Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Something about pies... something about being saucy... something about the right toppings... they are all there, but I can't pin one down

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Usually if it's a euphemism and cheese is involved...back away slowly

But the adjectives and proper comparisons are all there, like they pair well with wine... the creamier ones spread well... I should stop now

 

[MrMakersMark]

I didn't sneak ever.
I just ended up being the only spouse the unit liked to have around.

plus they feed me.....one time it was ribs, another was pizza....not a euphemism.

Well, my barracks Bro and I were single, and REAALLY stupid back in those days.

We would help each other sneak one in, then the odd man out would disappear, go hang out in another room or the day room for a while.

Then we'd have to figure out how to get her out of there.

Idiots.

The good ole' days!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

But the adjectives and proper comparisons are all there, like they pair well with wine... the creamier ones spread well... I should stop now

Too much red sauce could be troublesome though.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But the adjectives and proper comparisons are all there, like they pair well with wine... the creamier ones spread well... I should stop now

 

[Qky75]

I mean
..ok but you asked

The right crust starts with the right yeast.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean
..ok but you asked

The right crust starts with the right yeast.

Not you. Her. She’s better at it.

 

[MissRadiant]

Well, my barracks Bro and I were single, and REAALLY stupid back in those days.

We would help each other sneak one in, then the odd man out would disappear, go hang out in another room or the day room for a while.

Then we'd have to figure out how to get her out of there.

Idiots.

The good ole' days!!

Okay enough of me has been shown in other places on lit.

All I will say is, the pizza party, I had x amount of battles in the gathering room of that barracks. One by one they left. Never took the pizza, odd.

We didnt ask to be alone. haha.

And they closed the door which was nice but would peek in at times. haha

 

[Chloe_Harper]

A mushroom topping is always welcome on my pizza

Every one has a different yet delicious flavor profile. But, we all have our favorites

Deep dish isn't for everyone, but it should at least be given the chance

I mean
..ok but you asked

The right crust starts with the right yeast.

Not you. Her. She’s better at it.

Yea, leave it to the pros

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay enough of me has been shown in other places on lit.

All I will say is, the pizza party, I had x amount of battles in the gathering room of that barracks. One by one they left. Never took the pizza, odd.

And they closed the door which was nice but would peek in at times. haha

Goddammit! Now I gotta solve for x?!? Man algebra is not sexy it’s not like calculus

 

[MissRadiant]

Goddammit! Now I gotta solve for x?!? Man algebra is not sexy it’s not like calculus

I preferred trigonometry.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I preferred trigonometry.

Oh baby, law of sines and cosines gets me all hyperbolic!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Okay enough of me has been shown in other places on lit.

All I will say is, the pizza party, I had x amount of battles in the gathering room of that barracks. One by one they left. Never took the pizza, odd.

We didnt ask to be alone. haha.

And they closed the door which was nice but would peek in at times. haha

I would have peeked AND taken pizza.

 

[MissRadiant]

Oh baby, law of sines and cosines gets me all hyperbolic!

At least you aren't going off in a tangent.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s a little weird

At least you aren't going off in a tangent.

Me? I never do that. Ask anyone. Laser focused.

 

[SWR101]

I rarely stay on track, because the track twists abd turns faster than I can react

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I rarely stay on track, because the track twists abd turns faster than I can react

Just gotta ride that bronco

 

[SWR101]

Just gotta ride that bronco

I feel that would have been better if the vehicle had been a Bronco…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel that would have been better if the vehicle had been a Bronco…

Ah ha! But that song is from an album called Bronco!

 

[UnquietDreams]

A mushroom topping is always welcome on my pizza

Every one has a different yet delicious flavor profile. But, we all have our favorites

Deep dish isn't for everyone, but it should at least be given the chance

Please, go on...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s a little weird

Me? I never do that. Ask anyone. Laser focused.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh baby! Beam harder!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Please, go on...

Pineapple can give surprising results to the taste

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pineapple can give surprising results to the taste

Are you trying to start a fight?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Are you trying to start a fight?

I was just continuing the comparisons between pizza and sex you decide what you do or don't like I'm just spittin truths