What's the worst PM you've ever got?

[aussiegeekygal]

I know we've all got stories.

What crap has been sent to you by a stranger offloading their debauchery without your permission?

What nonsense are you having to read because people don't understand the notion of consent?

When sharing, please understand that one of lit's rules specifically prohibits the sharing of private messages in public. Please censor your responses accordingly because I think it's important to have this discussion without it getting shut down.

 

[Sundayschild]

Probably Boris Johnson

(Sorry to derail so quickly. I couldn't resist...)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Probably Boris Johnson

Ew. That's a foul!

 

[latino_88]

That’s a win!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

A detailed description about how this guy would capture me, keep me in his basement, sexually torture me, and eventually let his friends use me. Mind you this was the first DM from this person, not even a hello.

 

[tnman03]

Some dude telling me what a good cock I had and wanting me to tell him how I'd like to use it on his "wife"... ugh... too much, that was when I realized it was a small sample of what women here have to put up with.

 

[Ginmill72]

What the fuck...I mean I know its the internet and anonymous, but damn that's wild.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's not uncommon for me to get some variation of
"Your (they NEVER spell correctly) so hot. I want to slide my tongue through your pussy lips and cum on your face".

Like, why?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I think I've gotten a grand total of one stranger's dick pic and that was three years ago. I don't envy what you ladies put up with regularly on here.

 

[Ginmill72]

It's not uncommon for me to get some variation of
"Your (they NEVER spell correctly) so hot. I want to slide my tongue through your pussy lips and cum on your face".

Like, why?

That's hell of an ice breaker...and destined to fail.
Certainly wouldn't work in real life at a bar...or at least highly unlikely, and just not an appropriate way to strike up a conversation.
At a bar, you'd at the very least get a drink thrown on you or slapped.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

When I ran The Oral Servitude thread it was constant. Because, of course, when I’m talking about cock worship, I’m talking about YOU, Mr. My Wife is in the Room.

I can't even imagine.

 

[Sundayschild]

A detailed description about how this guy would capture me, keep me in his basement, sexually torture me, and eventually let his friends use me. Mind you this was the first DM from this person, not even a hello.

At least you know he has friends. Not some sad loner......

 

[aussiegeekygal]

At least you know he has friends. Not some sad loner......

I think he was exaggerating

 

[Sundayschild]

I think he was exaggerating

I think I might have been too dry then..

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think I might have been too dry then..

As dry as my vagina when I open those PMs

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I once made a thread in jest about needing a brother for a "role play thing". It was about two threads happening in real time in the PG, but holy suffering duckshit did I get an education that day

 

[Sundayschild]

As dry as my vagina when I open those PMs

Like a couple of silicon packets swinging in the breeze...


(I had to seriously consider whether that was broadcastable )

 

[ydahecnot]

Not really any bad ones, but I have gotten PMs from guys who thought I was female; one guy did it twice in two years. I would make it clear I was a guy when things headed in a certain direction. Though I’ve been tempted to wait a bit, just to get a different perspective on “putting on the moves.”

 

[Sundayschild]

“Ur hot. Bend over so u can take my big cok baby lol”

Me: *sandpaper vag*

Is that your English accent? It's pretty good

 

[AmberLGreen]

I still think the worst one I got was one of the first ones when I first joined Lit. The guy was telling me he could cum so hard it would break through walls. Made me close my legs instantly

 

[Whiskeyjack]

“Ur hot. Bend over so u can take my big cok baby lol”

Me: *sandpaper vag*

Maybe this isn't the right place to tell you, but sandpaper vag is kinda my kink.
How you doin'?

 

[lilmissdarling]

Someone who I had zero interaction with. Messaged me and asked if he could get me pregnant so he could later breastfeed from me.

Like, I'm not about to kink shame. But who the fuck are you and why did you think I would be interested?

 

[Sundayschild]

Someone who I had zero interaction with. Messaged me and asked if he could get me pregnant so he could later breastfeed from me.

Like, I'm not about to kink shame. But who the fuck are you and why did you think I would be interested?

*notes. Get to know them first

 

[EmberCD]

Not really any bad ones, but I have gotten PMs from guys who thought I was female; one guy did it twice in two years. I would make it clear I was a guy when things headed in a certain direction. Though I’ve been tempted to wait a bit, just to get a different perspective on “putting on the moves.”

I can definitely relate to this, not that my avatar helps things. But I’ve definitely gotten some interesting feedback when I tell a guy I’m a guy also. It‘s an experience that has guided my interactions with anyone I talk to.

 

[Ben326]

A detailed description about how this guy would capture me, keep me in his basement, sexually torture me, and eventually let his friends use me. Mind you this was the first DM from this person, not even a hello.

That is so hilarious awful, like yes I want to get to know you, by telling you I’m going to abduct you! Class A winner!