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🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆
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InThe312
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YESSS. It's time. Stop making us wait.
crazychemgirl
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But she does it so well.
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Don't encourage her.
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I think so.....there's a fine line between anticipation and utter torture.
And since unlike @Qky75 I don't have a dog in the fight....I can only imagine the torture the nominated are feeling at the moment.
I beseech thee, OP to reveal the winner so we may celebrate.
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It’s been a long hard year 
here at Lit and WankersTM, with the introduction of the Wanker of the Week, the popularity contest for non-popular; the award nobody asked for and everybody needed. Like a celebrity sex tape, you wankers took to it with fervent glee, nominating friends and foe with abandon.
Some of you loved to love it, some of you loved to hate it, and some of you just REALLY wanted to be nominated - yeah I’m looking at you @Azuldrgon.
We’ve had POJs both great and, well, there.
All of which did the award proud..ish.
And now, here we are finishing, the way every good wank should be. But before we allclimax find out who the Wanker of the Year is…. Let’s just edge a little shall we…
As if I was going to give it to you that easily…
Holding up the Nominees, with a MASSIVE ONE VOTE…
Give it up for…..
DickieGlows.
here at Lit and WankersTM, with the introduction of the Wanker of the Week, the popularity contest for non-popular; the award nobody asked for and everybody needed. Like a celebrity sex tape, you wankers took to it with fervent glee, nominating friends and foe with abandon.Some of you loved to love it, some of you loved to hate it, and some of you just REALLY wanted to be nominated - yeah I’m looking at you @Azuldrgon.
We’ve had POJs both great and, well, there.
All of which did the award proud..ish. And now, here we are finishing, the way every good wank should be. But before we all
As if I was going to give it to you that easily…
Holding up the Nominees, with a MASSIVE ONE VOTE…
Give it up for…..
DickieGlows.
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Amazing work Dickie. Frankly, I am surprised you got away with one, I would have thought @ToPleaseHim would have been tapping the keys in a frenzy for you.
InThe312
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YESSSSSS! I voted for Dickie! I knew we would win.It’s been a long hard year
Some of you loved to love it, some of you loved to hate it, and some of you just REALLY wanted to be nominated - yeah I’m looking at you @Azuldrgon.
We’ve had POJs both great and, well, there.
And now, here we are finishing, the way every good wank should be. But before we allclimaxfind out who the Wanker of the Year is…. Let’s just edge a little shall we…
As if I was going to give it to you that easily…
Holding up the Nominees, with a MASSIVE ONE VOTE…
Give it up for…..
DickieGlows.
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Azuldrgon
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At the risk of self-sabotage, I expect nothing less.. I’m not gonna draw it out to badly…. Or am I?
This is your symphony, your magnum opus if you will.
Well-played.
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OVERALL we had 2,269 votes. PricewaterhouseCoopers has determined that all of these are UNIQUE and INDIVIDUAL PEOPLE, definitely not from automated voting by person or persons unknown. I know you guys, and I know you don’t have time to cease wanking to sit and click either, so it’s DEFINITELY 2,269 people. DEFINITELY.
I know you guys, and I know you don’t have time to cease wanking to sit and click either, so it’s DEFINITELY 2,269 people. DEFINITELY.
crazychemgirl
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Where’s our musical act and funny skits to keep us entertained while we wait?
InThe312
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Probably off wanking
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We had some surprising, nominees added into the mix, and though we do agree they are massive wankers, they were not on the official list throughout the year….
@Azuldrgon received 11 votes
@Lord Pmann received 15 votes
And it’s clear underscores in names only piss me off, with only 6 votes for those wankers. Fuck them anyway.
Officially, you’re all wankers, good job dickheads.
@Azuldrgon received 11 votes
@Lord Pmann received 15 votes
And it’s clear underscores in names only piss me off, with only 6 votes for those wankers. Fuck them anyway.
Officially, you’re all wankers, good job dickheads.
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A firm pat on your own backI thank the folks who voted for me.
crazychemgirl
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Especially if you win … how awkward.
Azuldrgon
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Thus far, it's kind of slow.
I don't mean that disrespectfully. I'm not a huge fan of long, drawn out programs in general.
It just feels kind of....counterproductive to announce it on a weekend when most are ..otherwise occupied.
I just happen to be home...and awake....and curious.
Yet, @crazychemgirl may have stumbled on the plot.
What if we already know the winner.....or rather the winner already revealed themselves?
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