Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Coffee good

Good coffee good. Work coffee just necessary.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Time for my once a year favorite Easter joke.


Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?















He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been fucking the Chicken.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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And books and coffee and a pen and paper.

I am needier than you.

 

[cheekygirl75]

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I like to think of it more as being comfortable with my own company. Not that I reject anyone else's company

Time for my once a year favorite Easter joke.


Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?















He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been fucking the Chicken.

I.... don't think I'll be telling that one to my 9 year old nieces!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good coffee good. Work coffee just necessary.

Good morning, handsome.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like to think of it more as being comfortable with my own company. Not that I reject anyone else's company



I.... don't think I'll be telling that one to my 9 year old nieces!

Definitely need to be 10+ for this level of edgy comedy.

 

[Bry1313]

Not my content and I do not stand by these rankings (entirely) but this feels like the sorta bullshit that can push this crowd over 7k.
Cuisine rankings
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American BBQ so underrated

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like to think of it more as being comfortable with my own company. Not that I reject anyone else's company



I.... don't think I'll be telling that one to my 9 year old nieces!

How about: "then Jesus handed the innkeeper three nails. 'Can you put me up for the night?'"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

American BBQ so underrated

I got nothing in particular against man meat, but it’s not my preference and I can definitely take it or leave it. Especially if it’s a nice juicy loin.

 

[UnquietDreams]

American BBQ so underrated

Everything is "S" tier if done right.

 

[Bry1313]

I got nothing in particular against man meat, but it’s not my preference and I can definitely take it or leave it. Especially if it’s a nice juicy loin.

Loin is grilled, not BBQd, too lean

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Loin is grilled, not BBQd, too lean

If you’re lucky.

 

[Bry1313]

Everything is "S" tier if done right.

I’m not even real good at making BBQ, but people still make sex noises when eating brisket, ribs or pulled pork I’ve made.

 

[Bry1313]

If you’re lucky.

Oh I’m lucky

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not even real good at making BBq, but people still make sex noises when eating brisket, ribs or pulled pork I’ve made.

Awkward way of describing how your family eats

 

[Bry1313]

Awkward way of describing how your family eats

Friends too

 

[UnquietDreams]

Loin is grilled, not BBQd, too lean

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[UnquietDreams]

I’m not even real good at making BBQ, but people still make sex noises when eating brisket, ribs or pulled pork I’ve made.

I have been known to make sex noises looking at pictures of your brisket (not a euphemism).

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sorry. I didn't mean to do that. I was just curious because I don't often see her around any more because I no longer visit the BH (it got far too "noisy" for my tastes).

I enticed her here with graph humor.

I am an exile as well, but I drop in to listen to @BrendaBear jam.

 

[vagrantx]

Not my content and I do not stand by these rankings (entirely) but this feels like the sorta bullshit that can push this crowd over 7k.
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The disrespect on Thai food from this chart and the ensuing conversation is unacceptable!!

S tier for sure.

Authentic chinese and thai (and, yes, Lao) food isn't great. At all. It's DRENCHED in oil. Like, what's a wednesday afternoon meal? An entire fish, not cleaned or even descaled, dropped in a wok and an inch of oil, fried until crispy. You eat everything. Including guts.

Italian in C though!??? With all their olive and garlic and basil dishes? PESTO? HELLO?!

Like I get that this is 100% a matter of taste, but holy carp whoever wrote this was born without a tongue.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Like I get that this is 100% a matter of taste, but holy carp whoever wrote this was born without a tongue.

That is just .. perfect. Though I caught COVID Delta, and lost my sense of taste for months -- oily still feels gross,

I dated a woman whose family had a Cantonese and Szechuan restaurant. "Restaurant dinner" and "family dinner" were vastly different.

It usually involved eyes...

 

[vagrantx]

That is just .. perfect. Though I caught COVID Delta, and lost my sense of taste for months -- oily still feels gross,

I dated a woman whose family had a Cantonese and Szechuan restaurant. "Restaurant dinner" and "family dinner" were vastly different.

It usually involved eyes...

So. Many. Eyes.

When I was little I really liked them sorta medium. Crispy on the outside but a nice pop when you bit into them, and a gooey center. Nowadays I don't think I could stomach it. I'm a banana, yellow on the outside and white on the inside

 

[LupineOne]

The disrespect on Thai food from this chart and the ensuing conversation is unacceptable!!

S tier for sure.

Agreed! I’ve been to Thailand, and everything I ate was fucking delicious.
Some of it tried to set my head on fire, but it was delicious!

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Just a week??