Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Do y'all just never pick up anything with your toes

Oh, I do. Pencils are my limit, though. My ex had monkey toes -- I am pretty sure she could type with her feet.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought everyone did

Same.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do y'all just never pick up anything with your toes

Girl.... I pick up my crochet hook nearly 3 times daily ....
With my toes....
Twice as much as you count my fingers

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I thought everyone did

Me too that's what toes are for... right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me too that's what toes are for... right?

Um...right. Sure. Of course...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Girl.... I pick up my crochet hook nearly 3 times daily ....
With my toes....
Twice as much as you count my fingers

I pick up my paintbrushes and knitting needles with my toes too

I have almost fallen over doing so though a couple of time

 

[UnquietDreams]

I pick up my paintbrushes and knitting needles with my toes too

I have almost fallen over doing so though a couple of time

Don't drink and paint.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Don't drink and paint.

But... why? I like to. You're not the boss of me!

 

[Sammysub07]

Do y'all just never pick up anything with your toes

This!!!

I pick up all of the mini toys my daughter leaves all around!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Don't drink and paint.

Don't drink the paint. Or the paint brush water.

But... why? I like to. You're not the boss of me!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Don't drink the paint. Or the paint brush water.

obviously. Then how would I paint?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This!!!

I pick up all of the mini toys my daughter leaves all around!

Like those little squishes? Again AFAF

 

[UnquietDreams]

But... why? I like to.

Well then fall over.

You're not the boss of me!

Sorry, my mind went someplace and it isn't back yet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nope, not back yet.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

obviously. Then how would I paint?

You drink enough of either and you could end up making something to resemble a Jackson Pollock

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well then fall over.


Sorry, my mind went someplace and it isn't back yet.

Alright, I'll leave a message after the beep

You drink enough of either and you could end up making something to resemble a Jackson Pollock

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because it’s come under debate … I have a question.


Ladies … who here enjoys jackhammer sex?


Men… is this something you do?

 

[Sammysub07]

Like those little squishes? Again AFAF

Squishes, mini dolls..

Well then fall over.


Sorry, my mind went someplace and it isn't back yet.

Ohhh so what you’re saying is you were at a loss for words cause you wouldn’t know how to tame a brat if you tried? Got it.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Squishes, mini dolls..

Ohhh so what you’re saying is you were at a loss for words cause you wouldn’t know how to tame a brat if you tried? Got it.

I think that's exactly what's being said

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Because it’s come under debate … I have a question.

Ladies … who here enjoys jackhammer sex?

Men… is this something you do?

Do? Implies frequency or recency. No.

Done? Yes.

 

[TXRafe]

Because it’s come under debate … I have a question.


Ladies … who here enjoys jackhammer sex?


Men… is this something you do?

i like to save it for special occasions...like her birthday

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Because it’s come under debate … I have a question.


Ladies … who here enjoys jackhammer sex?


Men… is this something you do?

I think there is a time and place for this when it's just exactly what is needed for both parties...

But if that was it everytime, then I would need to have a talk with my partner about how I'm not a construction site

 

[UnquietDreams]

Because it’s come under debate … I have a question.


Ladies … who here enjoys jackhammer sex?


Men… is this something you do?

Okay, clarification needed:

Really fast hard sex, or in that weird, "standing the girl almost on her head with her legs in the air" position?

Or sex on/using an actual jackhammer?

 

[UnquietDreams]

i like to save it for special occasions...like her birthday

Hey, if you are suplexing her anyway, just go the extra mile.

 

[TXRafe]

I think there is a time and place for this when it's just exactly what is needed for both parties...

But if that was it everytime, then I would need to have a talk with my partner about how I'm not a construction site

put it on a tshirt! *mic drop*