You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .

[bobsgirl]

when the waitress asks if you'd like a small box (for leftovers) and you think, hell after 2 kids? who the hell wouldn't?

I love you, Minxie. I want you to come and live with me and make me laugh. If you ever get tired of MrMinxie, you have an open invitation.

 

[Saucyminx]

YAY! Roadtrip to BG's house.

I'll bring lots and lots of chocolate.

 

[Quoll]

I love you, Minxie. I want you to come and live with me and make me laugh. If you ever get tired of MrMinxie, you have an open invitation.

Far be it from me to say I told you so...I told You So, and she gives great title too.

 

[bobsgirl]

The title I saw on a recent e-mail: Running kinks.

What it really said: Running links.

I either spend too much time here, or I need to find my glasses.

 

[Saucyminx]

seemed too young for jail but. . .

Far be it from me to say I told you so...I told You So, and she gives great title too.

i do, don't i?

when the young man at the next table asked his mother oh so politely to toss his salad for him, and i nearly spit my ice tea across the table--and i'm not usually a spitter.

 

[Quoll]

i do, don't i?

when the young man at the next table asked his mother oh so politely to toss his salad for him, and i nearly spit my ice tea across the table--and i'm not usually a spitter.

That could cost you a new keyboard you know.

 

[Texguy84]

YAY! Roadtrip to BG's house.

I'll bring lots and lots of chocolate.

And I'll bring the camera

When I see a really good looking girl (or, in some cases, a really hot teacher ) and I think "I can't wait till I get online so I can post this to the "Who Do You Want To Fuck Right Now?" thread in story ideas".

When I realize that I've written more smut stories than I have actual sci-fi stories (After photography, my hobby is, in theory at least, writing sci-fi stories, and I've got a great universe or two just kinda living in my head waiting to be dropped onto paper).

 

[silverwhisper]

...ykystmtalw...

...you see the abbreviation for the state of kentucky and think, hey, i gotta add that to my shopping list.

ed

 

[Eilan]

YKYSTMTALW. . .

you have dreams about posting.

 

[poppy1963]

...you spend too much time doing stuff like this.

Spot the litster.

Very very FUNNY!

 

[Eilan]

YKYSTMTALW. . .

you've made at least three of quoll's lists.

 

[midwestyankee]

YKYSTMTALW. . .

you've made at least three of quoll's lists.

What she said, with an emphasis on the "at least" part.

 

[silverwhisper]

YKYSTMTALW...

...when you start thinking up ways to add to this thread when you're doing something completely different. like eating lunch.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

when you see MWY's location and think, hmmm wonder what her/his name is. . .

 

[Saucyminx]

or

you see THIS and think, oooh the man of my dreams. . .

 

[poppy1963]

you start being stalked a bit by a couple nasty ones who spew out litanies of foul words to make you cry just because you "fluff" sometimes and you just laugh...desensitized.

 

[midwestyankee]

when you see MWY's location and think, hmmm wonder what her/his name is. . .

Sorry to disappoint you, Saucy: my sub

 

[M's girl]

Sorry to disappoint you, Saucy: my sub

I want one too!

Bet it says squeek when you kick it in the butt?

 

[midwestyankee]

I want one too!

Bet it says squeek when you kick it in the butt?

It says, "Squeek, sir!" I'll have you know.

 

[M's girl]

It says, "Squeek, sir!" I'll have you know.

But of course... stupid of me.
What do you think? Is there a "squeek m'am" version available as well?

 

[midwestyankee]

But of course... stupid of me.
What do you think? Is there a "squeek m'am" version available as well?

I'm not sure, though I did find this little guy that might be suitable.

 

[M's girl]

I'm not sure, though I did find this little guy that might be suitable.

Yay! I want it! Thanks
Night all, it's bedtime here....

 

[Saucyminx]

Sorry to disappoint you, Saucy: my sub

As if that picture could possibly dissappoint. . . so what is its name? Kinda gives "rubber ducky" all sorts of new possibilities. . . Sir.

 

[bobsgirl]

Ok BG enough with the DP stuff ok. - L ^

I know who he meant, but she wasn't the first thing I thought of.

When the first thing that comes to mind is Double Penetration, YKYSTMAL.

 

[Nightbird]

Ykystmtalw

You know several Litisms and you consider yourself a Litizen or Litzen.

The word Hijack has a whole new meaning.