♡♡ 101 Things We Love About Our Brit Lovers ♡♡

[Jonny G]

I for one do not like the Americanisation of Great Britain , but I have nothing against Americans ( apart from Trump God help us all )

God save the queen

 

[Susurration]

I know. I was giving you a hard time.

*Double entendre alert* .

I know too, and I'm teasing you back .

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*Double entendre alert* .

I know too, and I'm teasing you back .

I was wondering if you'd notice that.

I for one do not like the Americanisation of Great Britain , but I have nothing against Americans ( apart from Trump God help us all )

God save the queen

God save the queen!

 

[KalIsBack]

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

hi, Kal

 

[KalIsBack]

Hello, Honey.

 

[Susurration]

I was wondering if you'd notice that.

I do like a bit of double entendre .

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hello, Honey.

I was just talking about you the other day. Were your ears burning?

I do like a bit of double entendre .

I figured you did.

 

[KalIsBack]

I was just talking about you the other day. Were your ears burning?

They were not.

My dogs woke me up, and after sorting them out, I wandered about the house for a little while, hissing at the light outside. Got on the interwebz, checked my e-mail, saw the Lit User CP bookmark on the bookmark list, and realised I haven't been around in a bit.

The Litscape is different. I feel virginal again.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

They were not.

My dogs woke me up, and after sorting them out, I wandered about the house for a little while, hissing at the light outside. Got on the interwebz, checked my e-mail, saw the Lit User CP bookmark on the bookmark list, and realised I haven't been around in a bit.

The Litscape is different. I feel virginal again.

Ooo! 'Virginal.'

Yes, the Litscape is ever-changing... and how are the dogs? What have you named them?

 

[Jonny G]

I was wondering if you'd notice that.



God save the queen!

And God bless you !!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

And God bless you !!

Thank you, Jonny! And you as well.

 

[KalIsBack]

Ooo! 'Virginal.'

Yes, the Litscape is ever-changing... and how are the dogs? What have you named them?

Virginal. Surrounded by aggressive womenfolks obsessed with stealing said virginity. It makes one fear for one's chastity.

The dogs. Good God. Marcus and Max. They're from the same litter. Not quite twins, but close enough. They're a year old... 4 days from now. Marcus has the most hyper personality to have ever been manifested in a puppy. He needs attention as part of his daily diet. Max is calm. He's the inside dog. Marcus is the son of a bitch that escaped from hell, somehow.

Also: What I love about Brit lovers? I get a *massive* kick out of watching them imitate my accent.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Virginal. Surrounded by aggressive womenfolks obsessed with stealing said virginity. It makes one fear for one's chastity.

The dogs. Good God. Marcus and Max. They're from the same litter. Not quite twins, but close enough. They're a year old... 4 days from now. Marcus has the most hyper personality to have ever been manifested in a puppy. He needs attention as part of his daily diet. Max is calm. He's the inside dog. Marcus is the son of a bitch that escaped from hell, somehow.

Also: What I love about Brit lovers? I get a *massive* kick out of watching them imitate my accent.

Whatever's left of your chastity is safe with me. I don't chase men, however much they may dampen my knickers.

Sounds like you have your hands full with those dogs!

Don't you have a British accent?? I think I must be confused...

 

[KalIsBack]

Whatever's left of your chastity is safe with me. I don't chase men, however much they may dampen my knickers.

Sounds like you have your hands full with those dogs!

Don't you have a British accent?? I think I must be confused...

Oh that's right. You prefer to be chased. I'm going to hunt down that old thread and re-read it. Again.

I do. And that's the easy side of things.

I do, also. I love listening to people imitate it. Especially since my circle consists primarily of minorities and middle class caucasian women, neither of whom prove particularly adept at replicating my speech patterns. It's ridiculously amusing.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh that's right. You prefer to be chased. I'm going to hunt down that old thread and re-read it. Again.

I do. And that's the easy side of things.

I do, also. I love listening to people imitate it. Especially since my circle consists primarily of minorities and middle class caucasian women, neither of whom prove particularly adept at replicating my speech patterns. It's ridiculously amusing.

You do know I am at least two of those things you mentioned, yes?

I have dabbled on the other side of the slash for various reasons, but it is not where my heart is.

You're a brute. Don't change a thing.

 

[KalIsBack]

You do know I am at least two of those things you mentioned, yes?

I have dabbled on the other side of the slash for various reasons, but it is not where my heart is.

You're a brute. Don't change a thing.

I know. (@what you are, @where your heart is, @I'm a brute) I'm often told my savagery can quite endearing. Mostly by myself.

This is another reason why I love Brit lovers. They're so understanding. Methinks the surplus of our naturally elevated insight levels rubbeth off on those around us, and you get this whole emotional synergistic feedback that's just charming.

I'm such a snob today. It's terrible. I love it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I know. (@what you are, @where your heart is, @I'm a brute) I'm often told my savagery can quite endearing. Mostly by myself.

This is another reason why I love Brit lovers. They're so understanding. Methinks the surplus of our naturally elevated insight levels rubbeth off on those around us, and you get this whole emotional synergistic feedback that's just charming.

I'm such a snob today. It's terrible. I love it.

You're revoltingly charming and should probably go spread some of it around someplace else before I get the vapors.

Take care, and don't stay away so long next time.

 

[KalIsBack]

You're revoltingly charming and should probably go spread some of it around someplace else before I get the vapors.

Take care, and don't stay away so long next time.

I'm sorry, but my essence cannot be smeared across one's chest like Vick's Vapor Rub. At least not your chest.

Maybe I'll go make another picture thread, or perhaps another personal thread that I'll abandon on short notice. Or perhaps I'll go harass my neighbour.

You know, I suspect I'll be around a wee bit more often. Just a smidge. TTFN.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm sorry, but my essence cannot be smeared across one's chest like Vick's Vapor Rub. At least not your chest.

Maybe I'll go make another picture thread, or perhaps another personal thread that I'll abandon on short notice. Or perhaps I'll go harass my neighbour.

You know, I suspect I'll be around a wee bit more often. Just a smidge. TTFN.

Vicks...

Let me know if you'd like me to start a thread for you...

'101 Things KalIsBack Loves About Himself'

 

[KalIsBack]

Vicks...

Let me know if you'd like me to start a thread for you...

'101 Things KalIsBack Loves About Himself'

Well I suppose the consistency is a little different than Vicks.

The thought of 101 things all dedicated to the size of my manhood is appalling, even to me (and yet somehow strangely appealing). I'll pass on the thread for now. Just trying to keep my eyes open at the moment.

Can't say any new thoughts regarding what I love about those who love me have popped into my mind today.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can't say any new thoughts regarding what I love about those who love me have popped into my mind today.

You do know that's not quite what the thread is about... right?

 

[KalIsBack]

You do know that's not quite what the thread is about... right?

No one told me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No one told me.

Did you even read the title?

 

[KalIsBack]

Did you even read the title?

No.

But now that I have, I ponder. Am I more than my manhood? Stay tuned to find out in the next episode of Kal's Kalculations.