Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

I get it... my inner smart ass and my inner brat are louder than my inner common sense. Weird how that works.

So literally true.

I have to be serious at work.

But I gotsta be me (silly, stupid A-hole) sometimes!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean, you can aim where you like, but sometimes that trajectory is just a little ambitious...

Teachers always told me to aim for the stars

 

[Wand3rlust]

Tips are welcomed?

I think so... to start

Oh. I might have been thinking of something else .

Carry on.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Probably why your belly looks about 8 years younger than the rest of you ...

And now the lad need aloe.

Lotta aloe...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Teachers always told me to aim for the stars

I think there may be a helpline you can call now...

 

[MrMakersMark]

I think there may be a helpline you can call now...

Its probably on the same web page as the cougar thing.

 

[BrendaBear]

So literally true.

I have to be serious at work.

But I gotsta be me (silly, stupid A-hole) sometimes!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Its probably on the same web page as the cougar thing.

That would actually be helpful

 

[Wand3rlust]

*sigh*

I should go to sleep.

Stop posting the good stuff and go back to the normal shit. Then I won't feel I'm missing out

 

[MrMakersMark]

That would actually be helpful

Right??

 

[UnquietDreams]

*sigh*

I should go to sleep.

Stop posting the good stuff and go back to the normal shit. Then I won't feel I'm missing out

Hi!

 

[MrMakersMark]

*sigh*

I should go to sleep.

Stop posting the good stuff and go back to the normal shit. Then I won't feel I'm missing out

I keep giving my sofa dirty looks.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*sigh*

I should go to sleep.

Stop posting the good stuff and go back to the normal shit. Then I won't feel I'm missing out

This is the good stuff!? Weird.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*sigh*

I should go to sleep.

Stop posting the good stuff and go back to the normal shit. Then I won't feel I'm missing out

It'll all be here in the morning! Unless CCG gets this thread deleted

 

[Wand3rlust]

I keep giving my sofa dirty looks.

Oh shush. It's probably what... 6.30 pm or something where you are...

 

[BrendaBear]

I keep giving my sofa dirty looks.

Wait... your sofa is also a smart ass that barks out bad ideas?

You get more interesting all the time...

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is the good stuff!? Weird.

Yes, that too.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is the good stuff!? Weird.

Not any more. Knew you'd come through..

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh shush. It's probably what... 6.30 pm or something where you are...

Almost 8pm. Not too late.
But....its looking really sexy tonight. That new throw I bought it is working!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not any more. Knew you'd come through..

I ain’t touched myself in hours!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I ain’t touched myself in hours!

Are you in restraints? Did someone abduct you? Do you need a rescue?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I ain’t touched myself in hours!

Aintcha?...

I've not touched you ever. Did I win?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Aintcha?...

I've not touched you ever. Did I win?

I mean, probably. I guess

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean, probably. I guess

In this thread we're all winners!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hi!

That's my line!