Best don't say 'whilst' around BFG unless you give her a towel first.
Brit Lover Speak 101
He says: Your example would work for me.
Rough translation: Hell to the yes! Bring it on, sexy mama!
Have I got that about right?
Hello, H!
I just came from The Naughty List. I didn't see your name over there, but I wasn't surprised because I know you've been very good this year. Many times.
But not too Hawt! It makes their skin go red and their balls too dangly.
I shared a residence at uni over here with an American. He loved to take a long bath but only after he had showered first! He thought our way of relaxing in our own dirty water was so yuck!
But not too Hawt! It makes their skin go red and their balls too dangly.
I shared a residence at uni over here with an American. He loved to take a long bath but only after he had showered first! He thought our way of relaxing in our own dirty water was so yuck!
H tells me that it is also way easier to shave ones balls in the bath...
H tells me that it is also way easier to shave ones balls in the bath...
I come with hair. Trimmed yes but shaved there! Yikes no. Luckily for me, that causes no diminishment of ... er, attention.
How dare you! Cricket only....
How dare you! Cricket only....
Ah, there we must agree to differ, gorgeous man. There's something awfully sexy about a smooth pair of balls. I like to trail my fingers very lightly across them. And sometimes the tip of my tongue
Well, for just a very few of my top rated gals I might go so far as to shave my balls...
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Ooh!
*dribbles slightly*
(How do I get onto that list?
Numi, I'm up for some comparison taste tests, how about you?
* Fixes Honey with his best alluring gaze*
Ooh!
*dribbles slightly*
(How do I get onto that list?
