You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

[someplace]

you can drive down a busy commercial street and associate a Litster with nearly every sign you see.

You stole my answer!

 

[silverwhisper]

...when you look in on this thread and think at least half a dozen times "hey, i wish i'd thought of that!"

ed

 

[Verbiwhore]

... When bobsgirl can flip your most innocent thoughts into the sink of iniquity, and make you vapourize your tiny coffee as you snort with laughter.

 

[bobsgirl]

... When bobsgirl can flip your most innocent thoughts into the sink of iniquity, and make you vapourize your tiny coffee as you snort with laughter.

*tries mightily to look innocent*

The sink of iniquity? Now I'm snorting with laughter!

 

[Nightbird]

When you look forward to your PM's more than your email.

 

[TBKahuna123]

When you hear a commedian do a bit using the word "snarky" and your first thoguht is of Eilan.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

...when you look at various household objects and wonder about possible sexual uses.

ed

 

[Nightbird]

I find myself following Ed around everywhere.

 

[silverwhisper]

a-ha! so it's you that's been causing my paranoia reflex to overload!

[curses NB]

:>

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

that's scary, someone else called me that earlier this week.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

no, someone else. :>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

YKYSTMTAL

When you're watching Food Network and Paula Deen says, "Y'all know how I love to rub my meat," and youu start giggling.

 

[silverwhisper]

you know what's hysterical? watching the original japanese iron chef and listening to the (dubbed) comments by the tasting panel. a commonly heard expression: "i love the way the taste spreads in my mouth!"

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

you know what's hysterical? watching the original japanese iron chef and listening to the (dubbed) comments by the tasting panel. a commonly heard expression: "i love the way the taste spreads in my mouth!"

ed

As if dubbed dialogue is funny enough on its own.

 

[Saucyminx]

you know what's hysterical? watching the original japanese iron chef and listening to the (dubbed) comments by the tasting panel. a commonly heard expression: "i love the way the taste spreads in my mouth!"

ed

oooh oooh oooh! i loved that show. Can that man bite a pepper or what?


I got a chocolate fountain for Christmas last year. We took it to a labor day picnic--no matter what any one had in their hand it ended up dipped in chocolate. I just had filthy thoughts all day long and i kept thinking BG would just love this. . .

 

[silverwhisper]

BG: what's great is during the early michiba-era episodes, when they have vaguely-gay frog-eyed novelist guy on the tasting panel. some of his lines are particularly funny.

SM: i still watch it when i can. btw, the book rocks. :>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

oooh oooh oooh! i loved that show. Can that man bite a pepper or what?


I got a chocolate fountain for Christmas last year. We took it to a labor day picnic--no matter what any one had in their hand it ended up dipped in chocolate. I just had filthy thoughts all day long and i kept thinking BG would just love this. . .

I would love to hear all your filthy thoughts, my dear...*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

 

[Saucyminx]

I would love to hear all your filthy thoughts, my dear...*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

ALL of them? Jeesh. You had best make a sandwich, this is gonna take a while.

I had a YKYSTMTAL moment in reverse at that same party. I was sitting alone at the table with my husband's best friend, and he said, "I really need a blow job." And i thought to myself, jeesh, i could swear he just said I really need a blow job, but that couldn't be what he said. I'm spending too much time on lit--so i said, "huh?". Turns out, that is exactly what he said. Sometimes i think i'm living in a porno movie.

penalty: excessive use of the word "said" first down.

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm awfully curious to know how, if at all, you responded to that.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

i'm awfully curious to know how, if at all, you responded to that.

ed

I just sort of patted him on the arm sympathetically. I really wasn't sure what the proper response to that was.

 

[silverwhisper]

just out of nowhere? was he actually trying to proposition you or was it more an isolated blurt of sexual frustration?

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

ALL of them? Jeesh. You had best make a sandwich, this is gonna take a while.

I had a YKYSTMTAL moment in reverse at that same party. I was sitting alone at the table with my husband's best friend, and he said, "I really need a blow job." And i thought to myself, jeesh, i could swear he just said I really need a blow job, but that couldn't be what he said. I'm spending too much time on lit--so i said, "huh?". Turns out, that is exactly what he said. Sometimes i think i'm living in a porno movie.

penalty: excessive use of the word "said" first down.

Okay, right now I'm mentally running through the list of MrB's friends...

No, thank you.