Sex & Shenanigans

[cactusjack0584]

My grandad indoctrinated my children with peanut butter & dark Karo syrup. They'll use maple if we have nothing else, but regardless, the sacrilegious act is hard to watch.

My dad also does this… it’s not bad

 

[MindYaBitness]

My dad also does this… it’s not bad

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What are everyone’s thoughts on breakfast for dinner?

It’s my favorite! I love breakfast food!

It’s such an arbitrary definition. Eat what you like when you like.

I don’t know bacon and eggs for breakfast was so relatively recent though. Fucking marketing.

https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/breakfast-foods.htm

 

[lavendersilk]

I eat my pancakes with chopped pecans in the batter, slathered in butter and drizzle the maple syrup all over it... or peach topping with whipped cream.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But the eliminates an entire person!

It's like you want me to hack off pieces???

Maybe I'm using some topical poison. Why am I wearing gloves when I'm giving you a handjob? Don't worry about it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm so innocent, If there was a double entered, it went waaaaaaaay over my head

I mean some double entry goes in the head but it’s not the most common interpretation.

 

[vagrantx]

I've never had syrup on my pancakes... We use jam, and some times ice cream if we want to be fancy. Maybe some fresh berries!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I eat my pancakes with chopped pecans in the batter, slathered in butter and drizzle the maple syrup all over it... or peach topping with whipped cream.

Are we still talking about pancakes?

Either way, I'm coming over!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We use Nutella on pancakes and waffles. Berries if we have them.
Maple syrup is good but so messy

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Stress balls obviously… I don’t think even men like having balls half the time.

The men I know seem very fond of their balls

 

[cactusjack0584]

I eat my pancakes with chopped pecans in the batter, slathered in butter and drizzle the maple syrup all over it... or peach topping with whipped cream.

I’m coming over now… make a fresh batch!! Can I have mine minus the whipped cream?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Pancakes! Usually what ai do is make a batch from scratch and then throw in some blueberries and banana. Then top it with real maple syrup. And every now and then if I'm feeling crazy I put peanut butter on them too. Deeeelish.

 

[cactusjack0584]

We use Nutella on pancakes and waffles. Berries if we have them.
Maple syrup is good but so messy

Makes me want to mix karo syrup and Nutella instead of peanut butter? could be delicious… or not

 

[cactusjack0584]

 

[Bry1313]

I've never had syrup on my pancakes... We use jam, and some times ice cream if we want to be fancy. Maybe some fresh berries!

Cue the Tik tok video of Nordic dining “there’s jam on the side”

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

The men I know seem very fond of their balls

Can confirm. My balls are amazing and work well in tandem with the D. If my dick was Sherlock my balls would be Watson.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Makes me want to mix karo syrup and Nutella instead of peanut butter? could be delicious… or not

I think Nutella is perfect on it's own. It doesn't need more sugar and pancakes aren't so dry you need a syrup...

 

[Bry1313]

We use Nutella on pancakes and waffles. Berries if we have them.
Maple syrup is good but so messy

Since when does messy bother you?

 

[Bry1313]

My grandad indoctrinated my children with peanut butter & dark Karo syrup. They'll use maple if we have nothing else, but regardless, the sacrilegious act is hard to watch.

How is delicious maple the back up to weird Karo? It’s like they don’t want delicious things.

 

[Peter_Out]

I think I'm going to stick to "tight grapes"

I'd be happy to help remove them from your skin, should that happen.

 

[Bry1313]

There is absolutely no other choice!

My man

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean some double entry goes in the head but it’s not the most common interpretation.

FML, dyslexia + autocorrect is going to be the death of me. I've got a huge presentation coming up in a few months. I'm going to have 10 people proof read my powerpoint!!!!

 

[Peter_Out]

No raisin. No grapes....... Baked brie covered in honey. Ply it with wine and spread it on a cracker lol

"Hello. Is this the FBI's Cannibal Hotline? Oh yeah, well..."

 

[Bry1313]

Makes me want to mix karo syrup and Nutella instead of peanut butter? could be delicious… or not

Not, too sweet adding corn syrup to something that is already 25% sugar

 

[cactusjack0584]

Can confirm. My balls are amazing and work well in tandem with the D. If my dick was Sherlock my balls would be Watson.

Did you discover this perhaps… in elementary school?