reference + Old Fashioned Phraseology

"But I tell you, if the Spirit of God can enter into Balaam’s ass and cause him to see the Angel of our Lord and speak the words of Yahweh..."

I know I'm going to go to hell for this, but...well...surely it's not just me???

 

[bobsgirl]

"But I tell you, if the Spirit of God can enter into Balaam’s ass and cause him to see the Angel of our Lord and speak the words of Yahweh..."

I know I'm going to go to hell for this, but...well...surely it's not just me???

Well, honey, if you're going to hell, I'm right there with you.

Is that what's considered a spiritual experience?

 

[honeypot104]

Well, honey, if you're going to hell, I'm right there with you.

Is that what's considered a spiritual experience?

lol, I guess that's one way of putting it!

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, honey, if you're going to hell, I'm right there with you.

Is that what's considered a spiritual experience?

Depends on who's at the other end.

 

[Saucyminx]

"But I tell you, if the Spirit of God can enter into Balaam’s ass and cause him to see the Angel of our Lord and speak the words of Yahweh..."

I know I'm going to go to hell for this, but...well...surely it's not just me???

*looking perplexed* but i thought God was mad at us for all the butt sex

Well, honey, if you're going to hell, I'm right there with you

Well ladies, when i end up in hell, I'm not just spending the rest of eternity gettin poked in the butt with a pitch fork. I'm taking over. Ya'll want a job when you get there?

 

[honeypot104]

*looking perplexed* but i thought God was mad at us for all the butt sex

I think the problem is that people are not speaking the words of Yahweh...unless of course Yahweh had a very Anglo-saxon way of expressing himself! I did wonder if when it was written any eyebrows were raised, but figured Lit wasn't round then, so probably not!

And yeah, sign me up for a job...might as well rule the place.

 

[silverwhisper]

YKYSTMTALW...

...relative newcomers know you're best known for creating polls.

right, honeypot? :>

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

*looking perplexed* but i thought God was mad at us for all the butt sex

Well ladies, when i end up in hell, I'm not just spending the rest of eternity gettin poked in the butt with a pitch fork. I'm taking over. Ya'll want a job when you get there?

Ohhh...sign me up for a job too. Anything that does NOT involve grading student papers.

 

[Saucyminx]

Ohhh...sign me up for a job too. Anything that does NOT involve grading student papers.

Oh darlin. That is already hell. lol.

 

[honeypot104]

YKYSTMTALW...

...relative newcomers know you're best known for creating polls.

right, honeypot? :>

ed

ed, when you're a legend, you're a legend. Just go with it.

 

[accelerated_montage]

.. you cannot do any work without wondering "has anyone commented my new picture yet?"
it's worse than myspace!

 

[redbarron77]

The NFL....

I recently heard on FOX's football pregame show, "You can now vote for the Galloping Gobler Award..."

Does anyone else think this sounds like a sprinting blowjob competition?

 

[silverwhisper]

honeypot: bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

redbarron: i'm trying to rid my memory of the nightmare that was the giants' utter futility last night.

ed

 

[honeypot104]

honeypot: bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

redbarron: i'm trying to rid my memory of the nightmare that was the giants' utter futility last night.

ed

thought you might find that amusing. How about a poll to see who the Legends of Lit actually are???

 

[silverwhisper]

in all honesty, that would just consist of the usual coffee klatsch we see here every day, and i don't think i've been here long enough to know who has a legitimate claim to those titles, beyond knowing that i sure as hell don't.

ed

 

[Phaedre]

YKYSTMTALW... you see a post somewhere else and recognise it as a spin off from here.

Cross pollination seems to be rife at the moment.

 

[silverwhisper]

shouldn't that be you know someone else has spent too much time at lit?

[trout-smacks phaedre]

[wishes yet again there was as trout-smack smiley here]

ed

 

[TBKahuna123]

Ykystmtolw

You see Rainbow Trout on the menu and you think of Silverwhisper.

 

[Phaedre]

LOL! Maybe, maybe it's a reflection they both have.

 

[silverwhisper]

[giggles]

that was awesome.

ed

 

[Revluc]

... You pass a sign on the road, look at it three times going towards it, then look twice after you have passed it, and as you are turning back to look down the road your wife says "It said quilts, not clits."

 

[silverwhisper]

bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

nice to see you again, rev.

ed

 

[Sarojaede]

The question is...is Silver howling with laughter because of what Revluc thought the sign said, or because I knew without asking Rev, what he thought it said.

 

[silverwhisper]

yes. :>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

... You pass a sign on the road, look at it three times going towards it, then look twice after you have passed it, and as you are turning back to look down the road your wife says "It said quilts, not clits."

Ooh! No wonder I took up quilting!