The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wat_Tyler]

On a selfish front in the midst of:


Got water pressure. I can fend off the EPA now.


Interview was as good as could be hoped for. I drive down there Friday to meet them.


Contest: what ailment should I call in with to the current job?

 

[Mittering]

On a selfish front in the midst of:


Got water pressure. I can fend off the EPA now.


Interview was as good as could be hoped for. I drive down there Friday to meet them.


Contest: what ailment should I call in with to the current job?

Advancing Liver Function: then pour a stiff drink so your not lying.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

My GF and I watched the movie Complete Unknown. It was an excellent movie about an icon in music. His music is still relevant!

 

[Oldermom935]

On a selfish front in the midst of:


Got water pressure. I can fend off the EPA now.


Interview was as good as could be hoped for. I drive down there Friday to meet them.


Contest: what ailment should I call in with to the current job?

1.De Clarembault Syndrome 2.Cotard's Syndrome 3. Urinary tract infection 4. Capgras Syndrome.... Take your pick...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

1.De Clarembault Syndrome 2.Cotard's Syndrome 3. Urinary tract infection 4. Capgras Syndrome.... Take your pick...

Well, they're better than Korsakov's Syndrome.


I kinda like the UTI. I shall have to stay put and guzzle cranberry juice.


While I road trip for an interview.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[dkak001]

1.De Clarembault Syndrome 2.Cotard's Syndrome 3. Urinary tract infection 4. Capgras Syndrome.... Take your pick...

Impaction... i.e. you're full of shit....

 

[Oldermom935]

Impaction... i.e. you're full of shit....

Excuse me?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Because it's wrong both here and there:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Excuse me?

Me, not you.

 

[Missk_2022]

On a selfish front in the midst of:


Got water pressure. I can fend off the EPA now.


Interview was as good as could be hoped for. I drive down there Friday to meet them.


Contest: what ailment should I call in with to the current job?

Sickadisshit infection ...going around i hear

Or

Tell em you are having vision problems (cause you can't see yourself coming to work)

 

[Oldermom935]

Me, not you.

I have no fun anymore.

 

[likes2watchU]

We have donated our bodies to a medical college

I'm looking into this option as well.

Contest: what ailment should I call in with to the current job?

Loving all the entries!
And still, a part of me says, "keep it simple and plausible". May I suggest the simple "tummy bug"... for reasons

My GF and I watched the movie Complete Unknown. It was an excellent movie about an icon in music. His music is still relevant!

I've heard nothing but positive feedback from folk that have seen this flick.

I kinda like the UTI. I shall have to stay put and guzzle cranberry juice.

Unrelated personal note - I was doing just that one weekend about 10-12 years ago. Mentioned to a friend that I didn't think I could drink another drop.
Their response:
You know there's cranberry capsules, right?
My brothers and sisters of the Spoon
I've been taking capsules ever since - never had a recurrence of the issue.

Impaction... i.e. you're full of shit....

Had this happen to a coworker @ 20 years ago. I don't work with them anymore. Statute of Limitations has passed, so the Cone of Silence is lifted - -

Coworker spent hours in the ER thinking she was having a heart attack. Until the scan results came in.

Diagnosis: Impacted colon
She was full and needed a laxative.
Then came into work the next morning and told anyone who would listen all about it. Like it was a surprising travesty that had occurred.

Mind you, this was a woman who self-professed:
I don't eat fruit... or vegetables... or any foods that are red. Except for Red Velvet Cake
Explained SO much!!

 

[cowboyup6977]

I have no fun anymore.

I wouldn’t say that

 

[likes2watchU]

I have no fun anymore.

May I suggest:

 

[likes2watchU]

May I suggest:

I mean... if you're looking for ideas

Edited: typo, spelling, grammar

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have no fun anymore.

Love you to pieces, but I don't believe that for a nanosecond.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Sickadisshit infection ...going around i hear

Or

Tell em you are having vision problems (cause you can't see yourself coming to work)

My standby. Teh Runz of Epic Proportions. It works when lamer excuses fail.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Off to read . . . .

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Just in a ‘79 mood tonight. Hope all y’all are doing well.

 

[thør]

Just in a ‘79 mood tonight. Hope all y’all are doing well.

The album went on the turntable when my first child came home from the hospital.

 

[Missk_2022]

I'm looking into this option as well.

Loving all the entries!
And still, a part of me says, "keep it simple and plausible". May I suggest the simple "tummy bug"... for reasons
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I've heard nothing but positive feedback from folk that have seen this flick.

Unrelated personal note - I was doing just that one weekend about 10-12 years ago. Mentioned to a friend that I didn't think I could drink another drop.
Their response:
You know there's cranberry capsules, right?
My brothers and sisters of the Spoon
I've been taking capsules ever since - never had a recurrence of the issue.

Had this happen to a coworker @ 20 years ago. I don't work with them anymore. Statute of Limitations has passed, so the Cone of Silence is lifted - -

Coworker spent hours in the ER thinking she was having a heart attack. Until the scan results came in.

Diagnosis: Impacted colon
She was full and needed a laxative.
Then came into work the next morning and told anyone who would listen all about it. Like it was a surprising travesty that had occurred.

Mind you, this was a woman who self-professed:
I don't eat fruit... or vegetables... or any foods that are red. Except for Red Velvet Cake
Explained SO much!!

I have fixed the impaction problem in the er many times...... emergent enema and manual removal..... nursing is such a glorious profession

 

[Missk_2022]

Well night all..... tomorrow is weigh in day.....

 

[likes2watchU]

I have fixed the impaction problem in the er many times...... emergent enema and manual removal..... nursing is such a glorious profession

Agreed. I have had some amazing nurses over the years in my (often very humbling) role as patient.
I big heart-felt "Thank you!" to you, and them!!

 

[likes2watchU]

Well night all..... tomorrow is weigh in day.....

Sleep well and for tomorrow!!