You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

[silverwhisper]

quoll, i love you, man. :>

ed

 

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[silverwhisper]

Ykystmtal...

...when the phrase "lube job" invokes an incredibly non-automotive mental picture. :>

ed

 

[Quoll]

YKYSTMTALW when you stare for ten minutes at a home improvement store wondering exactly how a self-rimming sink manages to do that!

Thanks for the mental imagery that is going to be stuck in my head all day now.

 

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[Verbiwhore]

You are the only one that sniggers when in a meeting someone says..... "sooner or later somebody is going to finger the the culprits "

 

[sassy_girl1963]

...you spend too much time doing stuff like this.

Spot the litster.

I can't believe I missed this! Oh Quoll I do declare, you've out done yourself!

 

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[bobsgirl]

Ykystmtal

On a recent trip to northern Ohio, I saw a building sign that said: Superior Erection Company. I couldn't help but speculate on the nature of their business...

It made me giggle, but my sister was scandalized. She obviously has not been spending enough time here.

 

[Quoll]

Ykystmtal

When you read the heading Fudge Packing and cooking is not the first thing on your mind.

 

[ringle]

When you can't remember why you came here nor why you haven't left yet!

 

[EJFan]

i know i've spent too much time at lit when my fingers start to prune.

 

[silverwhisper]

heh...YKYSTMTAL

...when you heard someone say "dom" and you don't think it's an abbreviated form of a man's name. :>

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

i know i've spent too much time at lit when my fingers start to prune.

Do you type under water?

 

[silverwhisper]

either that, or he's going through tissues at a very dangerous rate. :>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

either that, or he's going through tissues at a very dangerous rate. :>

ed

I didn't know EJ had a cold.

 

[silverwhisper]

he's stuck inside w/ the AC cranked up due to all the rednecks, perhaps?

ed

 

[Mazuri]

...when you pass an Alabama Forestry Commission truck and giggle over the bumper sticker that reads Wood is Good

 

[lil_squirter]

When you chuckle at something on the drive home and immediately think to yourself. "I have to post this! (insert name here) will soooo get it.

or:

When carrying on a conversation with a person who's name involves genitalia, sexual positions or erotica shorthand is not in the least bit awkward.

 

[Saucyminx]

when the waitress asks if you'd like a small box (for leftovers) and you think, hell after 2 kids? who the hell wouldn't?

 

[silverwhisper]

bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

ed

 

[Quoll]

When you pass a truck with the company name of FingerBerger Services and you think what a cool job that would be.

When the elevator says "Going Down" and you think "I wish."

 

[Saucyminx]

when a heavily tattooed and pierced man in the wave pool asks if you have seen his lost earring, and you ask if he has lost his prince albert as well. . .

and when the phrase "prince albert in a can" takes on a whole new meaning.