🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Azuldrgon]

Anyone know what sort of Nielsen rating this kind of show should do?

Thus far, it's kind of slow.
I don't mean that disrespectfully. I'm not a huge fan of long, drawn out programs in general.
It just feels kind of....counterproductive to announce it on a weekend when most are ..otherwise occupied.
I just happen to be home...and awake....and curious.
Yet, @crazychemgirl may have stumbled on the plot.
What if we already know the winner.....or rather the winner already revealed themselves?

 

[StillRain]

So…. Enough of the yapping from me.

It was a two wanker race in the first half of the week, and then it flipped, dipping one of those out, and then it flipped again, almost all of the way, and it’s been stupid to watch as the wankers bouncing around the charts daily.

The leader of the pack has remained pretty steady UNTIL YESTERDAY when a late but strong surge came from the back of that crew to take over. You WotY pack leaders, and one of them, your Wanker of the Year.

@Wand3rlust
@MandaPandaa
@StillRain *beams proudly* at this standing*
@MindYaBitness
@SalaciousMonkey22

 

[Azuldrgon]

So…. Enough of the yapping from me.

It was a two wanker race in the first half of the week, and then it flipped, dipping one of those out, and then it flipped again, almost all of the way, and it’s been stupid to watch as the wankers bouncing around the charts daily.

The leader of the pack has remained pretty steady UNTIL YESTERDAY when a late but strong surge came from the back of that crew to take over. You WotY pack leaders, and one of them, your Wanker of the Year.

@Wand3rlust
@MandaPandaa
@StillRain *beams proudly* at this standing*
@MindYaBitness
@SalaciousMonkey22

My theory stands refuted. Well done.

 

[InThe312]

Thus far, it's kind of slow.
I don't mean that disrespectfully. I'm not a huge fan of long, drawn out programs in general.
It just feels kind of....counterproductive to announce it on a weekend when most are ..otherwise occupied.
I just happen to be home...and awake....and curious.
Yet, @crazychemgirl may have stumbled on the plot.
What if we already know the winner.....or rather the winner already revealed themselves?

I think it's mostly the special effects. It takes time to render all that CGI.

 

[StillRain]

Lit has spoken, you are the panel of Judge. It is now official. With a massive 714 votes put your hands together for your Wanker of the Year….









































@MindYaBitness

The wanker that campaigned like a pro, wanked like a pro and is a true Wanker All-Star.

 

[Wand3rlust]

And justice is served.

Not a wanker.

Now. Bring on the shitest POJ vote.

 

[InThe312]

And justice is served.

Not a wanker.

Now. Bring on the shitest POJ vote.

Going for that one are you?

 

[Qky75]

POJ? I am confusion.

 

[BrendaBear]

And after all that work… it looks like @MindYaBitness doesn’t know yet.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Going for that one are you?

I mean. If it wasn't for @Bry1313 - you'd have been a shoe in.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And justice is served.

Not a wanker.

Now. Bring on the shitest POJ vote.

I mean… is that even a contest?

 

[InThe312]

I mean… is that even a contest?

I think we're about to find out.

 

[StillRain]

Let’s let our victor claim her victory and let me know if she would indeed like to receive her Wanker of the Year basket of gifts Hamper.

Then I’ll get the best and Worst POJ happening.

 

[StillRain]

And justice is served.

Not a wanker.

Now. Bring on the shitest POJ vote.

You will clearly be surprised to know that yesterday YOU were the leading contender and the one who surged to take out both @SalaciousMonkey22 and @MindYaBitness

So you are indeed a wanker.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You will clearly be surprised to know that yesterday YOU were the leading contender and the one who surged to take out both @SalaciousMonkey22 and @MindYaBitness

So you are indeed a wanker.

Nah..not having it.

Only the wankers voted. Stands to reason they'd vote for one of their own.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lit has spoken, you are the panel of Judge. It is now official. With a massive 714 votes put your hands together for your Wanker of the Year….









































@MindYaBitness

The wanker that campaigned like a pro, wanked like a pro and is a true Wanker All-Star.

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Sorry, I was busy wanking.

Wait, not sorry. It was way better. But anyway

Oh gee, the second least surprising miscarriage of justice democracy has handed us this month. Congrats @MindYaBitness for running the most boobilicious campaign of the race!

I’ll be expecting my candy Monday.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Let’s let our victor claim her victory and let me know if she would indeed like to receive her Wanker of the Year basket of gifts Hamper.

Then I’ll get the best and Worst POJ happening.

I will gladly take whatever hamper, bin, compost bucket your have planned!

I'm truly honored that I've been elected by a jury of my peers!

 

[Azuldrgon]

I will gladly take whatever hamper, bin, compost bucket your have planned!

I'm truly honored that I've been elected by a jury of my peers!

Speech?

 

[StillRain]

I will gladly take whatever hamper, bin, compost bucket your have planned!

I'm truly honored that I've been elected by a jury of my peers!

Shoot me a PM so we can arrange!

 

[StillRain]

If anyone wants to know how many votes they got…

 

[StillRain]

WANKER ALERT

@Wand3rlust came in second.
22% of the vote.
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[Wand3rlust]

WANKER ALERT

@Wand3rlust came in second.
22% of the vote.
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Dickheads.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dickheads.

I voted for you

 

[lavendersilk]

I voted for you

Spoonface.

 

[InThe312]

Dickheads.

It would appear that about 500 unique voters (as determined by PWC) determined you were nearly the biggest wanker