🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[InThe312]

I didn’t vote.

Kidding. I voted for @Lmizzler because I liked his campaign slogan. I couldn’t help it. I’m easily moved by jizz. Just ask @InThe312

In 29 days, we will explore this statement.







Again.

 

[BrendaBear]

Spoonface.

Oh. Um… and to be a “Spoonface”… is that a good thing?

Oh wait… is that what you get when you are the big spoon and get a facefull of hair?

 

[BrendaBear]

It would appear that about 500 unique voters (as determined by PWC) determined you were nearly the biggest wanker

so… People With Cocks?

Okay. That works.

 

[InThe312]

so… People With Cocks?

Okay. That works.

Maybe, but I believe Stillrain identified PriceWaterhouseCoopers as the independent audit firm that certified the vote.

Apparently PeopleWithCoveringsoffur weren't available.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Speech?

Gimme a bit, I've got to select & steam a gown, get my nails did, and come up with a new speech!

 

[Wand3rlust]

It would appear that about 500 unique voters (as determined by PWC) determined you were nearly the biggest wanker

There aren't that many unique users on Lit that would vote.

• Aussies (maybe 3)
• Canadians (maybe 5)
• Europeans (maybe 3)
• Brits (maybe 2)
• Yanks (maybe 4 and all of @OrdinaryPerson 's alts)

 

[Qky75]

I got a rock.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I voted for you

I didn't vote. The contest was for wankers.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I didn’t vote.

Kidding. I voted for @Lmizzler because I liked his campaign slogan. I couldn’t help it. I’m easily moved by jizz. Just ask @InThe312

Same

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

my peers!

Oh, now I see why I lost. I am peerless.

There aren't that many unique users on Lit that would vote.

• Aussies (maybe 3)
• Canadians (maybe 5)
• Europeans (maybe 3)
• Brits (maybe 2)
• Yanks (maybe 4 and all of @OrdinaryPerson 's alts)

Are you implying something?

I mean, you’re not wrong. But still.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didn't vote. The contest was for wankers.

I voted a lot!

Wait…

 

[TXRafe]

I voted a lot!

Wait…

1 wank 1 vote!...wait, that's not it...

 

[Grant55]

Lit has spoken, you are the panel of Judge. It is now official. With a massive 714 votes put your hands together for your Wanker of the Year….









































@MindYaBitness

The wanker that campaigned like a pro, wanked like a pro and is a true Wanker All-Star.

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Recount! Should have been @lavendersilk

Regardless...speech @MindYaBitness !!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Recount! Should have been @lavendersilk

Regardless...speech @MindYaBitness !!!

Are you making voter fraud accusations?

 

[Qky75]

Are you making voter fraud accusations?

Dangling chads?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Dangling chads?

In my experience with Chads - albeit not especially vast - they're really just dumb?

ETA: I had a fish named Chad. He was not very smart.

 

[Qky75]

In my experience with Chads - albeit not especially vast - they're really just dumb?

ETA: I had a fish named Chad. He was not very smart.

...ok

 

[MandaPandaa]

...ok

 

[37_ttej]

Congratulations MYB and all of the WotY nominees who have made the last few months entertaining.
And a big hand to @StillRain for all the hard work facilitating this craziness and the awards ceremony.

PS: Personally, I think people with underscores in their username are underrated.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In my experience with Chads - albeit not especially vast - they're really just dumb?

ETA: I had a fish named Chad. He was not very smart.

You named a fish…Chad?

That’s maybe the most surprising bit of information I know about you

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did I accidentally win yet?

 

[MandaPandaa]

You named a fish…Chad?

That’s maybe the most surprising bit of information I know about you

I ironically named him Chad. He was a beta fish.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I didn’t vote.

Kidding. I voted for @Lmizzler because I liked his campaign slogan. I couldn’t help it. I’m easily moved by jizz. Just ask @InThe312

I mean, in reality, Miz won this. He is the benefactor of all Mindy's wanking, sooo I wouldn't feel too bad.
(Although the original autocorrect version wasn't wrong).

 

[StillRain]

I voted a lot!

Wait…

You were in the lead almost always at one time every day during my twice daily check-ins.

 

[StillRain]

I did think @SalaciousMonkey22 had it in the bag. Alas, the power of a good campaign…. Or something.