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likes2watchU said:
If there is a 3am meeting, let's hope it's quick!
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It's 2am. Do I really want to pull out and gas up the generator yet? This is a major outage, with close to 1500 people out...

Wish they at least have an ETA on power again...

It is getting colder in here, but ALL the food we bought for Christmas eve is starting to warm up as we start to freeze...
 
What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen

How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph!

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.

Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.

A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester!

Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?!

How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? He was in Seine.

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
 
nipplecaresser said:
What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen

How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph!

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.

Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.

A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester!

Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?!

How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? He was in Seine.

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
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Good morning! Thanks for the puns. Have a great day.
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Good morning early risers. From the posts, it seems like some cold or virus is going around. Get well soon!
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For me it’s just a cold.

Went shopping this am but taking it easy. I gotta kill this cold before Wednesday when my mom is coming over.

Speaking of cold… 11° this morning. I do like the snow that fell the other day tho.
 
BlackSatinKnight said:
Morning all. Did Christmas yesterday with my Daughter and SIL. Had a good time and went to a local Christmas market. Not as good as German Christmas markets, but still pretty good. Taking it easy today, then I’m only working tomorrow next week. Y’all have a good day and be safe.
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Good Morning BSK
I hope it's been good for you...
 
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