Mrtenant
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Methinks you are a bit obsessed today. Buy more lube, you'll need it.
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MindYaBitness
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I don't know if we should offer him congratulations or condolences
Whiskeyjack
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I'm covering a senior class study hall at the moment. One of the students just came in with 2 big buckets of KFC fried chicken (i think he works there) and shared it with everyone. Including me. Best subbing day ever!
MindYaBitness
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I don't know, the personal ads can be pretty interesting too
crazychemgirl
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Is this more your speed then?
Metro: Britons watch more ‘granny porn’ than anyone – and Matron may be to blame
crazychemgirl
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Wooooo free chicken!!!
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Mrtenant
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My uncle is like that. Uncle Gary. Or as he is known around town, Scary Gary. He used to work at the circus as a contortionist. That's what he said anyway.
Mrtenant
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You are soooo accommodating. The lube must be working.
Mrtenant
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Single guy from Tennessee, lookin for the hawt ladies. Bring your own maga hat for extra points?
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the first one I'd ever read was a guy looking for a pretty grotesque woman with a "gaping vagina". To this day I can't decide if it's a troll or if he's serious!
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I could come up with some wild shit to throw on a mock personal ad.
But in my wisdom I've learned restraint.
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Mrtenant
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Ohhh, he's looking for my Aunt Barbie! Her real name's Barbara, but we all call her Barbie for short. There's always an echo around her. But, she makes the best coconut cream pies. No idea what she puts in it. But they are great!
crazychemgirl
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Gives new meaning to cavernous cunt.
crazychemgirl
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It’s strawberry flavoured.
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I think you are all gorgeous, fucked up weirdos ….
This is why we all get along so well.
This is why we all get along so well.
Mrtenant
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crazychemgirl
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Omg hubby bought some chocolate covered strawberry coffee creamer … it was totally decadent.Chocolate covered strawberry?
I know I know, I went there
crazychemgirl
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In my early days on Lit… I did post some personal ads… I got zero response.
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Wha??
Ccg firing shots o'er the bow and stuff.
I feel set upon by thine implication.
crazychemgirl
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Have fun fucker.
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Chocolate covered strawberry?
I know I know, I went there
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