Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let's all show Canada some love. Masturbate to a Canadian today!

proclamation > dibs ?

I’m gonna need to consult the rulebook on this one…

Not better than, different from. Apples and organs.

1, 2,3,4 I declare a wank war.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let's just thumb through the parliamentary rules regarding Masterbatory Trubutes
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Thumb, a couple fingers, whatever works for you.

 

[Bry1313]

Let's all show Canada some love. Masturbate to a Canadian today!

I’m virtually a Canadian and if Canada annexed my state I’d wave the Maple Leaf proudly so feel free to include me.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

1, 2,3,4 I declare a wank war.

 

[LupineOne]

I call dibs on @crazychemgirl

Goddamn it. The moment I have to do real-life shit I miss my chance.
Threesome?

 

[BrendaBear]

Goddamn it. The moment I have to do real-life shit I miss my chance.
Threesome?

You are such a lucky wolf.

 

[LupineOne]

You are such a lucky wolf.

Hey now, they haven’t said yes yet.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey now, they haven’t said yes yet.

"Yet" being the operative word

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey now, they haven’t said yes yet.

They will. Who could possibly resist you?

Oops... I mean... well, I think they will say yes.

 

[LupineOne]

"Yet" being the operative word

True, but consent is everything.
And it’s a whole lot more fun for everyone

 

[Jodaily]

1, 2,3,4 I declare a wank war.

Hey, I’m in!

 

[LupineOne]

Sure. That’s what you meant

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m available for all your wank fantasies … but you should also consider @PassionatePanther …


Wait … never mind. I want her for myself.


I’ll allow @morelikeasong to join us.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m virtually a Canadian and if Canada annexed my state I’d wave the Maple Leaf proudly so feel free to include me.

Sttop trying to steal my stuff!!!

You AND @OrdinaryPerson !!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, I’m in!

Name checks out.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t wow me @Bry1313

 

[SWR101]

I’m available for all your wank fantasies … but you should also consider @PassionatePanther …


Wait … never mind. I want her for myself.


I’ll allows @morelikeasong to join us.

Noted…

 

[morelikeasong]

Goddamn it. The moment I have to do real-life shit I miss my chance.
Threesome?

If you wank hard enough, will it turn me into a Canadian?

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m available for all your wank fantasies … but you should also consider @PassionatePanther …


Wait … never mind. I want her for myself.


I’ll allow @morelikeasong to join us.

Talk about an offer I can’t refuse!

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I’m available for all your wank fantasies … but you should also consider @PassionatePanther …


Wait … never mind. I want her for myself.


I’ll allow @morelikeasong to join us.

Looks like another productive Monday for me...

Tee Hee Hee
TNT

 

[LupineOne]

Talk about an offer I can’t refuse!

Right??

 

[SWR101]

Saw this and, for some reason I can’t put my finger on, thought of you guys…

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LostHorizon]

Idk about y’all but I NEED this planter
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Is that @cactusjack0584 ? Looking sexy!

 

[Qky75]

If you wank hard enough, will it turn me into a Canadian?

If I cover you in enough maple syrup you're passable as Canadian