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Wat_Tyler said:
On a selfish front in the midst of:


Got water pressure. I can fend off the EPA now.


Interview was as good as could be hoped for. I drive down there Friday to meet them.


Contest: what ailment should I call in with to the current job?
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1.De Clarembault Syndrome 2.Cotard's Syndrome 3. Urinary tract infection 4. Capgras Syndrome.... Take your pick...🤔🫣🫢🤭
 
Wat_Tyler said:
On a selfish front in the midst of:


Got water pressure. I can fend off the EPA now.


Interview was as good as could be hoped for. I drive down there Friday to meet them.


Contest: what ailment should I call in with to the current job?
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Sickadisshit infection ...going around i hear

Or

Tell em you are having vision problems (cause you can't see yourself coming to work)
 
cowboyup6977 said:
We have donated our bodies to a medical college
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I'm looking into this option as well.
Wat_Tyler said:
Contest: what ailment should I call in with to the current job?
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Loving all the entries! 😍
And still, a part of me says, "keep it simple and plausible". May I suggest the simple "tummy bug"... for reasons
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B2fromA2looking4U said:
My GF and I watched the movie Complete Unknown. It was an excellent movie about an icon in music. His music is still relevant!
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I've heard nothing but positive feedback from folk that have seen this flick.
Wat_Tyler said:
I kinda like the UTI. I shall have to stay put and guzzle cranberry juice.
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Unrelated personal note - I was doing just that one weekend about 10-12 years ago. Mentioned to a friend that I didn't think I could drink another drop.
Their response:
You know there's cranberry capsules, right?
My brothers and sisters of the Spoon 🤯🤯🤯
I've been taking capsules ever since - never had a recurrence of the issue.
dkak001 said:
Impaction... i.e. you're full of shit....
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Had this happen to a coworker @ 20 years ago. I don't work with them anymore. Statute of Limitations has passed, so the Cone of Silence is lifted - -

Coworker spent hours in the ER thinking she was having a heart attack. Until the scan results came in.

Diagnosis: Impacted colon :poop:
She was full and needed a laxative.
Then came into work the next morning and told anyone who would listen all about it. Like it was a surprising travesty that had occurred.

Mind you, this was a woman who self-professed:
I don't eat fruit... or vegetables... or any foods that are red. Except for Red Velvet Cake :ROFLMAO: :oops:
Explained SO much!!
 
likes2watchU said:
I'm looking into this option as well.

Loving all the entries! 😍
And still, a part of me says, "keep it simple and plausible". May I suggest the simple "tummy bug"... for reasons
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I've heard nothing but positive feedback from folk that have seen this flick.

Unrelated personal note - I was doing just that one weekend about 10-12 years ago. Mentioned to a friend that I didn't think I could drink another drop.
Their response:
You know there's cranberry capsules, right?
My brothers and sisters of the Spoon 🤯🤯🤯
I've been taking capsules ever since - never had a recurrence of the issue.

Had this happen to a coworker @ 20 years ago. I don't work with them anymore. Statute of Limitations has passed, so the Cone of Silence is lifted - -

Coworker spent hours in the ER thinking she was having a heart attack. Until the scan results came in.

Diagnosis: Impacted colon :poop:
She was full and needed a laxative.
Then came into work the next morning and told anyone who would listen all about it. Like it was a surprising travesty that had occurred.

Mind you, this was a woman who self-professed:
I don't eat fruit... or vegetables... or any foods that are red. Except for Red Velvet Cake :ROFLMAO: :oops:
Explained SO much!!
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I have fixed the impaction problem in the er many times...... emergent enema and manual removal..... nursing is such a glorious profession
 
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