🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[37_ttej]

You are a scientist obsessed with becoming a modern-day Prometheus? Cooooool!

Yep, creative genius and all round mad fucker.
And, alas, with man boobs and a fat hairy ass.
And a right wanker.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yep, creative genius and all round mad fucker.
And, alas, with man boobs and a fat hairy ass.
And a right wanker.

Oh, I see. I was picturing more…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, I see. I was picturing more…

See, was picturing more...

Since, you know, his name is Frankenstein. As opposed to, say, his monster, who has no given name.

 

[37_ttej]

See, was picturing more...

Since, you know, his name is Frankenstein. As opposed to, say, his monster, who has no given name.

Very true!
My apologies to Mary Shelley.
And apologies to everyone else for my lack of beauty irrespective.

 

[BrendaBear]

See, was picturing more...

Since, you know, his name is Frankenstein. As opposed to, say, his monster, who has no given name.

I’m sorry, that is pronounced Fronkensteen!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Very true!
My apologies to Mary Shelley.
And apologies to everyone else for my lack of beauty irrespective.

Beauty standards are very subjective. I've often described my natural hair as Bride of Frankenstein

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m sorry, that is pronounced Fronkensteen!

"I-gor."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Beauty standards are very subjective. I've often described my natural hair as Bride of Frankenstein

Oh, she was hot. I haven't seen your natural hair, but you would be hot as well. Well, that goes without saying...

 

[StillRain]

Meh, it’s just sour grapes.
I’d like to be able to throw down with her in a real ad-battle contest but, to be frank, my man boobs and fat hairy ass ain’t gonna win me no votes.

Nice pitch, Brenda likes them furry.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hope it’s a …, *ahem* … stiff competition and not one person just dominating (heh) the rest….


Then again… @Wand3rlust might like dominating.

 

[Apisto42]

I hope it’s a …, *ahem* … stiff competition and not one person just dominating (heh) the rest….


Then again… @Wand3rlust might like dominating.

FIFY

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hope it’s a …, *ahem* … stuff competition and not one person just dominating (heh) the rest….


Then again… @Wand3rlust might like dominating.

I know I like it when she is...

 

[crazychemgirl]

FIFY

I hate it when my phone subverts my attempts to be dirty.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hate it when my phone subverts my attempts to be dirty.

"Oh, baby, I want to duck you so deep..."

"Quack?"

 

[hotoldrguy]

I hope it’s a …, *ahem* … stiff competition and not one person just dominating (heh) the rest….


Then again… @Wand3rlust might like dominating.

I would be happy to have her dominate me anytime

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would be happy to have her dominate me anytime

Colour me shocked.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Colour me shocked.

and you thought I was just another vanilla old man....

 

[Wriggle]

I hope it’s a …, *ahem* … stiff competition and not one person just dominating (heh) the rest….


Then again… @Wand3rlust might like dominating.

She switches

 

[Wriggle]

She's going to kill me

 

[BrendaBear]

and you thought I was just another vanilla old man....

 

[morelikeasong]

She switches

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this still going? In America we’d have had three recounts and an attempted coup by now. Come on!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I hope this never ends so I can keep seeing more campaign gifs from @MindYaBitness

 

[MindYaBitness]

I hope this never ends so I can keep seeing more campaign gifs from @MindYaBitness

I'm. Working on it, just gotta sift through my old stuff and see what fits the days slogan

 

[Mada69]

I hope this never ends so I can keep seeing more campaign gifs from @MindYaBitness

I'm casting a vote for her every time she bestows a campaign gift...