Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But in porn...

You’re a gilf at 37 and a teenager at 29?

 

[Scarred65]

But in porn...

I've just read it all.
Hallmark porn...maybe

 

[lavendersilk]

You’re a gilf at 37 and a teenager at 29?

What's a gilf again?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have to believe it is parody.

I need to.

I hope not. I'm balls deep working on Part 2, Step 5

Just be careful out there ....

'....With new creams and procedures available, many men and women are able to look much younger than they are. ....'

 

[Wand3rlust]

What's a gilf again?

Is it one of @deefalttwunnyfor 's dodgy links?

 

[lavendersilk]

Just be careful out there ....

'....With new creams and procedures available, many men and women are able to look much younger than they are. ....'

How old do you think I look? *stares*

 

[Wand3rlust]

How old do you think I look? *stares*

28? Maybe?

I don't know how many creams and procedures you have tried...

*stares back*

 

[lavendersilk]

28? Maybe?

I don't know how many creams and procedures you have tried...

*stares back*

Just a lot of filters.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

28? Maybe?

I don't know how many creams and procedures you have tried...

*stares back*

I have a facial cream you can try

I'll show myself out...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have a facial cream you can try

I'll show myself out...

Oh is it supposed to go on my face?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh is it supposed to go on my face?

Skin is skin, I'm sure it works almost anywhere

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What's a gilf again?

 

[lavendersilk]

Skin is skin, I'm sure it works almost anywhere

But you shouldn't consume it, correct?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Skin is skin, I'm sure it works almost anywhere

Probably why your belly looks about 8 years younger than the rest of you ...

 

[MrMakersMark]

What's a gilf again?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm. Probably a different thread. Maybe even board, for that.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Had to. Sometimes I can't stop it.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

But you shouldn't consume it, correct?

No, no you can do that too. It's really a miracle solution

 

[BrendaBear]

Erm. Probably a different thread. Maybe even board, for that.

Right? Definitely not my kink.

 

[lavendersilk]

No, no you can do that to. It's really a miracle solution

Take my money! Or... is that illegal?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Probably why your belly looks about 8 years younger than the rest of you ...

Should've aimed for the face I guess?

 

[BrendaBear]

Had to. Sometimes I can't stop it.

I get it... my inner smart ass and my inner brat are louder than my inner common sense. Weird how that works.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Should've aimed for the face I guess?

I mean, you can aim where you like, but sometimes that trajectory is just a little ambitious...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Take my money! Or... is that illegal?

Tips are welcomed?

 

[UnquietDreams]

How old do you think I look? *stares*

28? Maybe?

I don't know how many creams and procedures you have tried...

*stares back*

*Ankles have no fucking chance, give way*