Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

Oops. I meant. >Belch< how about that hole -in- one tight end last night?

Mhm. It was great!

Now it's weird that you always bring a beer cooler and put it in the middle of the floor in front of the TV when we are watching the game, though.

 

[MrMakersMark]

You guys should stop while you're ahead

We were ahead?

When the hell did that happen?

These fuckers never tell me anything.

 

[Qky75]

Good night!

 

[StillRain]

As always, any hot boy anal must include a tag to @StillRain

Please, and thank you

Thank you. @aussiegeekygal As the OG instigator of the hot boy anal obsession I feel it’s only fair all action include me, at all times, forevermore, Herwith, hitherto and so on and so forth.

See it’s practically a legal document now.

 

[vagrantx]

 

[Lmizzler]

Why are we so bad at this?

 

[Lmizzler]

Wrong fingers though

 

[Lmizzler]

 

[SWR101]

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This unwarranted attack on my person is more damaging than getting Tonberry stabbed last week…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Except that… I don’t think of y’all as strangers… and I don’t even try to pretend to have my shit together

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Except that… I don’t think of y’all as strangers… and I don’t even try to pretend to have my shit together

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My shit is never together. It's practically atomised.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning fuckers … how’s everyone doing?

I’m back at work today … felt crappy all weekend and needed an extra day.

Got to drive to work in fun snowy snow …. Thank goodness for 4WD … though I probably didn’t need it need it … but it made me feel better.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Except that… I don’t think of y’all as strangers… and I don’t even try to pretend to have my shit together

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My shit is never together…. You all can see my messy mess.

 

[MisterAlice]

Got great medical news today, so I'm pretty great right now, but the day is still young, so who really knows for sure.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[MrMakersMark]

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Have to work on your poker face or it's all over for you.

Everyone at the table will know when to push All-In.

Or...is that all part of the plan?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have to work on your poker face or it's all over for you.

Everyone at the table will know when to push All-In.

Or...is that all part of the plan?

The irony is, i'm actually really good at poker through no effort of my own

 

[SWR101]

The irony is, i'm actually really good at poker through no effort of my own

Methinks you might be using the same strategy as your “end a fight” method…

 

[UnquietDreams]

The irony is, i'm actually really good at poker through no effort of my own

You play topless, don't you?

 

[MrMakersMark]

The irony is, i'm actually really good at poker through no effort of my own

No effort at all, hm?

That is so believable.

 

[MisterAlice]

The irony is, i'm actually really good at poker through no effort of my own

Are you unfairly using your boobs again?

 

[Mrtenant]

 

[MindYaBitness]

You play topless, don't you?

I've found that the key is not caring about the outcome, which is easy for me because I'm not competitive in that way. The not caring makes it really difficult to read me, so I usually make out pretty well.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I've found that the key is not caring about the outcome, which is easy for me because I'm not competitive in that way. The not caring makes it really difficult to read me, so I usually make out pretty well.

Yes! I am the same way - it drives my husband bat shit crazy that I don't care!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yes! I am the same way - it drives my husband bat shit crazy that I don't care!

Effortlessly driving husband completely batshit is a confounding natural ability that's always left me both mystified and a bit envious.

My only response to it has ever been a quick grin through clenched jaw and silence in the wake of my better.

Have to respect a natural ability.