Sex & Shenanigans

I didn't ask last night or whenever it was I saw that, but I don't understand why you were lifting the Roomba. Look, this is a safe space - if you were trying to have sex with it, we'll understand.
I was cleaning it, and inspecting the roller tracks when it fell 🤦‍♂️
 
So you are saying you have tried pizza, real pizza, and you don't prefer it, yes?

I'm just trying to avoid the "Sam I Am" argument we had in here about wings. "Well, you don't like it because you just never tried it with me!"
I have tried all kinds of pizza... In many different states even

To me? For me personally? It's a waste of calories FOR ME... I can't physically eat enough of it to fill me up

and yes - I know I'm weird
and I completely understand why people like pizza... I just... don't
 
I have tried all kinds of pizza... In many different states even

To me? For me personally? It's a waste of calories FOR ME... I can't physically eat enough of it to fill me up

and yes - I know I'm weird
and I completely understand why people like pizza... I just... don't
Thats the joy of pizza, it’s almost a hollow food. I can eat nearly 2-3 whole pies! Pizza buffets are the best, get everything, hurt the establishment’s margins, have fun!
 
I have tried all kinds of pizza... In many different states even

To me? For me personally? It's a waste of calories FOR ME... I can't physically eat enough of it to fill me up

and yes - I know I'm weird
and I completely understand why people like pizza... I just... don't
I've been dealing with this for years....
Can you imagine trying to pick a first date restaurant .... And then telling you they don't like pizza....
 
That really depends. I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food, so it would be really hard for me to date seriously someone who isn't. I did date someone who didn't like BBQ, which was fine since she liked a lot other foods, especially Indian food, which I love.

I've been dealing with this for years....
Can you imagine trying to pick a first date restaurant .... And then telling you they don't like pizza....
 
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