You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

[Quoll]

If only I had time to whip up a clit quilt...oh well, you'll just have to use your imaginatons.

 

[Sarojaede]

yes. :>

ed

LOL....of course, with you it's both.

[OED-smack]

 

[silverwhisper]

quoll: that's mighty disturbing. i take it the baby isn't sleeping?

SJ: i'm a big fan of the telepathy that married couples develop after a while. :>

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

ykystmtalw:

you find this xmas shopping and buy 10, none of them for preschoolers (see pic)

laughing my ass off

and

when running with the sack pack takes on rather disturbing connotations--despite the fact that you know it isn't a clever euphamism for some dreaded std.

 

[Quoll]

ykysWAYtmtal when you can't understand the concept of reading without posting. https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=480396

 

[bobsgirl]

ykysWAYtmtal when you can't understand the concept of reading without posting. https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=480396

I know you! You're an alt!

 

[Eilan]

YKYSTMTALW. . .

You get a chuckle out of the sign at Burger King that reads, "Every shopper needs a Whopper."

 

[Quoll]

YKYSTMTALW. . .

You get a chuckle out of the sign at Burger King that reads, "Every shopper needs a Whopper."

It's always about the size isn't it.

 

[EJFan]

It's always about the size isn't it.

this is probably why i'm always buying chicken fingers.

 

[Quoll]

this is probably why i'm always buying chicken fingers.

Maybe you should try the lips!


did you hear about the woman who fell into the frozen food section at the supermarket?
She was fish fingered to death.

 

[Eilan]

this is probably why i'm always buying chicken fingers.

I know you probably won't read this for a few days, but. . .

Frankly, I'm impressed. Because of your previous av, I had you down as a Corn Niblets kind of guy.

 

[M's girl]

ykystmtalw:

you find this xmas shopping and buy 10, none of them for preschoolers (see pic)

laughing my ass off

 

[TBKahuna123]

So I'm stuck at a train crossing this morning and I realize all the cars have warning signs that say "Do Not Use Vibrator on Car Body." That's bad enough, but they were right next to a bracket with a hole and and arrow pointing to it witht he words JACK HERE.

I managed to keep my composure until my wife chimed in, "Did that train car jsut say Jack Me on the side?" And she says MY mind is in the gutter.

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSTMTALW your son complains that he can't figure out his homework and you come >< this close to saying, "Use more lube."

 

[angelkitty7888]

YKYSTMTALW you drive by a stop and shop at night where the first 's' is out and can't help but crack up even with your stepmother in the car.....

.......she thought i was insane.....

 

[Saucyminx]

YKYSTMTALW your son complains that he can't figure out his homework and you come >< this close to saying, "Use more lube."

Now i'm curious as to what kind of homework he had. . .and i think i might want to go back to school.

ykystmtalw when you are looking up koi pictures and find one that says "carp with wood box" and you just can't stifle the giggles.

 

[silverwhisper]

minxie edited
reason: making my post pertinent

i think we can all agree that we like you even better when you're impertinent.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

i think we can all agree that we like you even better when you're impertinent.

ed

awww shucks--making me blush

 

[Quoll]

i think we can all agree that we like you even better when you're impertinent.

ed

Indubitably.
Adjective:impertinent
Characterized by a lightly pert and exuberant quality.
Pert is always good.

 

[midwestyankee]

Indubitably.
Adjective:impertinent
Characterized by a lightly pert and exuberant quality.
Pert is always good.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[silverwhisper]

wait: quoll makes a comment revolving around wordplay, and yank posts a pic?

WTF is going on here? did everybody swap IDs and not tell me?

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

wait: quoll makes a comment revolving around wordplay, and yank posts a pic?

WTF is going on here? did everybody swap IDs and not tell me?

ed

G'day, mate.

 

[silverwhisper]

why do i always miss the damned memos for these things...OK, who am i supposed to be today?

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

why do i always miss the damned memos for these things...OK, who am i supposed to be today?

ed

[trout-smacks bg with great abandon] :>

 

[silverwhisper]

you big tease! now get back here with yank's flogger!