Sex & Shenanigans

[Chloe_Harper]

What about Manbearpig?

he lives his life in solitude. Who am I to be selfish and ruin that with kissing?

 

[UnquietDreams]

he lives his life in solitude. Who am I to be selfish and ruin that with kissing?

Consent is important. You are a good person, @Chloe_Harper.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Consent is important. You are a good person, @Chloe_Harper.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Never know how deep it's gonna get or how long it's gonna last....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Has anyone watched the new Dexter show…?


I’m actually really enjoying it … and fuck me if Christian Slater still doesn’t give me a wicked lady boner still after all these years.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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No wonder my units of measurement are always off I've been measuring based off penis not rulers or measuring tape

 

[crazychemgirl]

No wonder my units of measurement are always off I've been measuring based off penis not rulers or measuring tape

I regularly accidentally measure things in 1.5 penis lengths or 3/4 penis lengths.

 

[lavendersilk]

Has anyone watched the new Dexter show…?


I’m actually really enjoying it … and fuck me if Christian Slater still doesn’t give me a wicked lady boner still after all these years.

I've watched the first four. It feels like its trying too hard to be exactly like the orginal. But the cliffhanger was good, so Imma watch the fifth ep.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I regularly accidentally measure things in 1.5 penis lengths or 3/4 penis lengths.

Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one measuring in penis. But, if so many of them say the same lengths, and those lengths are off, then that must be why some of my crafts are crooked.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one measuring in penis. But, if so many of them say the same lengths, and those lengths are off, then that must be why some of my crafts are crooked.

it doesn’t help that so many penises are crooked too.



Also occasionally their owners.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've watched the first four. It feels like it’s trying too hard to be exactly like the orginal. But the cliffhanger was good, so Imma watch the fifth ep.

I mean, it is … but I like the actors and I like the 90s vibes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

it doesn’t help that so many penises are crooked too.



Also occasionally their owners.

Is that why you have a crooked sixpence and stile?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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I mean, compared to like a mile it is closer to 7"

 

[Sammysub07]

I regularly accidentally measure things in 1.5 penis lengths or 3/4 penis lengths.

Ever measure things by penis comparison? If not, give it a try, it’s hilarious

-This folder is about twice as long as Joe when he’s erect, so this folder is about 12”

-This stick is half as small as Mike, so this stick is about 3.75 inches

-This sausage is about half as small is John from all those years ago, so the sausage 2.5”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, compared to like a mile it is closer to 7"

That’s the spirit! It’s all relative.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ever measure things by penis comparison? If not, give it a try, it’s hilarious

-This folder is about twice as long as Joe when he’s erect, so this folder is about 12”

-This stick is half as small as Mike, so this stick is about 3.75 inches

-This sausage is about half as small is John from all those years ago, so the sausage 2.5”

I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response

 

[Sammysub07]

I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response

"This is just like those cocktail weenies at the New Year's party!"

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response

Damn I did an aptitude test yesterday, all this is missing is "Now rank them from smallest to largest"

 

[Trubbycat]

I prefer the term Fun Sized.

 

[jason28053]

Ever measure things by penis comparison? If not, give it a try, it’s hilarious

-This folder is about twice as long as Joe when he’s erect, so this folder is about 12”

-This stick is half as small as Mike, so this stick is about 3.75 inches

-This sausage is about half as small is John from all those years ago, so the sausage 2.5”

https://imgur.com/a/p6rezPZ

 

[Sammysub07]

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Yikes!!!! 242 x what? Lots of choices to solve for D

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yikes!!!! 242 x what? Lots of choices to solve for D

Longest I've seen of a 2x4 is 20'. That's 240" so those are some small or soft dicks

 

[jason28053]

Yikes!!!! 242 x what? Lots of choices to solve for D

Good thing you’re a math genius?