Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also … she stayed til it was over…

Is she just there with popcorn like,

“Hmm yep… that’s him.. having sex with another woman on my kitchen counters. I hope he sanitizes them after, I wanted to make sourdough.”

 

[Bry1313]

So in the song the girl caught Shaggy’s buddy in like five different spots, did he just keep banging the side piece in front of her?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

but it WASN'T him!

Because it was.... YOU!!!

 

[Apisto42]

Hey there boomer.

Who has their ringer on?

That’s why it’s surprising - I never have it on. Except when it’s on for some unknown reasons. I blame gremlins.

Nope, chuck them like at a Rocky Horror showing.

The only way to get rid of butt bread.

 

[Bry1313]

but based on the rest of lyrics … it was. It was you.


Also… how is she catching him over and over and hasn’t dumped his ass yet??

On the counter, on the sofa, in the shower …. Like bitch… throw his stuff on the lawn and set it on fire already?!

We are back in sync

 

[crazychemgirl]

I never heard the song. I just gif it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

i dont have migraines, but if i have a headache for some reason...im taking a handful of tylenol/advil, im eating, im jerking off, im taking a gummy, and im drinking a soda with caffeine, haha

In that order???
I want to get the ratio right...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Also … she stayed til it was over…

Is she just there with popcorn like,

“Hmm yep… that’s him.. having sex with another woman on my kitchen counters. I hope he sanitizes them after, I wanted to make sourdough.”

Maybe the other girl on the counter makes the dough a little extra sour?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Context is deader than nuance.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe the other girl on the counter makes the dough a little extra sour?

And way to ruin it.

 

[TXRafe]

Because it was.... YOU!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Context is deader than nuance.

Just helping out an old friend

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You'd like that, wouldn't you

 

[UnquietDreams]

*points at the scoreboard*

Quotes "needed gift from the ref." Heh. Also, if you are comparing this to Vince Young's Rosebowl, Texas was USC in that analogy. (And I made over a grand betting on that game, with my money on Texas.)

Now...back to orgasm whispers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You'd like that, wouldn't you

He absolutely would.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

And way to ruin it.

Hey, we can't all be goldilocks-ing out here! Sometimes there's some variation going on!

 

[TXRafe]

You'd like that, wouldn't you

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I would put a "spank me" gif here... but you said you don't like butts... so...

 

[TXRafe]

Quotes "needed gift from the ref." Heh. Also, if you are comparing this to Vince Young's Rosebowl, Texas was USC in that analogy. (And I made over a grand betting on that game, with my money on Texas.)

Now...back to orgasm whispers.

two years ahead of schedule, they reviewed it, asu was the higher ranked team...

now...back to orgasm whispers.

 

[TXRafe]

I would put a "spank me" gif here... but you said you don't like butts... so...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also … she stayed til it was over…

Is she just there with popcorn like,

“Hmm yep… that’s him.. having sex with another woman on my kitchen counters. I hope he sanitizes them after, I wanted to make sourdough.”

Yes, I have questions on her incredulity. I think she enjoyed the chaos and pain, and probably should seek therapy to help her learn to love herself and find healthy, affirming, trusting relationships in her life.

I think that verse got left out.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You all can thank @MindYaBitness for this.

 

[Sammysub07]

i usually just throw them away

You don't like butts??? Wow.. this explains so much

I think Chloe is onto something!! It’s splaining a lot!

https://voca.ro/1hnafu44i1Ms

 

[Apisto42]

Now...back to orgasm whispers.

now...back to orgasm whispers.

Thirded