Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

i usually just throw them away

I hope by “throw” you mean compost.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

i usually just throw them away

You don't like butts??? Wow.. this explains so much

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How dare again!!!!

this surprise you how?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I call it the butt piece

I like bread butts and I cannot lie.
Crusty bread can’t be denied.

 

[TXRafe]

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facts...the phone is for phone sex...but i still prefer the computer for that too...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

this surprise you how?

I didnt say it surprised me... but still! Rude Two of you have made me pout today!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I hate @MischiefMakerAlways just like you, I’m just using a different method to make him mad

Again

 

[Apisto42]

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It’s always surprising when the phone rings - I’m like why is it making noise?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didnt say it surprised me... but still! Rude Two of you have made me pout today!

I didn’t do it. Imma sweet baby. Ask anyone.

 

[Bry1313]

Again

I’d post more gifs but I’m on @crazychemgirl ’s side and won’t sportsball up her thread

 

[UnquietDreams]

two missed field goals, the second angle clearly showed it wasnt targeting, the only team to touch texas this year has been georgia, and texas is two years ahead of schedule...you arent going to harsh my mellow, sorry...not sure what game you watched or what season youve been watching. a practical home game in the semifinals. the two biggest schools with the two largest enrollments in the country. they play the game for a reason. the national championship being in atlanta and having to possibly face georgia again for a 3rd time...you cant write stories like this. that game yesterday felt like vince youngs rose bowl.

Facemask to facemask with a defenseless receiver that put him into an injury time out is textbook targeting. And they blew a 24-8 lead with 10 minutes left.

Now, back to orgasm whispers...

 

[dawn_of_night]

It would be great if any medical professional said I had to have sex, with any frequency!

Remember the greys anatomy episode...?

 

[Bry1313]

It’s always surprising when the phone rings - I’m like why is it making noise?

Hey there boomer.

Who has their ringer on?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I didn’t do it. Imma sweet baby. Ask anyone.

Sweet babies don't make others pout!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Haha. When I hearted this post, I legitimately thought it said cheese not chase.

You're emoji is broken Sir.....
Cheese!

 

[UnquietDreams]

“Heel”

Yes sir.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hope by “throw” you mean compost.

Nope, chuck them like at a Rocky Horror showing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sweet babies don't make others pout!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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I call it the butt piece

Heel

Remember the greys anatomy episode...?

Literally never seen a single episode

 

[crazychemgirl]

but based on the rest of lyrics … it was. It was you.


Also… how is she catching him over and over and hasn’t dumped his ass yet??

On the counter, on the sofa, in the shower …. Like bitch… throw his stuff on the lawn and set it on fire already?!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

 

[TXRafe]

Facemask to facemask with a defenseless receiver that put him into an injury time out is textbook targeting. And they blew a 24-8 lead with 10 minutes left.

Now, back to orgasm whispers...

*points at the scoreboard*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

but based on the rest of lyrics … it was. It was you.


Also… how is she catching him over and over and hasn’t dumped his ass yet??

On the counter, on the sofa, in the shower …. Like bitch… throw his stuff on the lawn and set it on fire already?!

I never heard the song. I just gif it.

 

[TXRafe]

but based on the rest of lyrics … it was. It was you.


Also… how is she catching him over and over and hasn’t dumped his ass yet??

On the counter, on the sofa, in the shower …. Like bitch… throw his stuff on the lawn and set it on fire already?!

but it WASN'T him!